okaMampofana
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okaMampofana
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#chelsea...prunitian|Deep house|Afro House|KwaitoPiano🎹🎵
Nyamajura village 2 ,Mutare Katılım Haziran 2024
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People who post thirst traps and get offended when people approach them in that manner confuse me. Upost iz’bunu every second ufuna sithini on the Dms? Kalibongwe igama lenkosi mzalwane????
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Engineers fascinate me. Engineers have amazing minds. Engineers must lead society. If it were up to me, Zimbabwe would have an Engineer President, an Engineer Deputy President & at least 4 Cabinet Ministers as Engineers...
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@cdemlambo Replace these so called "beaurocracts with "technocracts"we will see a significant ,growth in infrastructural ddevelopment .
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As a Messi fan, my only dream is to see this man lift the World Cup this year.
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@MunasheChikuru1 @CrimeWatchZW Wabhayiza ngokuvuma. Ukuthi akusearch.Yikho okwayilahla khona.
@CrimeWatchZW I once got arrested in Bulawayo CBD by a officer for carrying alcohol in my bag. He asked me to open the bag l complied and opened it and when he saw my alcohol he just handcuffed me and said "wasungwa". Public drinking was the charge.
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Good morning crime watch family. There's an incident I would want to put to the public. In Bindura Chiwaridzo we were at chiwaridzo 2 shops (Progress Area) a certain lady who resides opposite the shops came and parked her car just opposite the gate where she lives there were like 4 people inside the car I think they were going to a funeral in that area so she wanted just to collect a blanket and come back and leave.
The police were already there at the shops just less than 15 seconds after she got out of the car the ZRP guys went and switched of the car and arrested the cars and took the car to the station. The guys in the car asked the police the offence committed and the guys said you left the engine running and they asked how is it an offence, The police said there are a lot of robberies so its a crime and we have to arrest you, they asked how can the car be stolen when there are 4 people inside the car the police argue ko mukaburitsirwa pfuti.
Then the police were asked wasn't it that since you were closeby and you saw the driver and the people in the car shouldn't you have alerted the driver to the effect that they shouldn't leave the car running or tell the people in the car to switch off the car or actually inform them properly that there are robberies don't leave your car running but the car was attended to. But they rubbed it off saying endai kukamba matosungwa. Ndomutemo wacho. Is this how the police is now operating they have ceased to be protectors of the societies to become opportunists and blood hounds.
@PoliceZimbabwe
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CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, I turn 38 this year and I have realised , as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.
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With the war affecting us all I decided be economical use my limited pastry skills to turn the remaining chicken and mushroom into some wonky chicken &mushroom pasties 😅
Boni ✨🤎@dideestars
That grey not so nice looking stuff is mushroom 😏
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@eNCA Tjoe 😳. This ginger has isende, can’t be convinced otherwise, this is not it 🚮
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White people made everything about race and when we call it out they go “you make everything about race”
WELCOME TO BLACK TWlTTER @blacktwiterthrd
White people made our grandparents drink from segregated water foundations.
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Last week some white lady from the SPCA in South Africa came to my village to try teach us to be kind to animals, especially donkeys,villagers were crying when she said a donkey should not load more than 20kg😂😂😂😂.
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@mo4_lo @ThembelaniMsom4 Yikho abadala besithi " lowu ulomnyama wedonki " ngoba uyabe uthwele nzima
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@ThembelaniMsom4 There's no animal that's as unfortunate as a donkey
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@ndues_boy Growth or recovery happens in stages.its never a one day thing.hospitals are being revamped,roads being rehabilitated,gvt services being decentralized business going also rural, agriculture n mining recovering etc.prices r a problem.still high.taxes need to be brought down
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As long as it doesnt reflect on the populations standard of living roads hospitals pensions its useless statistic the people of botswana live like kings on that 19billion GDP
#ThePeoplesChampion👊🏾🤝✊🏾@acielumumba
BREAKING: Zimbabwe Crosses $50 Billion Zimbabwe's nominal GDP now stands at $52.4 billion for 2025. That makes it the largest economy in Southern Africa outside South Africa. The number did not appear from nowhere. It was always there. It took ZIMSTAT a decade to count it properly. George Guvamatanga's Treasury now operates with a debt-to-GDP ratio of 45%, down from 60% under the old measurement. Professor Mthuli Ncube delivers a GNI per capita of $3,200, crossing the threshold that validates the Vision 2030 trajectory. The Structured Dialogue Platform for arrears clearance sits on fundamentally different arithmetic. A $52 billion economy servicing $23 billion in debt is a restructuring candidate. A $21 billion economy carrying the same load was a crisis case. ZIMSTAT completed a comprehensive economic census covering all economic activities for 2023. The results revised GDP estimates to $44.5 billion for 2023 and $45.7 billion for 2024. The 2025 projection reflects 6.6% real growth, driven by a 24% agricultural recovery, 7.3% mining expansion, and 4.2% manufacturing gains. The economy delivered 8.1% growth in the first half of 2025, with Q2 posting 11% year-on-year. The IMF independently publishes $53.3 billion. The World Bank confirms 6.6% growth and projects 5% for 2026, noting Zimbabwe outpaces many sub-Saharan peers. The regional picture is now settled. Zimbabwe at $52.4 billion sits above Zambia at $28.9 billion, Mozambique at $23.8 billion, Botswana at $19.4 billion, Namibia at $14.2 billion, and Malawi at $14 billion. The previous GDP base year was 2012. In 13 years, the economy structurally transformed in ways national accounts never captured. The informal sector alone generates an estimated $14.2 billion annually. Tens of thousands of businesses formed since 2019 existed outside the statistical frame until the 2024 census brought them in. A government making policy against a $21 billion reading was systematically underestimating its own economy by 40%. Revenue targets, debt assessments, and budget allocations were all calibrated to a denominator that was far too small. The rebasing corrects this. The IMF provided technical assistance. The World Bank's own estimate of $44.1 billion for 2024 aligns closely with ZIMSTAT's figure. Independent validation exists. For context: Vietnam crossed $50 billion in 2005 and reached $430 billion by 2024. South Korea crossed $50 billion in 1977 and now exceeds $1.7 trillion. The $50 billion threshold is where serious economies begin compounding. Nigeria rebased in 2014 and the gains dissipated. Ghana rebased in 2010 and entered an IMF programme within 5 years. Zimbabwe's advantage is that this rebasing arrives alongside genuine stabilisation. ZiG inflation heading to single digits. Fiscal deficit below 0.5% of GDP. Agricultural output at its strongest in years. The next frontier is revenue mobilisation. At 15% of GDP, closing the gap to the sub-Saharan average against the new $52 billion base would unlock approximately $780 million in additional annual revenue without raising a single rate. Zimbabwe did not become a $50 billion economy this year. It became one years ago. The instruments finally caught up with the engine. powerlist.africa/zimbabwe-cross…
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Without Raphinha in the Champions League
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
🚨 OFFICIAL: Raphinha will be out for minimum 4 weeks up to 5 weeks with muscle injury, Barça staff confirms. ❌ Atlético Madrid (La Liga) ❌ Atletico Madrid (UCL) ❌ Espanyol (La Liga) ❌ Atlético Madrid (UCL) ❌ Celta Vigo (La Liga) ❌ Getafe (La Liga) ❌ Potential UCL semi finals ❌ Osasuna (La Liga) ❓ Potential UCL semi finals
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