Fractal Flux

@elonmusk Rewatching The Expanse as you post this! 🤩

Yes

@videosfofosof The aggressive one is how I become if someone touches my fries.

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@bryan_johnson I can’t believe it took you so long to figure out fake grass has plastic…..

Spent millions trying to not die and had toxic turf in my backyard the whole time. Trying to not be an idiot.

@breederbunnyboi @JellyBellyec @FloraAudiaa I’m not pretending to be anything. If you’re that old then you should know it’s true that couples like this have existed forever. Simmer down saucy.

@MsNobody42 @JellyBellyec @FloraAudiaa Girly pop I’m almost 40, don’t talk to me like I’m a teenager. Also quit pretending you’re the authority on queer culture.

It looks weird at first… Looks wrong, feels wrong… but somehow this is exactly how it’s supposed to be.

@breederbunnyboi @JellyBellyec @FloraAudiaa What are you two on about? Couples like this have existed since long before y’all were even born. Always assuming the worse in people you don’t know isn’t awesome.

@JellyBellyec @MsNobody42 @FloraAudiaa Oh my god you’re so right, that’s exactly what would have happened. Literally can’t win with these folks.

@Goodfatherespf This made me physically ill to watch.

Keep your ketchup and mustard in a pair of socks

@Grover4510 @Matt_Pinner This should not have been as funny as it was. 😬😂

@MsNobody42 @Matt_Pinner From that height, it really doesn't matter. I'd go for spread-eagle flat to make sure I didn't suffer.

I'm sure they are fine... right?! 😨

@Matt_Pinner I could’ve asked “the grok” but the answers I’ve received from the humans has been well worth the ask! We learned, we laughed, it’s an overall win for everyone! Thank you to all that have responded to this!

@Matt_Pinner What’s the best way to position your body when falling that far?

When I said weird, I mean, we’re all weird, you gotta find the other half of YOUR weird. Not that the masculine or feminine “switch” is weird itself. They accepted their weird (ie personality traits) & found the other piece to their puzzle. If we could all be so lucky as to find our weird counterparts. It’s an especially beautiful thing bc they aren’t the “social normal” & out of all the people in the world they managed to find each other. They don’t sweat the haters & are just happy.

But there isn’t anything weird about it

@HumansNoContext Same.

Me this year

Every Sunday when I feel like I’m getting close to done with chores, I look at the clock, it says 3:30 & I think to myself “dang I’m making good time!” Then I do this, finish that, thinking’s it’s been about 30 minutes I look at the clock again & it says 6:30. Dinner not cooked, hair not washed, laundry still going & think to myself “WTF just happened?!” The ever mysterious time suck, never to be explained or understood, just a random phenomenon that exists without reason.

@honeymoon250 Zero fucks given. It’s probably laundry day, these things, they happen. She’s probably making a quick run to the Walmart.

What do you call this look?

@TheLucyShow1 Nancy with the arthritis should get a 10 second head start!

POV: you visit your Nana at the senior living facility and see that they’re having their own Kentucky Derby race!! 🐎 🤣 All they’re missing are the hats!!! 👒

@jayroo69 Nothing wrong with looking phaggy but he could have certainly used more flair!

Only Gavin Newsom could look phaggy using a skillsaw 😂😂😂

@Hontas_Farmer @FloraAudiaa So a biological male changing to female will marry a female (makes sense). Honest question, do they then categorize themselves as a lesbian or heterosexual couple or do they prefer to stay away from labels such as this?

@MsNobody42 @FloraAudiaa Really. You know quite a few transgender people will date, and even marry people of the opposite biological sex. IF their gender presentation is what they like.

@KennyDeMetter @awkwardgoogle It looks like a speed bump. Take a Prius over that bad boy at 5mph & you’re a goner. Thought it was impossible to be squashed by a Prius but here we are.

@MsNobody42 @awkwardgoogle Pretty much. Literally and figuratively, because no way that thing is safe.

The lowest car in Taiwan, known as the Banana Peel, is a drivable Honda Civic that looks like it's clipping through the ground.

@KennyDeMetter @awkwardgoogle So a moving coffin?

@MsNobody42 @awkwardgoogle Maybe lying down ? But then I don't how you control the car (no room for steering wheel and pedals)

@Weemus0417 @DikenaClinton 😂😂😂

@MsNobody42 @DikenaClinton Yep. A Snickers candybar and a Mountain Dew soda will do the trick!🤣🥳😄

The grandparents be like, 'fun’s over come get your kids!’ 😂😂😂

@Iizziefarmer @Matt_Pinner This seems to be the general consensus. 😂

@MsNobody42 @Matt_Pinner Cannonball opportunity of a lifetime.

@gantz_adam42893 @Matt_Pinner So my childhood tornado drill rules apply here as well. Noted.

@MsNobody42 @Matt_Pinner You lean forward, stick your head between your legs, and kiss your sweet ass goodbye!