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Officer: Sir, were you texting and driving? Me: Absolutely not officer! Officer: Me: My kid said something funny and I needed to tweet about it.

@macwfnz WTF?!

Prime?????????

@SmartLess @SeanHayes @arnettwill @SIRIUSXM Great episode. When are we getting Mike O'Malley on the show?

From Shameless to SmartLess — it’s Jeremy Allen White! We chat dancing, cookies, and dream-roles this week (and our favorite Chicago lunches). It’s an all-new @SmartLess. @SeanHayes #JasonBateman @arnettwill “SmartLess” is available one week early with @SIRIUSXM.

@daringantt @44DoubleJ Has there ever been a long snapper in the Hall of Fame?

Jansen moves into a tie for 35th on the all-time games played list, alongside Larry Fitzgerald, Lomas Brown, Jason Elam, and Jan Stenerud. Only 34 dudes in the history of playing football in exchange for money have played more games than @44DoubleJ.

Blue jerseys, black britches this afternoon, as modeled by JJ Jansen. Jansen will break the franchise’s all-time record by appearing in his 263rd game today, breaking the old record of 262 previously held by JJ Jansen.

@Rainmaker1973 Twisted Metal

What game?

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@SportsCenter Bryce must be standing on a milk crate.

Bryce Young to T-Mac. Elite. 🧊🐾

Which video game deserves a remake? Gifs Only!

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@HoorayBacon @TBoneWFNZ Cowboys fans everywhere are offended… they know what Audible is.

@TBoneWFNZ Surprising to find out there are enough literate Cowboys fans to make writing a book worth it.

I started reading Jimmy Johnson’s new book since they sent me one (football Jimmy) and the intro is all about the football people that visit Key Largo looking for advice As of the writing the last two were Matt Rhule and Scott Fitterer

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Thought I should put it out there that I got married last weekend.

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