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@MsWaterMallon

Boston, MA Katılım Ocak 2018
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Jett 🜲
Jett 🜲@iky_fwjett·
A CONVERSATION I HAD WITH A 98-YEAR-OLD WOMAN 98 yr old: you know how your parents probably say things like, "you were BORN with the internet, you don't know what it's like to live without!" me: yeah 98 yr old: well, my parents said that to me about electricity.
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they/them might be giants ☭
they/them might be giants ☭@babadookspinoza·
“I don’t owe anybody anything!” Actually we are perhaps nothing but dizzyingly intricate webs of obligations to other beings and ourselves. The sheer weight of our obligations is all that keeps us from floating away into space. We can never do enough but we must try.
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Alex Tomlinson 🦉
Alex Tomlinson 🦉@hootalex·
Postal services around the world that use birds as logos. One of my favorite poster graphics I've made! 🐦✉️
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Simpsons Daily Glavins
Simpsons Daily Glavins@simpsons_DG·
"So all the Simpson women turn out okay!" "That's right, sweetie. The defective Simpson gene is on the 'Y' chromosome, so only men are affected." #WomensDay2026
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jump (for my love)
jump (for my love)@JodiesJumpsuit·
Honestly the 30-50 Feral Hogs tweet is the best tweet of all time. Initially met with general derision, the author was eventually vindicated and most of us (including myself) had to reassess how we perceived the world outside of our experience. Incredibly humbling, 10/10
Natism@his4Everz

what’s the best tweet of all time?

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sarah
sarah@slothanova·
screaming
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Boston Celtics
Boston Celtics@celtics·
No place like home 🏡 Thank you @Vistaprint for tonight's posters
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audrey farnsworth
audrey farnsworth@audipenny·
going to start sending these out to people without any context. nothing inside, no return address
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horse dentist
horse dentist@equine__dentist·
the horrors persist, but so do i
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Chicago Mayor's Press Office
Chicago Mayor's Press Office@ChicagoMPO·
NEW: Mayor Brandon Johnson and the Department of Streets and Sanitation today announced the winning names for the City’s fourth annual “You Name a Snowplow” contest. The six winners are: Abolish ICE Stephen Coldbert Pope Frío XIV The Blizzard of Oz Svencoolie Caleb Chilliams
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