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Mwana Asili✊

@MucheeKE

IT|Open Source|Passionate about change in Africa - Kenya|All power belongs to the people.

Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Mart 2014
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WARÚHIÚ@kamauwaruhiu·
Only living on a farm can save us , go to your village , build a house there . Keep some animals plant some food not to sell but to eat . Plant medicinal plants and exercise regularly. We have a fiercely cannibalistic government that compromises everyone. Winter is coming the night will be long and cold . Reporting from ndeiyashire a sad sad kamau waruhiu.
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Livingstone Mukasa
Livingstone Mukasa@MukasaMulya·
If there is such a thing as an open secret, I’m going to let you in on one: Capitalism favors owners (owners of capital). Since most of us start with no inheritance, we enter the system with only our labor. 1/4
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Mwana Asili✊@MucheeKE·
@GideonKimaiyo_ @RobertAlai Atleast H.E Uhuru Kenyatta didn't turn the State House into disco lights standards, he went to the actual party when he felt like winding down. Development should be progressive, not the circus we currently are in!
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Hon Gideon Kimaiyo, PhD
Hon Gideon Kimaiyo, PhD@GideonKimaiyo_·
After seeing the new look of State House, you begin to wonder what Uhuru was doing with our money.
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Mwana Asili✊@MucheeKE·
@aomenya @Ohurutim Am in total agreement on the monumental architectural changes done to the House on the Hill. Show us your works and ways master @aomenya. Comparative discourse only!
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Prof. Alfred Omenya
Prof. Alfred Omenya@aomenya·
I am a Professor of Architecture. I have been a judge for Commonwealth Association of Architects Awards, International Union of Architects Awards, Asia Architecture Awards, AAK-Crown Architecture Awards, etc. Feel free to ignore my opinion. The New State House is plain MEDIOCRE!
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Mwana Asili✊@MucheeKE·
@NjeriBt Post your candidate capabilities without unnecessary baggage/garbage intro.
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Njeri Thorne
Njeri Thorne@NjeriBt·
Im yet to see any leadership qualities in Pauline Njoroge. I dont see any leadership ability in Babu. I see nothing statesman-like in Sifuna. No visionary traits in Riggy G. Nothing lionhearted in Kalonzo. Zero charisma in Maraga. Nothing formidable in Matiangi. Nothing likeable in Karua. I see no leaders. None. No alternatives. None in policy or none person. And that is why Ruto will win in 2027.
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Eric
Eric@amerix·
The body has special nerves known as CRANIAL NERVES. They are 12. I) Olfactory II) Optic III) Oculomotor IV) Trochlear V) Trigeminal VI) Abducen VII) Facial VIII) Vestibulocochlear IX) Glossopharyngeal X) Vagus XI) Accessory XII) Hypoglossal These cranial nerves affect sensory responses or motor responses or both. Sensory responses are those signals that get relayed to the brain while motor responses are those signals relayed from the brain to affect muscular movement. For example, if you touch a hot pan, the sensory nerves pick information from a hot pan and then relay it to the brain. Once the brain registers this information, the motor nerves send the information back to your hand to pull the hand away from the hot pan. There is an important cranial nerve known as VAGUS NERVE. It is the 10th cranial nerve. It is part of something called the parasympathetic nervous system which is responsible for rest, digestion and sleep. It has both sensory and motor functions. It takes information from the organs it affects (heart, gut, lungs) and sends the information from the brain back to muscular tissues in the mouth, stomach and lungs. For example, if you tickle your uvula, you will vomit. That's the vagus nerve at work. The vagus nerve connects the gut to the brain. This connection is known as THE GUT-BRAIN AXIS. This bidirectional communication pathway regulates the functions of the gut like appetite, digestion and absorption of food including the connection of emotions and cognitive functions between the brain and the gut. The emotional and cognitive failure due to a weak vagus nerve explains why depressed or anxious people eat all the time. - and end up being obese. When children refuse to eat or when adults refuse to eat, it is the vagus nerve sending important information about the gut. THE VAGUS NERVE is the longest cranial nerve in the human body and the most important in digestion. It helps in: - breathing - digestion - heart beating It also helps in swallowing, coughing and sneezing. If this nerve becomes ineffective, then the body will suffer indigestion, bloating, slow heart rate & depression. Most people walk around with a sick vagus nerve, but they don't know. The VAGUS NERVE must remain effective and efficient. If it fails, then the metabolic machine will also fail. To make it efficient, you must: 1. Improve your breathing technique. Breath through your nostrils. Before bedtime, take a deep breath of 5 seconds then a deep exhalation of 5 seconds. Repeat for 3 minutes. Also make deep, controlled breaths especially when sitting or walking or exercising. 2. Take long nature walks. Switch off your phone, no earphones. Just you, your steps and nature. 3. Eat salt. Add potassium citrate before bedtime. #FoodFriday
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Mr Charles (Remote Jobs)
Mr Charles (Remote Jobs)@MrCharlesky·
If you can use MS Word, Excel, PowerPoint & OneNote… you can train AI and get paid
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Eric
Eric@amerix·
The target was Warsame. Katwa was the bone. Noisemakers followed the bone. Same game with Ngatia (bone), Koome (meat). Nothing is a coincidence. It is designed that way. Only chess players understand why we deliberately sacrifice the knight to protect the pawn.
