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The North Farce
@MuzzMuzzington
I'd be a very smart person, if only I could stop doing dumb things. Sh!tpost aficionado This is just like, my opinion, man. None of this is investment advice
Washington, DC Katılım Haziran 2014
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Trump: “I’m gonna blow up Iran Tuesday at 8pm”
Investors and Iranian officials:
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Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was
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The quality of photos we’re already getting from the moon is incredible
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Boomers on Facebook getting duped by AI slop
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I just had a very disturbing Good Friday encounter with an ICE agent at the airport
As I was going through security, an ICE agent asked me for my ID. I told him this isn’t Soviet Russia and that the only citizenship papers I planned to show him were the Declaration of Independence
“Sir, I’m just asking for ID, not proof of citizenship,” he said.
“Today is the anniversary of Jesus’s resurrection,” I replied. “He was an American. Would you have asked to see his papers too? Would the scars on his hands not have been enough for you?”
He was stunned silent. I strode past him without showing my ID and went through the metal detector
I received a standing ovation
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These new @btownbourbon labels are even worse in person. Looks like store brand shampoo bottles.
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The objective of the war has become undoing the consequence of the war.
The stupidest war in history.
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BREAKING: White smoke in Tel Aviv indicates that Israel has chosen a new OnlyFans CEO
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He who controls the spice controls the flavor
Flavortown@flavortown
First look at Guy Fieri as the Duke of Flavortown in ‘Dune: Part Three.’
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Oh God. Oh Fuck.
Darren Rovell@darrenrovell
UNREAL: The @Mariners announce the latest and greatest in food vessel options: THE SOUVENIR FERRY BOAT. An $8 upgrade to items like nachos, chicken tenders, fish & chips & fries at locations around the park. Comes with two sauce holders on the ends of the boat!
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Oh. My. God. He makes ALL of the men in his cabinet wear these Florsheim Oxfords?
And none of them fit?
Clash Report@clashreport
📸 Marco Rubio wearing oversized shoes that Trump ordered for him by just guessing his size. Trump has been buying $145 Florsheim dress shoes for allies, using the gifts as a lighthearted way to encourage loyalty and unity within his circle. Source: The Times
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We're in uncharted territory- if WTI crude holds these gains tomorrow- the current rise of 29.9% or $27.16/bbl would be its largest single day price jump- in both percent and amount- ever. Ever. EVER.
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rip kristi noem. i’ll put down some dogs in your honor tonight
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He deleted this post lmfaooo
Polling USA@USA_Polling
pov you point out drug cartels do exactly what ICE does and you think you're owning the libs
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Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman
🚨 BRAKING 🚨 FBI director Cash Patel must be fired and arrested for his behavior today. He was caught on video using taxpayer funds to consume alcohol and party with the U.S. hockey team after their dominating victory over Canada It is illegal for an FBI director to use government funds to travel abroad
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