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Any asshole with an opinion can now pay $8 to Elon Musk and pretend to be a relevant asshole. Elon Musk has elevated assholes. The spreading of lies and dangerous information is escalating. Take the leap, leave Twitter. Come back if sanity returns. Adiós.

The most gangster firefighter I’ve ever met #standup #comedy #jokes #standupcomedy

@samespecies101 @JimCarrey WTF, no, it's not like leaving your country, at all. Social media is entertainment. When it STOPS being entertaining you turn it off. If it becomes your actual life you need to spend some time reflecting.

At this critical moment for our economy, in the holiday season, we cannot hurl the U.S. into a devastating rail freight shutdown. Congress should get this bill to my desk as soon as possible so we can avoid disruption.

@AskedEtAnswered @KayeSteinsapir @georgehahn @RepMTG She scammed to get PPP loans. She used insider info to buy stocks. She supports racists and bigots. She sends stupid tweets. She is the queen of deplorables.

@Much_Truth @KayeSteinsapir @georgehahn @RepMTG Why can't she just insider trade, get rich, and not send stupid tweets. How unbecoming.

It’s lit.

Congratulations to the @USMNT on a thrilling win and advancing at the #FIFAWorldCup!

Thank you, Madam Vice President 🇺🇸

@RobertPRowley2 @AlisonFisk @TraffordLj @MuseumofLondon

@AlisonFisk @TraffordLj @MuseumofLondon Air Hadrian.

A well-preserved Roman leather boot from London, c. 75-125 AD. One of many leather shoes worn by fashion-conscious #Roman ‘Londoners’ in the footwear collection at the Museum of London (Wall). Still time to visit before the museum closes its doors for the last time! #Archaeology

@USATODAY So…like a week in jail?

Oath Keepers leader Stewart Rhodes found guilty of seditious conspiracy, other charges in Jan. 6, 2021, attack on U.S. Capitol usatoday.com/story/news/pol…

What a fight!!! Well done boys. Way to lay it all on the line to get that ⚽️ in the back of the net @cpulisic_10! Onto the next! #WorldCup2022 #USA

@joy_flavell @KayeSteinsapir @georgehahn @RepMTG There were 5 people she ran against in the Republican primary. Deplorables still chose her.

@Much_Truth @KayeSteinsapir @georgehahn @RepMTG In the first election her opponent and his family received ao many threats he dropped out and she ran unopposed.

IT'S GIVING TUESDAY! This holiday season, we'd like to bring attention to our 37th Comida Food Drive. With partners, @Kroger & @Pepsi, we joined to provide meals to less fortunate families across Houston. Screenshot/scan the QR code at the end of the video to see how to help!

@sciam Why not just put it in the headline that Russia and China have blocked this environmental protection.. twitter.com/sciam/status/1…

For the sixth year in a row, nations failed to agree on any new marine protected areas in the fragile Southern Ocean around Antarctica bit.ly/3udC1SB

$2,000,000,000: Amount of money Saudi Arabia handed Jared Kushner when he left the White House 0: Number of Congressional Republicans pushing for an investigation into it

38' - GOAL: USA!!!! @sergino_dest heads to a sprinting @cpulisic_10 in front of net to give us the advantage!!!! 🇮🇷 IR Iran 0 - 1 USA 🇺🇸

We believe that we will win.

@Much_Truth I’ve got it set for $3 a day. Still trying to figure out how charging for unfollows works. Twitter ads doesn’t really provide very good data or customer service or even basic information about how it works. 🫠