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Eric
Eric@amerix·
Everyone is waiting for your downfall. Everyone is waiting for the right condition to insult you. Don't give them the opportunity. Tighten your boundaries and close the doors.
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The Oligarch
The Oligarch@NytoP2PMwangi·
This comrade is living in a KSh 7,500 bedsitter at Witeithie, but everything in his house is high-tech! With limited resources, the guy is already living in 2050! 😀😀
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Mwana Asili✊
Mwana Asili✊@MucheeKE·
Tujitegemee, tulipe kodi. After KRA does due deligence on collections; prudent budgetary allocations by NA/Senate, utilization by the Executive, Gov't Departments/Parastatals, public institutions and County Governments MUST follow. Otherwise, ROI kwa mzee's taxes ni 😭 tu.
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Leo nayo imekuwa another day to solve KRA dramas😂😂😂 There is this old mzee… Ako na ngombe zake mwecheche.. kuna watu walikuja kwa kijiji last year and gave them a good deal ya maziwa. Watakuwa wananunua maziwa at 50 bob per litre. Mzee anaproduce 80 Ltrs per day. Biashara smart sana. Kampuni ikamwambia inataka KRA pin yake. They have to declare whatever they buy as expenses on etims so that they can claim their business expenses when filling when filling income tax. Remember any business claiming deductions for business expenses must support them with valid electronic tax invoices. Failure to issue eTIMS-compliant invoices for supplies denies you the ability to claim your business expenses when filing income tax returns. As well as claim the input VAT in your monthly VAT return (for those who are registered for VAT). Kuitishwa pin number Kenya imekuwa mambo ya kawaida. So mzee akapeana pin number Sasa leo, akanitafuta nimfilie returns. Akasema mwaka mzima hakuna biashara amefanya. So anataka niweke Nill. Mimi teke teke nika login kwa website ya KRA. Nikaenda pande ya returns. Nikabonyeza NILL return. KRA wakaweka hapo maandishi ya red “The total turnover for eTims/Tims invoice of Kshs 1,118,250 is higher than the gross turnover declared in the return. Please declare the correct turnover and proceed with filling…..” In short KRA inaambia mzee ako na biashara alifanya ya Kshs. 1,118,250/- anafaa alipie tax. Nikauliza mzee kwani uko na kabiashara.. mzee akaniambia hana kazi ata anasurvive na tupesa watoto yake wanamtumianga😂😂 Nikapigia watu hapo KRA niwaulize rada mbona wanaharass mzee😂😂😂 KRA wakaniambia niulize mzee kama ako na ngombe.. Nikauliza mzee kama ako na ngombe.. Mzee innocently akaniambia ako na ng’ombe tano alinunuliwa na watoto wake zikuwe zinamkeep busy.. Very nice…. Nikaambia watu wa kra mzee amenunuliwa ngombe na vijana wake asipate depression ushago after leaving Nairobi life.. Jamaa wa KRA akaniambia mzee anauza maziwa anategeneza Kshs. 4,000 per day na anataka kudeclare NIL returne yet watchman wa G4S on a salary of 1K per day analipa ushuru. Wakaniuliza sasa mzee anataka serikali ijenge barabara, ipeane security, iweke stima na pesa gani? Kama yeye hataki kulipa ushuru zitajengwa aje? Na kazi ni kusema hakuna kitu serikali inafanya.. Ilibidi nikanyagie kuambia mzee iyo story juu mambo ingechemka😂😂 In normal circustances mzee should have written down expenses za feeds, vets, interest ya fuliza ile inaambatana na biashara etc and kept the receipts so that we deduct from the sales. We then calculate 30% and pay KRA. Shida ile iko ni ati KRA sasa hawataki word of mouth. Wanataka kama ulinunua kitu wewe make sure uko na eTIMS receipt. Mzee hana receipt any atleast angekuwa nayo tungefile Manual and non eTIMs invoices. Sasa mzee haelewi mareceipt anaweka ya nini na yeye anauza maziwa yake na ngombe ni yake😂😂😂 Sasa serikali inaingilia wap na ngombe zake? Iyo ilikuwa kazi ngumu sana kuexplainia mzee. Nikamshow aingie KRA watamsaidia Nilifanya mahesabu yangu nikaona KRA itamdai Kshs. 335,475/- Nyinyi mnaona kama atasaidika? Alafu jomba usikubali kufanya biashara na mtu hana eTIMS utalia sana.. Sahii mtalipa ushuru ndio mjitegemee. If whatever you are doing to make money finds its way into a mainstream business. Wewe jua you will have a date with KRA

