Bill Murphy

158 years ago today, three brave Americans defeated El Guapo at the Battle of Santa Poco to give Mexico its independence. Happy #CincoDeMayo

@alexjwinchell @rdees12 Oh hell no. I love my cats. They are my babies. I ain't like Carol Baskins.

@rdees12 @MurphyRoofin #911animalabuse

That's several hours of my life gone. But I think it was worth it. #TigerKing

Then I'm running for governor.

Oh hell yeah. I'm broadcasting tomorrow from the barn. BARN CAT ZOO.

@BrandonProue @Ketchnrelease 2 good suggestions from @Ketchnrelease this year. Tiger King and PBR Hard Coffee. Atta boy and keep em coming.

@MurphyRoofin Yet, I don’t regret watching it! Thanks for the recommendation @Ketchnrelease

What the hell did I just watch?? #TigerKing

When Sam Elliott pulls up and calls the bar "the ole double deuce ".

Sometimes it's hard to keep in mind why precautionary measures are necessary during this pandemic. Here are two reasons why washing your hands is important. Staying home is important. Social distancing is important. It's not for you. It's for them. montanasports.com/category/high-…

Dec 10—The 1st person in Wuhan became ill Dec 30—CCP began shutting down social media, detained whistleblower Dr.Wenliang Jan 1—Labs ordered to destroy Virus samples, CCP claim no new cases Jan 14—WHO claims the disease is not transmittable human-to-human #ChinaLiedPeopleDied

@dekker Only funny if you're old enough to have seen that movie. But HILARIOUS if you have.

“QUARANTINE?! MORE LIKE BORINTINE!!”

You shouldn’t need to be told to calm down. You should be calm.

Dear Medical Professionals, I’m so sorry that you’re having to deal with everyone telling you how to do your job right now, or watch the media develop their own theories about a field they have no training or experience in. We feel your pain. Sincerely, Basketball Coaches

. “Bible Verse of the Day” Anyone can Find Dirt in Someone, Be the One that Finds the Gold — Proverbs 11:27 Please share with me your “Bible Verse of the Day” -- Please Retweet -- .

@coachThatch Shes the reason I'm in MT with a beautiful wife and 3 awesome girls. Thanks Ole!

Rightfully so... special person...

@Burke_JJ Fans should have to pass the same rules test officials take.

I have an idea: Start throwing fans out who don't adhere to the behavior expectations laid out in the 45 second blurb we listen to before every basketball game ****OR**** Stop making us listen to the 45 second blurb before every basketball game

@MurderSmall You two rock. Listening to #63 last night and guess who is on the news today? Yep Kenton county Kentucky. Funny AF. Thanks guys.

@WylieTom One must include Merry Christmas From the Family by Robert Earl Keen also

DEFINITIVE XMAS SONG LIST (Traditional) 1. Have Yourself a Merry Little Xmas 2. Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire 3. Mele Kalikmaka 4. I’ll Be Home for a Christmas 5. White Christmas