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@CarterAva89405 The pigeons 🤣

What is it about farts that bring so much joy😂😂 farting pranks!

@AdiSurreyEnergy @IranNuances No. Double tap doesn’t mean more than one bomb…it means waiting until rescue personnel/civilians gather at the strike site, THEN attacking again. Like Russia does in Ukraine.

@IranNuances 'Double tap?'

A new video footage from the moment that a second US-Israeli strike targeted the B1 bridge in Karaj, killing 13 civilians. #Iran

@RightWingWatch THIS IS SPARTA!!! (with slightly less man & boy gay stuff)

Ted Nugent is disgusted with the youth of today: "These kids need to be stripped naked and thrown into the wilderness without anything for a week. And if they don't make it, tough."

@theliamnissan @Bonkhead_actual And we’ll soon be able to tell all ‘the moon landings were fake’ mouthbreathers/ignorants/tiktokers to SHUT THE FUCK UP and admit they’re not qualified to criticize the accomplishments of their grandparents & great grandparents 🖕 Yes, they’ll say ‘AI’ 🙄 but fuck em anyway

I changed my mind about the Artemis mission. Sometimes we need something to unite humanity in celebration and awe. We can waste a little money for that

@FredFellaIMO Sharp enough to see potato launcher joke potential here but lack the wit to execute. Oh well

He flew faster than the Artemis II launch! 😃

@JessicaBRiedl @KenGardner11 On a related note my mother just said she ‘really trusts Hegseth’s judgement’ so I now have to legally acknowledge that some people out there can & will believe literally ANYTHING And yes, she’s a boomer

@KenGardner11 Wow, there are people who still believe the current GOP represents traditional conservative values? 🤪

I will very happily accept this as a compliment. Thank you!

@AesPolitics1 @theliamnissan Nice to meet you 👋

Shout out to the people that never voted for Trump.

@RepThomasMassie @NotHoodlum Welcome to the big office Todd. Tick tock motherfucker…

Congratulations AG Blanche. Now you have 30 days to release the rest of the files before becoming criminally liable for failure to comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act.

@AgathaChocolats @Elke23980866 Hump, eat. Hump, eat…but why?

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity

@asukagrypr Does take some degree of spine to admit you’re a fuckin moron…BUT, watch, all these podcast bros, they’re only gonna do their mea culpas for engagement because they know the MAGA grift train is running out of steam. So it’s onto the next scam…

Nick Fuentes talks about everything he had to sacrifice for the MAGA movement. "I learned my lesson, I said i'm not doing it again, i'm not riding for this guy. Look at what happened."

@OnDisasters @JohnLiniger Oh look, there’s a sale at Penny’s

OTD in 1980: Trans American Flight 209, a B-707, lands safely in Chicago (US) after crew was incapacitated by food poisoning. An ex-fighter pilot traveling as a passenger, along with a flight attendant, took control, supported by an ATC specialist and a former USAF captain.

@IAPonomarenko @Mk36destructor Which ‘epic raid’ ? 😁 They’ve pulled off so many truly INCREDIBLE actions 👏

Remember that epic raid by Ukrainian military helicopters striking the Russian oil depot in Belgorod on April 1st, 2022 -- exactly four years ago today? That was literally the first such high-profile strike by Ukraine and it made an absolutely thunderous impact. It was incredible: Ukrainian helicopters flying at ultra-low altitude before dawn, punching through Russian air defenses into Russian territory, taking out oil storage tanks with R-8 missiles, delivering breathtaking footage to world media along the way, and pulling off an epic escape without losses. Against the backdrop of Russia's defeat near Kyiv and its withdrawal from all of northern Ukraine, that video sent the morale of the entire country straight into the stratosphere. It seemed unbelievable that Ukrainian army aviation was capable of something like that. And now, four years later, devastating strikes on Russian territory aren't just real -- they've long been a routine fact of this war. If someone had told us back then that four years on, entire oil ports in Russia would be going up in catastrophic flames from Ukrainian strikes we'd never have believed it.

@Scaramucci @DraconicIntel MMmmmmmoooooooooooooooccccchhh 👍

After years of telling everybody else how to run the country and months of deliberation, I have a special announcement: I’m running for President of the United States in 2028. I am aware of what happened the last time I worked in the White House. But I do believe I can help guide this country in the right direction. Join me and help me heal America. Mooch 2028 🇺🇸

@AdamKinzinger @Bonkhead_actual You’d think the g’damn president would have more important matters to handle, ie Iran and EVERYTHING else? Ultimate mega attention whore 🙄

Either his diaper was full or he was embarassed

@RpsAgainstTrump Looks like it was going for a jet wash kill

Wild footage: A U.S. Air Force F-15 chases an Iranian Shahed-136 drone but can’t take it down over Iraq. And this is what happens when Trump refuses to work with Ukraine on counter-drone systems.

@JamesLucasIT @HoneybadgerLA We’re too stubborn for training lmaoi

A hilarious April fools video made by the police

LETS FAWGIN GOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@DallasTexasTV Freedom 👍

Beginning today, SNAP benefits can no longer be used to buy "junk food" in Texas

@khodorkovsky_en @DucuGavril Same can be said for America, especially our MAGA simpletons

The generation of Europeans who understood Russia is gone. The knowledge gap they left behind is now being filled by disinformation — and the Kremlin is exploiting it. Here's what Europe must do before it's too late: 🧵[1/7]

@LongTimeHistory @Mk36destructor Old vid but still great…mamma got that SMOKE

MAGA grandpa starts fist fight in frozen food section—with woman shopping in mobility scooter. She stands up and knocks him out with one punch—fair or foul? "Y’all he started with me," woman said. "He wanted all the smoke."