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@MAG40444 @BenjaminDictor Did we hear the same story... because the dude was planning to use Molotov cocktails to assassinate Nerdeen Kiswani. And even if they hadn't hurt anyone, major property damage to advance a political, ideological or religious cause is still terrorism

@BenjaminDictor It was "plot" for vandalism for starters. Tell me Ben, when is the last time you heard about people being blown to bits during an act of vandalism?

Following this foiled terrorist plot, I assume all of my fellow Jews will have to answer the questions “Do you condemn the Jewish Defense League” and “Do you condemn Jewish terrorism” just like every Muslim was asked about Hamas, right?

@HPBaylo @thereisnobeth This has to be ragebait

@thereisnobeth 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Honey what part isn't clicking in your brain nobody calls it an hsp cos that isn't even correct grammar You're basing it off how apps r designed and claiming ppl in Australia call it this STFU Again no we don't call it a hsp just called a snack pack

I love that Australia calls it a Halal Snack Pack bc we just call it Meat on Chips

@eIeven Yeah I got all three coz they didn't seem to care at all

australian theatres r genuinely handing out phm pins like theyre candy bc tell me why this staff brought out the whole container and told me to take whatever i wanted 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@mwupfront As someone from FNQ, our oval would've been out of bounds because of curlews . Or simply because it's the wet season and good luck going outside

non-australians will never know the childhood experience of the school oval being out of bounds for a month cuz of plovers nesting and all the schoolground rumours being abt that one classmate that had to go to the hospital cuz he tried to fetch a ball and got attacked

@bailseydog The gym...fuck that I wouldn't have stood for the anthem in a gym

Twitch’s newest Ambassador Is an ex porn star What the fuck

@WIGGYWAMWAM @kognise7

@kognise7 If you boil it it cooks off pretty quick, actually. You can find tables online.

hey, fun fact, i just learned today that alcohol "cooking off" is basically a complete myth! guess my bourbon oatmeal is gonna have me fucked up to start the day 💀

@Nenepocalypse_ @kognise7 You have to simmer it for like 2.5 hrs to cook off the alcohol to like 5%.

@kognise7 alcohol cooking off is not a myth, you probably just did it wrong or something

@Sl1m_Skull He has 2 published books of said sketches too

Cuz Bruce Timm is one of the horniest mfs ever Like the guy has sketches of so much erotic stuff, it’s quite impressive

@_Michael_Spud_ @michael80581923 @LeahRay @snowboiiii

@michael80581923 @LeahRay @snowboiiii No they didn't. 🤣 They use repurposed shipping containers which doesn't take that long to put together.

yeah that’s awesome man i wonder how they did that

@scardofmyguitar The ACCC does not play. They live for the moment they can fight a company for fucking with our consumer regulations, and everyone who does business in Australia knows that. So they usually don't try.

cus im confused on how australia has $127 pit but nyc’s NOSEBLEEDS were $400…?

@MissGinaDarling Durian juice as well

Imagine if 🧊 vehicles get covered in this stuff lmao I mean there’s plenty of pungent sauces out there but this would ruin my day

@KearnuLarsen @ahtralfie

@ahtralfie Everything is relative

About 60% of people in Dubai are basically working 12 months a year for free.

Dubai billionaire explains why taxes are dumb. “You’re basically working 5 months for free” Dubai has no taxes.

@ParkerMolloy This should be enough to keep her failing grade

@Simon_Cleret @MickamiousG They have both those lists though.

@MickamiousG Keeping a list of people who aren't allowed to own guns would make more sense than compiling a list of those who can.

This game of blaming guns in Australia ends, now. Post 1996, we’ve not had one mass shooting that’s exceeded 5+ deaths UNTIL Bondi, almost 30 years. Less than 10% of all Homicides in Australia involving a LEGAL Firearm whilst 90% of them were using an ILLEGAL Firearm. Data also shows that the MAJORITY of deaths using a firearm is suicide with most occurring in a RURAL setting when a farmer or someone similar takes their own life in a private setting. Furthermore - Recent years (e.g., 2023–2024): ~31 firearm homicides nationwide, mostly linked to organized crime or disputes involving illegal guns - Keyword again, ILLEGAL. More gun control would NOT have prevent Sundays events, however maybe ASIO doing their job and keep tabs on even low level risk offenders who travelling to hotspots within the Phillipines might have… Or maybe even allowing members Australian society to open carry may have also… Our intelligence branch alongside the Australian Federal Police failed us. Our immigration policies have failed ya. Our federal government; multiple of them, have failed us Hard decision need to happen and happen now. Those decisions should NOT involve further gun control.

@AperatureFinTek @HaiwieXX @OopsGuess And the Brits did do a terrible terrible genocide experiment.

@HaiwieXX @OopsGuess The total population of indigenous Australians of just over 1 million is actually higher today than it was when the Brits established a penal colony there. It took a while to get to that point mostly due to Smallpox and other old-world diseases the Australians had no immunity to

So an Australian… from a state built on erased borders, stolen land, and a population replaced rather than governed is asking China why modern borders resemble the Qing Dynasty?🤷🏻‍♀️ My dear clown in Christ, your entire country didn’t even exist before 1901. It was a British prison colony layered on top of a continent after wiping out its owners. Until Australia can explain: why 100% of its land was taken from non-Europeans, why Indigenous people weren’t even counted as humans until 1967, and why its borders follow nothing but the reach of a colonial gunboat, perhaps sit this one out. Empires with 5,000 years of statecraft do not need lectures from a country that still hasn’t solved how to live on land it stole.

@OopsGuess @ShanktheTanks Ok so just a quick little thing, while we have quite a terrible history, we never classified indigenous Australians as flora and fauna. It's a very prevalent myth but a myth nonetheless. The 1967 referendum was about counting ATSI in the census and allowing the gov to make laws.

It’s always cute when an Australian clown tries to talk about “expansion” and “second-class citizens,” as if the continent you stand on wasn’t taken by wiping out 90% of its owners and legally classifying the survivors as flora and fauna until 1967. China didn’t need genocide to draw a map. Australia did. And the fact that you’re comparing China’s multi-ethnic imperial continuity to a settler colony built entirely on replacement shows exactly why you people project so hard: you have no history long enough to understand anyone else’s. You don’t get to lecture civilizations older than your flag.

@alvaysalready @moniza_hossain @ilikeadamsmith There were no citations, no evidence except feelings and the Bible (which again she didn't cite) and at one point she just insults people. Also she didn't really answer the question at all.

@moniza_hossain @ilikeadamsmith She did the assignment, you can read it