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@jackcoder0 @UnrollHelper

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@Shruti3256911 @saloniigavde Tell him I want to do something go home and I’ll meet you there

@saloniigavde How????

This guy in my office stink so badd I can't bear the smell bhaii !!!!! 🤢 should I tell him ?????? Like eveymorning jub bhi vo aata hai I feel like I'll vomit 😭😭😭

@Shruti3256911 @realchimtuu That guy is the roommate

@realchimtuu Wtfff

@SunusiMinjibir This is AI generated

A big snake showed up, and this cat didn’t run. She stood her ground. Not because she’s stronger. Not because she’s fearless. But because her babies were behind her. In that moment, it wasn’t about survival anymore, it was about protection. That’s what motherhood looks like. No training. No backup. Just instinct and sacrifice. Mothers don’t wait to be ready. They become whatever they need to be. And that’s a kind of strength you can’t teach.

@Armita69930Liz @marysed11 @Idonotdosocial1 @MelissaLMRogers Bonny said the same thing before reaching a 1000 guys!

@marysed11 @Idonotdosocial1 @MelissaLMRogers Yes we can … persevere!! “ One day at a time , one person at a time” 🍁

HOLY CRAP 🇨🇦 Rogers Communications, a Canadian based company, is offering 25,000 employees an EXIT PACKAGE. Half its workforce 25,000 people Scary

@pilatesdev @defidivvy Are you getting interviews ?

@defidivvy thanks for reading + for the kind words! very excited to see where I land next 😄

I was an engineer, a PM and a developer advocate at Oracle New blog post on what that looked like, and what happened when it ended~ 🔗link below

@Pareshrathod5 @kaylee_ashlynn Four or fore?

@kaylee_ashlynn Hey Kaylee ask ur four father's why they left their country and killed American Indians who were original Americans ...but don't worry US has max 6 years before it disintegrates ..and that will be only becoz of people like u ..pls write this in ur diary

If India isn’t a hellhole then why’d you all leave to come here?

@commonsenseplay Sold half?

$NOW Q1 Earnings OUT: Strong beat but getting crushed AH. - Revenue $3.77B (+22% YoY) - Subscription $3.67B (+22%) - cRPO +22.5% Raised full-year guide AI momentum strong (Now Assist big deals up sharply), Yet stock dropping ~13% after hours. I cut half of my position going into earnings (trade alert went in my sub). But i'm holding the rest - may add more tomorrow if this dip continues.

Trade Alert: Just added to $NOW ServiceNow position on this little sell off. $15k @ $89.14 April 22nd earnings will be a blow out!

@gedamtekle Tekle

If I were in my 40s & wanted to retire in the next 10 years, here's exactly what I'd do: 1. Start an LLC before the week is over. Not next month. Not after you "research more." This week.

@cmsinvests @brokebinvestor Good bye 👋

@brokebinvestor good buys

Can someone explain to me why anyone wouldn’t buy this $NOW dip? Remember what Warren Buffet said guys…

@sureshsankaran @WisemanCap What’s happening $NOW

@WisemanCap SaaS is dead..where is 10x growth

@anni_sen How do you feel $NOW?

$NOW - Q1 2026 Estimates EPS $0.95 Revenue: $3.75B Beyond the top and bottom lines, Wall Street is highly focused on their subscription revenue which management previously guided $3.65B Investors will also be listening closely for updates on enterprise adoption of their "Now Assist" AI platform and commentary on their recent $7.75 billion acquisition of cybersecurity firm Armis.

@diogohsramos @WisemanCap FAAAAAAAAAAA

@WisemanCap Not only for saas. First one that spoke obviously about middle east and how it will affect the market. Now THE market will realize this has been a joke and we will go down.

$NOW decides the fate of software stocks direction in the next hour

@aditiraaaj1 @Ashish12139 @grok Also used for things that fit well there and move easily

@VikasSaraswat Monaco biscuit?

I am vacationing in Monaco. Do not bother me. Please contact your Branch Manager

@MarkMcGrathCFP @casinobonusguy May I know the reason and which part of the country are you in?

@casinobonusguy Oh totally valid reasons to own don't get me wrong, but at least for this season of our life we're happy to rent

I'm selling my house and going back to renting and I'm legit stoked about it. Also if anyone wants to buy a house I have one

@MarkMcGrathCFP @casinobonusguy May I know the reason and which part of the country are you in?

@RGVzoomin It’s 6 or 7

Who do you like more ?

I don't care how unpopular this opinion is. I do not hate Pakistan. Or Pakistanis. An entire country, 25 crore Pakistanis are not my enemy. I hate people who hurt innocents, hurt my country, my society. And am sure there are Pakistanis on that list. As there are Chinese. But there are FAR MORE Indians on that list, you fucking retards. And number one on that list is a bhadwa Gujju, Modi. Not a Muslim. Not a Pakistani. An Indian. A Hindu. A *bhadwa*. I want Pakistan and Pakistanis to do well. Be happy. I want Indians and India to do well. Be happy. I want entire humanity to do well and be happy. Americans. Russians. Iranians. Everyone. And if you think this is anti-national, then fuck you, and fuck your nationalism.