Outside My Purview

@wendyp4545 How would you feel about wearing an ankle monitor the rest of your life? Because that is what you are essentially agreeing to by accepting this.

If this is a useful tool for police to catch criminals then I support it. Not everything is BAD!

@halo3br @ABC The same person who mounted that pole...

@ABC Whoever mounted that TV 📺 did a horrible job.

A Texas woman was practicing pole dancing in her living room when the pole came loose from the ceiling and hit a sprinkler, flooding her apartment. abcnews.link/s1CtBOk

@LasVegasLocally "Come on man" he says. Like being the governor allows you to blow red lights?

Nevada Governor Joe Lombardo was able to deftly maneuver his way out of a traffic ticket recently by cutting the officer off mid-sentence to say "I'm Joe Lombardo." Masterful.

@CollinRugg A similar initiative was removed in Seattle a few years back after this exact thing was ruled unconstitutional.

Sacramento, California, will now be inspecting residents' trash to make sure they are in compliance with state law. The City of Sacramento will send crews across the city to track and check that residents are sorting their trash properly. It's just a matter of time until they install Flock cameras inside your trash cans.

@NordishDynamite Would you rather a man that requires you to cook beef Wellington for lunch every day or a guy who is happy with microwaved chicken nuggets in the shape of a dinosaur?

Männer werden niemals erwachsen, merkt euch das.

@Breaking911 A pit maneuver on a tire, nice.

WATCH: A ttire from a Ryanair plane was seen rolling across an airport apron over the weekend. Airport authorities said the tire was quickly brought under control by ground teams, with no injuries or material damage reported.

@EndWokeness Project Hail Mary was a good movie.

When was the last time Hollywood put out a good original movie? Genuinely asking.

@catturd2 I will not answer this question for fear of jinxing myself.

Does anyone have the explosive diarrhea parasite? 😂

@TheGeneral_0 So it isn't just a human in a horror movie trope to stop running and look back to see if the bad guy is still chasing you...

I bet the moose owes the grizzly bear some money.

@RDC_Autosports @cleanitupforyou @DerrickEvans4WV They are spying on me anyway, so why should I bother? Talk about clueless.

@cleanitupforyou @DerrickEvans4WV their clueless 😂 they also think snapchat erases everything you send too lmao

Those who support Flock cameras are actually saying: Govern me harder daddy.

@cleanitupforyou @DerrickEvans4WV If you don't mind, Flock, how about putting on an ankle monitor...it's the same thing.

@DerrickEvans4WV You probably typed this on a device that is collecting your data and your worried about a lil camera somewhere? I get your point and don’t totally disagree but there are a lot worse things than a camera at an intersection.

@B3nL1pman @Oilfield_Rando Every movement of every person tracked and cataloged so that in the event the police need to catch a criminal that eluded them previously is not something I am willing to accept.

@Oilfield_Rando Or is it just to catch criminals who previously got away because existing surveillance cameras were too hard to use for every crime? Sometimes the most simple answer is overlooked.

My tin foil hat told me that Flock cameras are a component for transitioning us from a gas tax to a per-mile tax

@Oilfield_Rando and one step closer to 15-minute cities.

@Oilfield_Rando Typically Taco Bell connoisseurs don't eat leafy greens on purpose and vice versa.

How am I supposed to know if it’s cyclosporiasis exploding diarrhea and not just White Monster chasing $20 worth of Taco Bell explosive diarrhea?

@MyHorseHenry Squirrels are notorious trickers and cheats while playing Yahtzee; everyone knows this.

@nypost Before anyone says crap like "the kid probably loved it," the kid in question according to the article refers to him as "being in diapers."

Unspeakable new details in case of NJ woman, 25, charged with sexually assaulting young boy trib.al/ZPhqORM

@TheMuppetPastor Banned books being sold...

Leftists think that a major corporation selling them books is an act of rebellion.

@punt_rd Also an excellent social experiment.

The reactions are priceless. 🤣🤣

@RAWigger I bet he smiled. You made his day, even though that probably wasn't your intention.

@Reer_Ilys Lady, I'm older than the Commodore 64.

Feel yet old??