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@ThagoldAshraf Is that translation corresponding to what you typed really?? 😂

Naye lwaki temumpa ku butambula

@krishipatel2790 @UG_confesses 😂😂

@UG_confesses This post has Peak Unemployment Energy 🙌

I am going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to give you all a spell to enable you to have sex with whoever you desire. The forbidden rite of dubious attraction. But first, look for a black candle in supermarkets. Find a broken mirror. Then you're going to need your tears. So cut onions, lemon or cry. Whatever will give you tears, however little and soak it on a cloth, cotton earbud anything. At the dead of night, midnight, switch off the lights, light the black candle and stand in the middle of your room, naked. Using just the light of the candle, look into the broken mirror and say: "From shadow deep and lonely night, Summon forth a fuck for me." Then call that person's name 3 times. Museveni. Museveni. Museveni. Blow out the candle. Done. It will happen. I'm taking no questions. Our old magic will not be discussed with the children of the new.

@RonaldoAkwasi @akomeahmessiah I can't answer you because I already known you motive

@MunguciHenry @akomeahmessiah What’s vague about his question

The fact that a lot of their fans think this is a dig at their team is literally funny… Observation k3k3…lol… Go back to the games and watch how both keepers decided the ties…raya and neuer….

@DaLostBrazilian I actually like your username 💀

I'll only speak IF this evening's Skysports news debate any African league! Gonna watch 📺🤐

@introvert_micky @Johnlaban256 I remember my father buying our first tv and brought it at night. Didn't know the gist behind it till I grew up. Some neighbors are really jealous and bad 💀💀

@Johnlaban256 Two rooms? Those were your neighbors watching. Next time, bring it at night and never ever throw away the new box. Keep it under your bed. It's evidence....😂😂😂😂

So one day it was a Friday, I had just gotten a certain payment and I decided I was tired of watching my small Samsung TV , then I attacked town and bought a 55 inch TCL TV , 😂😂 hang it to the wall, Saturday morning id gone to take a shower and reaching the sitting room the TV was gone , and mind you the shower is inside the house 😂 a two roomed house. The only mistake I did was leaving my front door open I just got the balance from the money I had gotten and bought another and got a better mounting. This screen pains me upto date , How do thieves always get to know that you have something new ?

@JonathanOpio3 @kampalalens @Nabimara_Paul @erich_mboowa @kingFahad_17 He was so confident

@kampalalens @Nabimara_Paul @erich_mboowa @kingFahad_17 this mzee looks very intelligent and knows his job well.

I don’t know why this video is trending so much

@victorAinebyona @thatfirstlady Lost a workmate when the doctor recommended him to be admitted to Nsambya hospital, he refused and the following day, he lost his life

@thatfirstlady Mahn. They never want to hear a Dr telling them admission stories😁

Men only want to go to hospital to get treatment when they are about to breath the last air from their lungs😒😒 Coz what do you mean you are okay yet you are visibly sick.

@Nasatushabe Mbappe is just a selfish dude

There's something unusual about N'golo Kante. That aside, couldn't Mbappe let him have the armband for the whole friendly match?

A Pass fans - Retweet 🔁 Eddy Kenzo fans - Like ❤️ Let's go 🤝

@adilo__ If you aren't strong hearted, the pressure can easily absorb you 😂😂

there’s some arsenal fans giving in to rival fans pressure and talking that “bad football” nonsense.. use your head and never forget what they mean by good football for your club!!!

@Romme1andre At that moment ,hate watch doesn't make you reasonable 😂😂

It always kills me when your club gets a favourable decision and rivals fans start cussing you like YOU gave the decision...Like bro complain to UEFA or the PGMOL😂😂😂

@IamReagzo He's trying to prove the signing of Zubimendi was/is fundamental. He's overloading Rice with all work. Carrying the ball and at the same time sitting back to cover Zubi. One of Arteta's traits are not learning

I don’t understand why Arteta sticks to that double pivot of Zubimendi and Rice yet it has completely failed in recent games. We have Lewis Skelly that can literally add to our ball progression and chance creation but he keeps him on bench.

@IamReagzo @Evelyn_Nakaayi Spoke my mind. Fernandes, Mosquera of Woves, Benardo and Hurzela, the coach of Brighton have punchable faces

@Evelyn_Nakaayi One of the most punchable faces in football

I don’t like that Bernardo guy. He is good I can’t take that away from him, but something about him I don’t like.😂🤦🏿‍♀️

@TeacherTugume @IamHaxx 😂😂😂akuzemu?

@IamHaxx Chelsea Red Card eri ku odd Meka?

@WelBeast And YouTube is there for anyone who wants to be entertained by Arsenal during the banter days

Patrice Evra says Arsenal might need to stop playing “pretty football” if they want to beat Pep Guardiola’s team. “I don’t care if they don’t play attractive football, waste time, or bend the rules they need to win the Premier League at any cost. Mikel Arteta is not here to please anyone; he’s here to win. If that means relying on set pieces or putting the club’s style aside for big trophies, so be it.” If you want entertainment, buy a ticket and go to a concert.

BREAKING NEWS: Jesus Christ is coming soon kindly Rt to remind someone on your timeline.

@GianaIshimwe @agashajosephinm @KomugishaPeace @Fix2kahuma Especially this Lenten period, her "hideous sins" would be forgiven 💀💀💀

@agashajosephinm @KomugishaPeace @Fix2kahuma As a Catholic, I was trying to preach like Jesus about forgiveness, but words aren't cooperating lol 🤭😹

Should I forgive him? And those of you inboxing me simanyi the baby and wife are nothing without him please🙌🏽🙌🏽keep that kajanja for another day.

@Nasatushabe @Dartte__45 Stray bullets 😭😂😂

@Dartte__45 We are once again under attack for something we all didn't agree to 😭😭😭😭

I saw the name and knew immediately if it wasn't for university studies & deliberate government policy she would have stayed thinking Mbarara is biggest the metropolis of the world, outside those road side trading centers. 😂😂😂😂 Iran=Home of all modern life, math, technology, construction, medicine ,engineering, as in the source, the original research.

@munclenny These are narratives you set about Arsenal fans. When they retaliate, you call them unbearable.

An arsenal fan somewhere probably thinks rice,saliba and saka get into this team