Muttley Dastardly

@ZackPolanski Add in a Dave Paulden, shake up and miracle of miracles a Zack Polanski appears to snake charm the anarchists.

British.

@ZackPolanski The billionaires that read the Daily Mail? Dave what are you saying?

The billionaire class are terrified because we're coming for them - we're going to tax them fairly and end rip-off Britain. Let them attack. We're here to win. Join.greenparty.org.uk

@TheGriftReport Your English teacher.

I'll start, Nish Kumar.

@KarlTurnerMP He didn’t know he had a niece? FFS. I’m sick to death of numpty Labour MPs.

I’m sick to death of the right wing press to be honest. I suspect that Keir didn’t even know he had a niece and this wouldn’t have crossed his desk. Why is he getting the blame for selections that he has absolutely no involvement with whatsoever? 🤷🏼‍♂️

@PhilC273 There’s no bigger shambles than Labour bastion Birmingham, your argument doesn’t make sense.

If you vote Reform on 7th May you won’t get rid of the PM or Labour. But what you will do is subject your local council to become a shambles like Staffordshire & Kent. You'll be directly impacted by worse local services. If you want to do something for yourself don’t vote Reform

@JonathanPieNews More lies from Pies

BREAKING: Man who used to march down the street singing hitler youth songs and go up to his jewish classmates and make the hissing sound of gas chambers realises he can use yesterday's antisemitic attack to score some cheap political points and talk about that two-tier far-right conspiracy bullshit. Classy.

I'll tell you what I don't like, Darren. I can't speak for everyone, but these are my thoughts… I don't like a tax burden at its highest level since 1948, under your government and the last, producing the weakest growth in a generation. And worsening public services to boot. I don't like a 46% hike in the minimum wage for under-21s in three years that's helped push UK youth unemployment to 16.1%, above the eurozone average. I want young people paid more, earned through growth, not handed down by decree that squashes the rungs above them and tells a skilled forty-year-old their two decades of graft are worth precisely the same as someone walking through the door on Monday morning. I don't like industrial electricity prices that are the highest of any IEA country reporting. Full stop. UK steelmakers pay 40% more than their French competitors. You don't build a future of advanced manufacturing on those numbers. I don't like a planning system that takes longer to consent a pylon than to build one, business rates that punish high-street enterprise, and employment costs that turn every hire into a risk. I don't like watching world-class British research get commercialised in Boston and Palo Alto because the capital, the talent and the regulatory patience aren't here. They're fleeing. I don't like long-term borrowing costs at their highest level in over 25 years, eating into every budget for schools, hospitals and defence before a penny is spent. I don't like the OECD saying that we're going to be the hardest hit economy as a result of a conflict in the Middle East that's got nothing to do with us. All because we've made ourselves weak and vulnerable. I don't like a government that confuses 'raising money' with 'creating wealth'. Or 'standing against unearned wealth' with taxing to death the people who actually make things happen in this country. You don't lift children out of poverty by strangling the economy that pays for their schools. You do it by letting Britain grow again. Letting it play to its abundance of strengths. In this case, I feel the best way is for government to get the hell out of the way.

@RhonddaBryant No politicians should be locking their political opponents up for tweeting.

No politicians should tell museums or arts organisations what stories to tell or how to present our history.

@RhonddaBryant A bit like Mandelson then for hundreds of thousands of fighting age men - “just fucking approve it!”

