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He's not wrong and would likely make a great PM
🇨🇦 Nico Carney, Purr Minister of Canada@CarneyPurr67561
With @MarkJCarney & @PierrePoilievre out of the country, I am fully in command! 😺🇨🇦 I'd like to assure all of Canada's humans on the left and right that while I am control, I will govern non-partisanly. As a cat, I view all political parties as equally worthless. 😹
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@ErrolInvests @RpsAgainstTrump I'm betting on herpes simplex.
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Dr. Sean Barbabella, Donald Trump’s doctor, just issued the following statement:
“President Trump is using a very common cream on the right side of his neck, which is a preventative skin treatment, prescribed by the White House Doctor. The President is using this treatment for one week, and the redness is expected to last for a few weeks.”
Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump
Zoom in…What’s going on with Trump’s neck?
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🚨WATCH: Former leader of the #CPC Conservative Party of Canada, and American citizen, @AndrewScheer, asked if Cons will support the GST credit top-up.
He offers up a free word 🥗non-answer.
Hey, Andy, Canadians can't eat word salads.
#PierrePoilievre🍎#GetTheClearance🍎
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@globalnews Cat check: We do not live because of the Divided States and the number 1812 is greater than 51. Remember that Donnie.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to sell off some more US Treasury Bonds. 😼🇨🇦🖕
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The Purrliament of Catnada doesn't have floor crossers because we believe all parties are equally worthless.
Also, to all cat lovers and staff: Whenever your cat is meowing at 3am, it's because they're attending Question Period in Purrliament.
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Are the humans done shouting about the budget? Are they still dumb enough to force an election? Can I come out from this pile of coats now?
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@DominicCardy @DavidWolfe I suspect also that many who did not take it didn't live to regret it.
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@DavidWolfe Mr. Wolfe is a liar. I found hundreds of stories of people saying they regret not getting the COVID vaccine, all with names attached, in about ten seconds.
If Mr. Wolfe couldn't find those, what other evidence is he hiding or ignoring?
Ignore anti-Western, anti-science liars.
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If the vaccine was so great, why do we find so many people who regret taking it, but not a single person who regrets not taking it?
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Public schedule:
12am - 2:30am: Sleep
2:30am - 3am: Zoomies workout
3am - 4am: Purrliamentary Meowing Period
4am - 6am: Sleep
6am - 7am Breakfast
7am - 10am: Sleep
10am - 11am: Second Breakfast
11am - 1pm: Sleep
1pm - 2pm: Lunch
2pm - 5pm: Sleep
5pm - 11pm: Dinner + cat business
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BREAKING: trump is having a temper tantrum, ending ALL trade negotiations with Canada.
He's butthurt that they aired an ad of President Reagan that shows how dumb trump's tariffs are.
It's VERY effective.
Be a shame if it went viral. 🇺🇲🇨🇦
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On this #caturday, I'd like to highlight and give thanks to a hard working Catnadian here in Ottawa who's part of the @ottawahumane Worker Whiskers program! Keep up the good work, Cici! 😺🇨🇦
msn.com/en-ca/news/can…
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Had a wonderful catversation with Palmerston! We're happy to purrport that Bermuda has joined the Feline Free Trade Agreement! This will allow for better access to fresh Bermudian fish for all nations in the agreement! 😺🇨🇦🤝🇧🇲😺
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I'd like to thank my Indonesian counterpart Bobby for helping me and our human caretakers establish this historic deal!
😺🇨🇦🤝🇮🇩😺
Mark Carney@MarkJCarney
Canada’s newest trade agreement is a game changer. With this deal, 95% of our exports to Indonesia will be more competitive in their economy. President @prabowo and Canada are unlocking huge economic opportunities for our workers, and greater prosperity for both our nations.
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Can confirm that me, my Catbinet and our Mexican counterparts helped the humans establish this deal.
CTV News@CTVNews
Carney, Sheinbaum sign deal to deepen economic ties ctvnews.ca/politics/artic…
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Today I had very purrductive and pawsitive discussions with my Mexican counterpart Bowie along with the other Mexican National Palace Cats. We all agree that the Feline Free Trade Agreement has purrduced amazing results!
😺🇨🇦🤝🇲🇽😺
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Tonight, I'm purrleased to announce the official location of the FeliAnce Headquarters! Our first General Assembly will take place on Sept 22 where I welcome my fellow cat world leaders to address the assembly along with cats from all over the world! 😼🌐 #FeliAnce
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This loaf of wonderbread is 18 months old.
My sister purchased it for me in February 2024.
Although it has lost of moisture, it has not molded or mildewed at all.
The toast was made about six months ago from this loaf and even the butter hasn’t changed.
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