Providence

@Admiral_Cyborg If you didn't get solid boots before 2023 your name is sorry. Boots went from 30k to 70k to 150k

Welco spikes costs over 200,000 naira.

@TheAlanyst_bf The Alien movies

There’s no 10/10 movie where a female is the leading character.

@Ibrahim_Lameedo Took you long enough. Please shed light on the nonsense your former party did

@30bgmillitary "woof woof"

went through your dump and noticed you didn’t post anything about having a pet 😅, do you need a 6ft, dark skin, funny, rich and caring pet? i bark occasionally too lolxyz 😅💕 Woof woof 🐶, baubau grrrrr, grrrrr, gbaogbao ,woof grrrr 🐯

@Admiral_Cyborg The Holy Ghost is a person? Where the hell did you pull that out from? Abeg fly scripture passage wey talk am, because the Bible says otherwise.

Religion is a mental condition. Cos how do academic juggernauts sit and listen to this nonsense without any form of rebuttal.

@Edvinng @instablog9ja Omo e reach to do o, as the adults dey use money like pikin

@instablog9ja Lol advising adults on how to spend their money is wild

Stop Buying Food for Female Corp Members all the time — NYSC Camp Official Advises Male Corp Members A female National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) official has shared advice for male corps members on how to approach romantic interests within the camp. She urged men to be direct in expressing their feelings rather than trying to impress by constantly buying food for female members. She said, “If you like a female corp member, stop buying food all the time, open your mouth and talk. Ask her, ‘Hello girl, do you like me cause I like you.’ Let her tell you YES or NO.” She stressed that honesty is key to avoiding unnecessary confusion or emotional stress. The official also warned against waiting indefinitely for indecisive responses. “If she tells you, ‘I will think about it today, tomorrow,’ move on and leave her alone,” she advised.

@Franeb We go use him campaign rice throw party

If Tinubu dies today, the celebration fit pass Abacha own. Like People go declare 3 days celebration.

@jayswaggoo No forget this one x.com/i/status/16045…

bro, wetin be this? why tf am I just seeing this?😭😂

@HonitelHQ No. 4 is outdated now; even uni relationships have become transactions

1. Do not date your coursemate. This is a warning, not a piece of advice. 2. Learn a skill or start a small business while you are still in school. Life is not about “done and dusted.” It is ridiculously hard after university. 3. Do everything within your control to graduate with at least a second class, upper division. What is worth doing is worth doing well. It is better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it. 4. Make sure you date while in school. University is your easiest, and perhaps only, chance to experience what genuine, non-transactional love feels like. Date your fellow students. 5. As a guy in school, you will understand hypergamy better in university. The guys who drive onto campus to pick up your coursemates are mostly not students. It is simply their time or prime. The game is the game. 6. If you are not a serious student, make friends with very serious ones. Show them appreciation occasionally. They have something you don’t have. Lock in with them. 7. A week before exams, pay for and attend the popular night tutorials organized by the top students in your department. A large portion of your exam questions will be covered in those tutorials. 8. Prepare for your exams very well. However, do not let shame cause you to fail or carry over a course in the exam hall. What your mates are doing, follow them do. 9. Attend parties, FYB week, and other social events while in school. You will most likely regret not participating after graduation. Just find a balance. 10. You will meet some of the most intentional friends in university who will change the trajectory of your life after school. Be very intentional about your friendships.

@TadyJerry How you take turn accident into points against women? No be everything be one vs other matter

This woman just drove into a culvert and wanted to panic but I rushed there and told her to relax and off the car first, she didn't argue. She offed the car and came out all shaky. Women? 🤦🏾‍♂️ Well, she's a feminine woman who listens that's why I offered my help. To cut the long story short, we stopped about 5-7 men who were passing by and applied some toxic concepts and finally raised the car out of the culvert.All this happened in less than 15 minutes. If you remove men from society, it'll crumble in 5 minutes, all of it.