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Simons
Simons@Simon_Ingari·
Format a 16 GB USB drive. Open it. All files deleted. Take it to IT guy All 16 GB of files are restored. Where were they stored?
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Inyas Yamal
Inyas Yamal@Inyas2525·
@incentivising In theory, intelligence should give you an advantage. In reality, it can isolate you if it threatens the wrong people. So is success really about being smart or about being socially strategic?
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Incentivising
Incentivising@incentivising·
I have seen intelligent people destroy their careers by never learning to play dumb strategically. And game theory explains why: in most high-stakes hierarchies, influence is perceived as a zero-sum game. If you appear "too intelligent," you are perceived as a threat. That locks you out of important networks. Let the others feel superior for a while, and hide your intelligence until deployment.
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Lion of the Mountain
Lion of the Mountain@BrianMPeter·
Ukiskia Wacha nikuuzie proxy na nikupee job That is a Sharp Boy You buy proxies online from websites like Nodevan, IPRoyal, Aproxy, FlyProxy, LumiProxy — not from people locally. How you actually buy 1. Go to one of those websites 2. Create an account 3. Choose: * Residential proxy (best for jobs/social media) * Datacenter proxy (cheaper but easier to detect) 4. Pay (card, crypto, sometimes PayPal) 5. They give you: * IP address * Port * Username/password That’s your “proxy account” Don’t buy from Telegram/WhatsApp sellers You don’t buy proxies in physical shops in Kenya — you buy them online from proxy provider websites. Alafu let me clear something important “proxy account” is not really a standard product. What people usually mean is either: 1. A proxy service (IP address you connect through) 2. Or a pre-made online account (often risky / illegal) Most legit work uses proxy services, not “accounts for sale”. Tumeelewana I prefer using NodeMaven Because it offers high-quality residential and mobile proxies, specifically including Kenya-based IP addresses for bypassing regional restrictions. It is recognized for providing clean, reputable IPs suitable for small-to-mid-scale use cases, with options for city-level targeting I wish you all the best
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JobFound Remote Jobs 👨‍💻
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Davidie 🥇🏅
Davidie 🥇🏅@Lifeofdavie_·
When I first moved to the UK, a company sent me a cheque for a refund. I took the cheque to the bank as we normally do in Najia. The teller told me I could just scan it via their app. I did, and within seconds, the money was showing incoming in my account. Then I tried to hand her the physical cheque, but she said, “You can keep it or shred it." As a former banker, I didn't know how to react. In Nigeria, banks store physical cheques for 10 years after transaction.
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Mwana Asili✊@MucheeKE·
@ChienjoVictor If @Wavinya_Ndeti had such an achievement in her record, she would be known for her contribution to the field/faculty of Computer Science or Engineering. The field is close circle, on specialization. Probably she refers the common Computer Classes certificate after high school.
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Chienjo Jr
Chienjo Jr@ChienjoVictor·
The controversial 1992 thesis on Artificial Intelligence is not publicly available in any academic repository or library.
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