Dad Math: The 4-year-old stayed up late so she’ll definitely sleep in tomorrow. ☠️
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Kathryn Renée Thomas
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Kathryn Renée Thomas
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Made a TV show with my best gals. Made a baby with my best guy. Made a SAHM by my best global pandemic. New 👶🏼: @thecleavelife Old 👶🏼: @teachersseries
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White woman math: I am an excellent driver because I have never been pulled over.
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yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com
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Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
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The YALL Los Angeles Showcase was a hit! Congrats to these incredible writers & performers on a job hilariously well done 🎭🎤✊
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FDA Warning: Do not exceed recommended dose, or you will end up throwing away $70 worth of Thai delivery because you're convinced the Postmates guy dissolved quaaludes in your Tom Yum so he can abscond with your children to sell them through a blackmarket adoption ring.
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Retweet if you believe we need a nationwide ban on assault weapons.
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Our tried-and-true methods are guaranteed to help your infant hit those important milestones like murdering King Amulius, even if your babe hasn't been fed since March!
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“I saw Chasing Amy in the theater,” bragged Tracy to her daughter’s friends, convinced this would seduce the teen into eating dinner with the family again.
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#thecleave #thecleavelife #pride #pridemonth #pridemonth2022 #momfail #gayteen #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbtteens
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See you in LA in September! Honored and thrilled to bring mom-com to the pitch table with @Caitlin__Barlow Xo @TheCleaveLife
Yes, And... Laughter Lab@YALLcomedy
Say hello to our 2022 YALL Showcase Performers! This September, these hilarious comedians and writers will pitch their original comedy projects to entertainment industry execs and social justice leaders. Check out their projects below! 🎭🎤✊
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I just joined @momsdemand & @everytown to send an urgent message demanding our U.S. Senators take bold action by passing gun safety legislation. We cannot wait for another mass shooting. Send your message now >> bit.ly/3GgUxyE
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70% of Americans believe Roe v. Wade should remain the law of the land. Retweet if you're one of them.
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Hi! I've been quiet on Twitter for a long time b/c I'm a toddler mom & how the f@ck do I do anything? But this is tweet-worthy! So excited to work on this w/ my ride-or-die, @Caitlin__Barlow! @TheCleaveLife is only a tiny baby right now & we can't wait to see what it grows into!
Yes, And... Laughter Lab@YALLcomedy
The Yes, And… Laughter Lab is thrilled to announce our 2022 Finalists. These projects include scripted comedy, stand-up, sketch, and film, developed by some of the best comedy creators focused on social justice issues. Get to know our finalists and their projects below!
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Inhale… Exhale… Find an alibi…
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#thecleave #thecleavelife #momsoftwitter #momlife #moms #mama #mommy #mother #motherhood #parenthood #parent #maritalproblems #maritalstress #marriage #breathingtechniques #calmingtechniques
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"Fuck. Did I remember to deactivate that Live Journal account?!"
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Every time a bell rings, a woman has to go to Mexico for a safe abortion.
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#thecleave #thecleavelife #momsoftwitter #momlife #mommy #parent #christmasmorning #womensrights #prochoice #roevwade #abortion #plannedparenthood #abortionrights #abortionishealthcare #womenshealth
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Because of course we'd rather recognize a mythical, materialistic grandpappy than a woman.
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#thecleave #thecleavelife #mom #mommy #mama #momsoftwitter #momlife #santa #santaclaus #christmas #invisiblelabor
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She might not get it, but she does hope your Jewish Christmas is blessed. #hanukkah #Hanukkah2021 #momsoftwitter #momlife #jewish #jewishmoms
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I just signed an @iatse petition: Tell AMPTP to Give Film and Television Workers a Fair Deal! Will you join me? Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/tell…
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