Nigeria has been in so many toxic relationships with presidents that She doesn't know how to act when a good man comes.

@realJudebela Eiiiii calm down

When they start sharing rice we will call you, please go outside and play with sand.

@Alhajirostova banger tweet 😂

4 sharp odds 😂

@armanifeante Empty barrels make the most noise.... The bad examples are usually the loudest and most followed. I bet there are many sensible opinions from ladies on this platform, but it's the dumb hoes that get the attention

The person who discovers the formula for safe moon landing was a woman Prof. Dora Akunyili the golden standard for integrity in public service is a woman Adaora Umeoji CEO of Zenith bank is a woman Given this sample group of high achieving intelligent women It’s safe to say the ones we see everyday on this app just having a bad day and temporary lapse of judgement?

@staindegoat Earning the stereotype

The bible verse in bio

@TechnicalBben Happy for that about you. Good to see another man making his way up. With that being said, it's not always a money issue. Some guys no just send; "what's so special about the day that I have to throw a party?"

2023, I missed my convocation. I missed my induction. I don’t have a single group picture with my lecturers or the people I graduated with. I couldn’t go for NYSC I didn't celebrate anything I couldn't afford it. I’ve never really “done life” the way people assume. I didn’t go on my first date until this year never been to the beach, never been to the cinema, never really had fun. Everyone looks at me when I say these things. Before that, a lady once offered to take me out because I told her I had never experienced it. She didn’t mind paying I even said I don't have money to come down to the island, she said she will order an uber. I felt uncomfortable, worried, even scared. I chickened out and said no I felt like a useless man, I couldn't afford shit. Not because I didn’t want to go, but because something about it just reminded me of where I was financially. Then this February, I finally went on my first date. I paid for everything. Spent money I normally wouldn’t. So when people say “men should stop faking maturity and celebrate themselves,” it sounds nice, but it’s not the full picture. A lot of guys are not avoiding joy. We just don’t have the leverage for it. Most men in Nigeria are broke. That’s the reality. Not lazy, not unwilling, just financially constrained. We miss moments, not because we don’t care, but because we can’t afford to show up for them. This might be the 1st year I’ll actually celebrate my birthday the way I want, and I’m doing it properly. I’ll go out, hit the beach, enjoy myself this time. Not because I suddenly became a different person, but because I finally can. I also celebrated Valentine's Day for the first time. Documenting everything is fun when you have money to pay for it. A lot of us want to celebrate with friends and family. We want those memories. We want to show up fully. But poverty quietly takes those moments away and replaces them with survival. That’s why I’ve always tried to position myself to help people break out of it. Because poverty is deeper than money. It steals experiences, confidence, and even the ability to enjoy life. God bless the women, that came into my life 😭😭 I can finally say afford to do things.

@yeankhar Your wife no dey vex as you play games? She's even watching you? Lucky guy

My wife was watching me play COD the other day and after a while she couldn’t keep it in anymore. She said “why do you like kìllinğ people from behind? Don’t you have honor? Face them like a man nau” Lmao when e reach your turn, write letter to the enemy that you’re coming to shoot them 😂

@iJay_Don @hackSultan Your tribalism is peeking out. Did you consider that perhaps it was obvious who the better candidate was, but North and West still had tribalistic mumus like you who still voted for their own person even if he wasn't up to the task?

@hackSultan It’s not just scripts in a group chat. You’re trying to set someone up for supporting a president because she felt the person is from her tribe, yet you said nothing about the last election where nearly 98% voted for a candidate from that region. No be tribalism that?

I think they’ve shared scripts in a group chat. lol.

@Emarged Such a long convoy, for what?

This is Congo. What’s the first thing you notice?

@wearegst Which countries apart from India?

Nigeria is facing a diplomatic crisis. After President Tinubu recalled all 83 ambassadors in 2023, the country’s 109 foreign missions were left without leaders for over two years. Now that replacements are finally being named, the world is pushing back.