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@neoavatara Every one of Trump's AG's has either: 1. Beclowned themselves entirely 2. Earned the scorn of MAGA because they won't act as Trump's personal lawyer (Barre) Maybe DeSantis would give it a shot with the prospect of 2028 slipping away and break the precedent.

1. He would be by far the best choice. 2. He probably doesn't want the job.

@Alphaecho207 So why is this exactly copied from a Pakistani bot: x.com/i/status/20391…

My father never liked the man I was going to marry from day one. But I was in love… I didn’t listen. We got married. 5 months later, we got divorced. After that: I lost my confidence I lost my faith I felt ashamed in front of my family One day, I asked my father: How were you so sure? Calmly, he said:

@BatVibes Onyx was my first favorite pokemon until I found out what a weakling he was. At least he has strong defense

Onix is a 28-foot-long, 460-pound monster made of solid boulders. The anime treats it like an absolutely terrifying boss fight that can tunnel through mountains at 50 mph. ​But in the video games? Its base Attack stat is 45 ​To put that in perspective: • A tiny Pidgey hits exactly as hard as Onix • An Oddish literally hits harder than Onix ​When you use Onix, you are sending out a giant, terrifying rock snake that canonically does less physical damage than a walking radish.

@EWErickson What did I miss?

The amount of stories shared with me today from former co-workers and church members after today’s dust up is something to behold and deeply troubling. That guy really does need some prayer and, perhaps, an intervention.

@neoavatara It needs to be done and history will look kindly on us for it.

We are going to do a ground invasion. That is what this entire Cabinet meeting is about. Get prepared.

@neoavatara The amassing of special forces and ground troops isn't for nothing - they will move forward by taking the oil islands and choke what's left of the regime, then the uprising begins.

So Iran just answered Trump's peace deal pretty much how we expected them to. So now what?

@FaytuksNetwork So they're still not serious about concessions. Let the bombings continue.

CNN: Iran tells US it will not negotiate with Witkoff or Kushner, but only JD Vance

@fandompulse I understand the concept but they flubbed the new trilogy, so the scale of future interest in Star Wars is questionable. It still turned out great at Disneyland, but they banked a lot on the new trilogy and we'll see if it works out

Former Walt Disney World VP Dan Cockerell on who killed the Tatooine-Themed Star Wars land: "We got a call one day. They said, ‘Well, we got some news for you all.’ And the Imagineering guys, they’ve heard this line many, many times during their careers. And I had never been through this.” "They said, ‘Well, yesterday Bob Iger met with Kathleen Kennedy, who as a lot people may know was sort of George Lucas’ protégé and headed up Lucasfilm. And they had a conversation. They had a meeting. And Kathleen Kennedy, her point of view was, there are way more Disney Star Wars stories ahead of us than behind us. So we really should think about do we want to build a Tatooine, and build what all the fifty-somethings remember Star Wars is or do we want to build something else which is going to appeal to all the upcoming generations who are going to know the new stories.' And that day Tatooine was killed at the Studios. And all of those concepts were put on a shelf and I’m sure they are sitting in a vault, and I’m sure they’re going be shown someday about what that land looked like and what the attractions were going to be." How disastrous was this decision?

@inside_IL_intel We've been securing safe passage through waterways since the days of John Paul Jones. Nothing beats the fleet.

🚨 Reports coming in NOW on extensive attacks on the COAST of Iran 🇮🇷 — in Bandar Abbas, BUSHEHR, Bandar Lengeh, and Qeshm Island. It is apparently US 🇺🇸 attacks to soften Iran's defense systems ALONG the Strait of Hormuz. This appears tied to efforts to degrade Iran's NAVAL, MISSILE, 🚀 and AIR DEFENSE capabilities around the Strait of Hormuz. THE USA 🇺🇸 IS BOUND AND DETERMINED TO OPEN UP THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ THE HARD WAY. BY FORCE. 22 MAR 2026 | 15:38 ET ET SOURCE: BubbaNews (@bubbanews)

@xagreat Trust me, you don't want to go down this road. You may be blinded by the light that the truth will reveal.

Paul never met Jesus, but he wrote half of the Bible. Lol

@CieloBonit @grok is this real

What were Usher and Justin arguing about? Beyoncé looks pretty shocked.

@KenGardner11 Plane goes brrrrr, bad guys go dead

Apparently we are now assessing the situation to be secure enough to start using A-10s (🐐) to clear out Iranian military forces near the Strait of Hormuz. Iran is so fucked.

@A_M_R_M1 That's a cold call I would 100% love to make.

🚨 Breaking: Israeli officials have begun directly contacting Iranian field commanders, threatening them and their families if they do not side with the people in the event of an uprising against the regime. According to the Wall Street Journal, one such call involved a senior Iranian police commander and a Mossad agent. The agent, speaking in Persian, said: “Do you hear me? We know everything about you. You are on our blacklist, and we have all the information about you.” The commander replied: “Okay.” The agent continued: “I am calling to warn you that you must stand with your people. If you do not, your fate will be like your leader’s. Do you hear me?” The commander responded: “Brother, I swear on the Quran that I am not your enemy. I am already a dead man. Just come and help us.”

@SuspectFed Ban pornography.

51% of female college students report being non-consentially choked during sex by their partners.

@Variety Who is watching this stuff?

“The mood in the building is ‘We’re done,’” one Netflix insider tells Variety of the vibe on Meghan and Harry's deal with the streamer. • The reported numbers for Meghan and Harry’s Netflix deal vary from $30M to north of $100M, but two sources peg the figure at roughly $60M. • The Sussexes’ perceived pattern of selling repackaged versions of the same story about their exit from royal life has exhausted Netflix, per sources. • Development turnaround is common in Hollywood. Yet the Sussexes have not produced a single scripted project in their nearly six years at Netflix. variety.com/2026/film/news…

@DastDn It's a bacon-wrapped mystery inside an enigma

Hm. A name is missing, but I just can't put my finger on it...

@PaulGolding Not very Christ-like.

Christ is King. Fuck Ted Cruz.

@DrJStrategy Maybe this was the plan all along - disable the regime's ability to strike, take control of the strait, seize Kharg, and slowly choke the regime.

For the record. Critics who argue that President Trump misjudged Iran or acted impulsively fail to grasp the strategic coherence underpinning recent U.S. operations. Many of these same commentators, until hours ago, could not have pointed to Kharg Island on a map, yet it is the core through which the Iranian regime’s economy breathes. Nearly 90% of Tehran’s crude exports run through Kharg, a terminal capable of handling roughly seven million barrels a day. Disrupting or seizing control of this node strikes at the regime’s primary revenue artery without requiring a ground war or full-scale confrontation. The precision of the U.S. campaign underscores this logic. American strikes have degraded Iran’s military infrastructure while sparing oil export sites, signalling a strategy not of regime change but of coercive stabilization. The objective is clear: reopen the Strait of Hormuz, restore safe Gulf exports, and pressure Iran toward internal reform rather than external collapse. Securing transit routes and establishing U.S.-supervised flows from Iranian facilities like Kharg would not only stabilize global supply but also weaken China’s energy leverage across Eurasia. In that sense, what critics call “reckless escalation” may instead be a calculated rebalancing of power using economic geography, not ideology, as the primary instrument of statecraft. The question is not whether Washington has a plan, but whether its detractors have the strategic literacy to recognize one.

@DefiantLs Big L for Defiant L's standing up for anti-semites.

Ted Cruz: “Christ is King” is "I hate you Jew" He says the phrase it’s being used online in an antisemitic way.

@neoavatara Still, nothing the US Navy can't handle.

AYFKM.