This is just a recipe for chaos. Reviewing thousands of individual cases would take years. And wouldn’t solve anything. It’s been difficult enough tackling the vast backlog we inherited from the Tories without quadrupling the administrative chaos

Funny how this country picks and chooses who it protects. On one side, you’ve got men from the Special Air Service—the tip of the spear—walking away because they feel like they’ve got a target on their backs. Not from the enemy… from their own side. Sent into chaos, told to get the job done. No headlines, no glory—just results. Years later? Lawyers circling, investigations looming, and a government that suddenly can’t quite remember backing them. Then look at veterans from Northern Ireland—dragged back through the mud decades on, while the people who sent them there sit comfortably out of reach. But when failure happens here at home—think the Stockport massacre—what do we see? Quiet resignations. Full pensions. No decades-long pursuit. We’ll chase soldiers across half a century for decisions made in the fog of conflict… But when leadership fails in plain sight, it’s a polite handshake and a send-off. That’s not justice. That’s convenience. And if you’re one of the lads watching all this unfold, why would you stay? Why would you risk everything knowing you might be the one left holding the bag years later? We don’t have a recruitment problem. We’ve got a loyalty problem. No wonder the lads are getting out of the regiment—half the country hasn’t got a clue why they sleep soundly at night.

@JacobCollierMP Ask Peter about appalling conduct fella.

Two MPs kicked out of the Chamber for unparliamentary behaviour, purely so they can put a clip on social media for their supporters. Appalling conduct.

@SteveReedMP All the workers feel poorer and less secure, so your objectives are being met. Congrats.

Labour is changing the country but people aren’t feeling it yet. We will keep working hard until they do.

@paulmasonnews Funny how the buck stopped with Boris for Partygate but not with Starmer for Petergate. Two tier journalism seems to be your forte.

The last media attempt to hound Starmer from office backfired and so will this one. People can see Mandelson was dodgy and the victims are owed a full inquiry. They can also see off-the-scale bias and click-farming by self-aggrandising lobby journalists paid more than the PM

@VitoGSD @GBNEWS What’s that got to do with it, can you not even string a thought together. You ain’t no queen. Feck off.

@MuttleyDeMutt @GBNEWS If it wasn’t for women then they wouldn’t even have a baby, you dumb fker

Baby with two gay dads cries for 'mama' after being told to choose between 'dada and papa' gbnews.com/news/us/shane-…

@VitoGSD @GBNEWS It would be better off with two men than a ‘woman’ like you. Now feck off back to angry land.

@MuttleyDeMutt @GBNEWS A baby should have a mother and not 2 men. That’s what I fkn mean

So apart from trying to give away the Chagos islands. Recognising Palestine. 13 ministerial resignations. Showing full confidence in Morgan McSweeney, Peter Mandelson, Sue Gray and Lord Ali. Blaming the far right for an island of strangers. 16 Policy U turns and rising. Having no operable warships. Not smashing the gangs. Approving a huge Chinese embassy in London. Spending 23 seconds laying a wreath in Southport only to rush back to a drinks party. Raising income tax. Raising inheritance tax. Raising national insurance. Raising capital gains tax. Raising council tax. Raising value added tax. Raising mansion tax. Increasing welfare spending and the minimum wage whilst freezing tax allowances. Scrapping jury trials. The only boat he has stopped is HMS dragon from crossing the channel. What has Starmer really achieved apart from breakfast clubs and the decay of our country?

@VitoGSD @GBNEWS So say it then, what’s wrong with this world?

@MuttleyDeMutt @GBNEWS No it’s not, it’s just showing people what’s wrong with this world

@beverleyturner Has @GBNEWS just become the home of homophobic rage baiting in UK media or is Bev Turner just selling out gay parents to build a bigoted US audience? Read the comments on your own site. @toryboypierce @Alexarmstrong @drdavidbull @tomhfh @PatrickChristys @MichelleDewbs @Nanaakua1

Love to know what you think about this video. gbnews.com/news/us/shane-…

@beverleyturner I’m still processing that you seem to be a homophobic rage baiter. Am I wrong?

I'm sorry WHHHAATTT??? THIS IS THE GUY WHO STARMER JUST FIRED because he wasn't told that Mandelson had failed vetting. Someone. Is. Lying. Who? And why?? Oh dear.....

@beverleyturner I’m sorry Bev but as a gay man this comes across as homophobic bigotry and rage baiting. I’ve never been more disappointed in a person than I am with you right now!