Jimmy Tingles

@prerat it's definitely different because I have so many more shitpost opportunities now

i dont really notice the algo being that different. i think before i was just mentally filtering out all the slop as i scrolled past. now perhaps there is less slop but it wasnt really entering my awareness before anyway so it's hard to tell

@elaifresh ...cyka bomboclaat?

Texas flooding is another level man If it gets slightly damp outside the road is underwater In a big storm the road is TWENTY or THIRTY bomboclaat feet under water 👀

IT'S HERE: Thick wildfire smoke in the distance is already doing a number on the sunset. This is the view this evening from Webster, New York. Smoke will become much thicker tomorrow and into Thursday as air quality degrades.

@endersfun if you’re reading this, you’ve been in coma for almost 20 years now. We’re trying a new technique. We don’t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.

i took 40mg of edibles and i am scared

@octopuscaveman I have crackdown 3 it's multiplayer

@octopuscaveman is that why they say I'm all thumbs do you wanna play Xbox

When I was about teenager I had a dream that you could time travel by sticking your thumb in your ass. I have no idea if it works. I swear.

@pli_cachete I have an extreme case of deez

You guys have been using the For You page? What’s wrong with you?

@Circle10 no, powerful claws Or no powerful claws target cashier's mouth retainer bands?

@MyJimmyTingles no powerful claws

name one thing deadlier to catch than a crab

@RichDecibels you want to touch our finger warts together new friend

ngl it was a bit awkward starting a business for my twitter friends just when twitter deleted the concept of friends so I'm feeling a lot of relief rn

@LiberateSD I don't see timezones

As the Senate is set to vote on making Daylight Saving's Time permanent, I need to do this poll. Do you prefer we make Daylight Savings or Standard Time permanent? I'm all for Daylight Savings.

@littlefucky can you drink it? it might be diarrhea or indian food

I'm gonna be honest, if I got the explosive diarrhea disease I'd have no ideaa. Not because I have "diarrhea" everyday, but because I don't know what it is. Likeee what is the definition? Nobody taught me yet aha

@THELUOK tracing back to when your toes were in my mouth I'd say your nail clippers are in a place

does anyone know where my nail clippers are

@alphafox my micro peen ain't gonna suckle itself

If you're seeing this, we probably follow each other. A recent change made to X shows more of your feed to mutual followers. Help me, help you.

@OrwellNGoode this is how I explain my erectile dysfunction

@htmx_org @Hacksore how did u get an among us port

@Hacksore bro

@yacineMTB where have all the cowboys gone

Jesus Christ the algorithm is so much better

@rankdim @samlakig I'll tell you earlier

@samlakig pop read or academic?

very nice book

@ROCHNYCRIMEINFO @sfj8888 @acoffey3216 They can't park there

#ROC #rochesterny Portland Ave & Norton St - MVA blocking traffic - unknown on injuries @sfj8888 @acoffey3216

@lesbianplagas nothing can stop him now

jesus christ