✞AJ

Sometimes you gotta do it wrong, before you do it right.

If a white person say "I tell u what" u bout to get the Best deal ever

400 days from now, nobody will be waking up for work or school

Are the songs okay

@softboywin Holding the camera and recording them

bro wtf are you supposed to do while people are singing happy birthday to you

Uneducated voters are more dangerous than illegal immigrants.

"When you are happy, you go to the one you love. But when you are sad, you go to the one who loves you." — Rumi

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho back to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! 💣🤍 All terms have been verbally agreed between José Mourinho and Real Madrid, waiting to sign all documents. Plan for initial two year deal, JM to travel to Madrid after Real-Bilbao game. The Special One is back.

some movies are meant to be experienced alone at night, when everythings quiet enough for them to fully sink in.

Here’s an idea… Rather than the government mandating digital ID on all of us, we should be mandating digital ID on the government to monitor exactly where they spend our tax money and the meetings they have with corporate lobbyists. We don’t serve them. They serve us.

They removed CD/DVD drives from devices. They made physical media harder to buy and use. They removed expandable storage from phones. They pushed us into streaming subscriptions. They made always-online normal. They made unlimited internet necessary. Then slowly raised the price of everything. Ownership quietly became renting.

being black, you gotta extra extra try

After six-and-a-half memorable years, Sam Kerr will leave Chelsea when her contract expires this summer. Thank you for everything you've done for this club, @SamKerr1. 💙

I’d marry a bitch if she said this to me

@scrapytweets Yup, carvajal and Hujsen

I’m not going to say it but we all saw it right?

@MrWills96 In my defense, the second touch was mid air so technically it was still a one touch tiki - taka. He just did it so well to bait the french players Absolute worldclass

If you’re not Messi don’t touch the ball twice 🤏🏽😂💔

@yabbanx Omo, allow m abeg

What is this “Omo” nonsense you people want to incorporate into our language?

Drake still makes music I like, he also makes a lot of music I don't like. Kendrick makes a lot of music I love, and has music I don't connect with at all. My point is the real enemy has been and always should have been Lil Yachty cause he a bitch

chess players will sit silently for 4 hours and call it a good time 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

It's simple as the alphabet He F with me, that G shall surely C

@LegacySiu Jadon sancho

Guess the player Very Hard