Muloongo Muchelemba

The Victoria Falls aka Mosi-oa-Tunya is world-class. Livingstone is not. Record water levels. Full curtain. Thunderous roar. Then overpriced tours, and nothing much to do. Zambia doesn’t have a tourism problem. It has a design problem. Let’s fix it! ongolo.com/insights/blogs…

The Zambian art scene is amazing! I purchased four pieces that were recently on display at Empower the Future Art exhibition at the Avani hotel in Livingstone. Art appreciates in value, yet is not appreciated much by many Zambians who can afford it. Thoughts?

@briansimasiku British politics is the ultimate Game of Thrones. Starmer was always a weak leader and we didn’t expect him to last.

Keir Starmer, the same man who, two years ago, dragged the Labour Party out of years of electoral oblivion and back into government, is now being stabbed in the back by an impatient and opportunistic mob of ministers and MPs, all because local election polls turned ugly. You would think this is the moment they should rally behind him, not undermine him. They can’t even wait for his full 5 year term to wind down. British politics is truly a revolving door of panic and betrayal. Smh 🤦‍♂️

@EmmanuelMacron must have been an African in a previous life! He just vibes with us! 🌍🇫🇷

Picked the worst day to come to Stratford. The Arsenal v West Ham match is at the London Stadium (former Olympic Park). 😳

@kpol22 @TheLatitude15 Yes they are. Latitude 13 Is the sister hotel.

@muloongo @TheLatitude15 I see it's the same guys in Lilongwe.

I had a wonderful and unexpected six-week stay in Lusaka. Many thanks to @TheLatitude15 where I rented an office and had many meals (mostly nshima, bream & fisashi), drinks and coffee catch ups. The staff are amazing! It’s the best place to stay in Lusaka! 👌🏾

I took the train into central London and helped a Nigerian guy who is visiting for the first time. He is here to watch Arsenal’s last few matches & see them win the League. Talk about devotion! He works at the Lagos airport (MMIA) & is happy to assist me when I am there next.

Also loving the pedestal in the bathrooms of the @flyethiopian A350-1000 plane used on the ET700 flight from Addis Ababa to London.

Many thanks to @flyethiopian ET700 pilots for the smooth landing in London today. We had to abandon the traditional Easterly approach due to the windy conditions and come in west from the skies above Berkshire. A butter landing👌🏾

@chandaMWIKO Sure anytime!

@muloongo Hey Muloongo, I just saw your tweet about the elections. We should talk about geopolitics soon.

On 13 August 2016, I returned to Dubai after flying back to Zambia for 3 days to vote in the 11 August 2016 general election. The results were announced on 15 August. I will only come back for the 13 August 2026 general election if hired as a political analyst/ commentator

@OnlyBenjier Thank you!

@muloongo Thats a beautiful timepiece ma'am.

In 2003, then-President of Botswana, Festus Mogae, received an Honorary Fellowship from @UnivOxford where he read PPE in 1965. 3 protestors waited outside. I was one of them. 🫣 I was walking past when two friends asked me to hold a placard. I said ok 🤷🏾‍♀️ Rest in Peace, Sir.🕊️

@OwusuSamG Yes

@muloongo did you register already? 🤔

@EKalange Thank you!

@muloongo That’s a beautiful Cartier ballon Bleu 🔥

Dear David Attenborough, Congratulations on reaching your 100th lap around the sun, young man! Thank you for sharing the wonders of our world with such care and curiosity. Here’s to many more years, slow and steady wins the race! With admiration, Jonathan the Tortoise

Marco Rubio is already campaigning for 2028. The Dems better wake up. They were better off with JD Vance as the candidate.

Will be checking my Zambian passport under UV light …

@MHopeMK @touristeagle1 Beautiful! I need to take a road trip around Zambia

Lolelunga Private Reserve, Kasempa 🇿🇲

In Zambia, the company you keep shapes your reality. This trip has reminded me—peace comes from being around people who live honestly, enjoy life, and mind their business. Avoid the negative, the ones living through others, crooks and those who see problems in every solution.