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Murray Grande

@MurrayGrande

The Burien Fury || He/Him ||🎙@RCRG || 🎙@Tilted_Thunder || Occasional crafter of gaudy waist adornments

Burien, WA Katılım Kasım 2012
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Bill Ackman
Bill Ackman@BillAckman·
Supposedly an unprecedented 2.2 million turnout with 60% above 45 years old. I am going to be an optimist and say @andrewcuomo is going to get the win. If he fails to win, it’s because @CurtisSliwa cares more about himself than NYC. Let’s never forget that. If Andrew wins, he is going to be a great mayor. Why? Because he will owe nothing to the Democratic Party and he will be working only for his legacy. He can therefore do whatever is right for NYC for the long term without worrying about the political consequences. @realDonaldTrump is going to want to work with Cuomo to Make NY Great Again, MNYGA. Say: ManyGA I think the President and Cuomo respect each other which increases the chances they will work well together. We will know supposedly by 9:30pm. Say a prayer.
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James Urbaniak
James Urbaniak@JamesUrbaniak·
Once a comic performs at a campaign rally, they forfeit the "it's just jokes" defense. They're now a sales person. What was once an act is now a pitch. Different rules apply. Can't stand the heat? You went to the kitchen, baby.
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Murray Grande@MurrayGrande·
Hey Pandora, play "Invalid Litter Dept."
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Rat City Roller Derby
Rat City Roller Derby@RatCityRD·
It's a brawl y'all 🤠! Join us at Southgate Roller Rink on Saturday November 16th to see new Rat City skaters jostling the heck out of each other💪! Doors at 5:30pm; first whistle at 5:45pm; event ends ~7pm. Come see the freshest, newest rats for their
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Primo Radical
Primo Radical@PrimoRadical·
Democrats: “Jill Stein has no reason to run for President. She’s secretly a Republican!” Also Democrats: “We proudly accept the endorsements of Karl Rove, Alberto Gonzales, and Dick Cheney.”
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Murray Grande@MurrayGrande·
@OreGaTrae @garrettkidney You can take the Zombie Wizard Biker MMA Mortician out of redneck Texas. But you can't take redneck Texas out of the Zombie Wizard Biker MMA Mortician.
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TRAE@OreGaTrae·
@garrettkidney Some people can't update their thinking no matter how much evidence arises to the contrary. Taker's political views should have been a hint about that.
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Patton Oswalt
Patton Oswalt@pattonoswalt·
Finally watching WILLARD (1971). This movie is basically “incel Ratatouille.”
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Rat City Roller Derby
Rat City Roller Derby@RatCityRD·
It’s that time again… Assessments are happening!! 🎉 Are you an aspiring rat, returning-from-retirement rat, or a current rat looking to level up their training? 🐀 Then mark your calendars for Monday, October 7th at 7 pm @ the Brat’s Nest (
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Murray Grande@MurrayGrande·
@SeanRossSapp Replica collectors have been doing this paint mod since the day it was released. Also the new US looks great with some extra color up top.
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