cjlopes7
276 posts



from the last men’s Final Four contested in an actual basketball arena.
catsclassics@catsclassics
3⃣0⃣ years ago tonight ...
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@FrankLuntz @yashar Frank, your mouth full of someone’s semen makes it impossible to read an innocuous tweet. Can’t imagine living like this.
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@ZachWahls Bobby from Can’t Buy Me Love and the O lineman that ended Alvin Mack’s career in The Program.
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@RossBarkan On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. We there folks. Cooked, washed, donzo.
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@RadioFreeTom Standing with government subsidies, Turkish hair transplants and pedophila. Anything else?
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I don't understand the signaling here. I have many ways of showing where I stand, but telling my barber "Before you cut my hair, put on a blindfold, take a slug of Everclear, and then think about the girl who rejected you in high school" is not one of them.
Four Seasons Total Landscaping@TotalSeasons
That’s not a haircut, it’s a lawnmower accident. We would know.
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@TommySiegel Keep up the good work; but where is Mal? Rob Mahoney got some killer takes but doesn’t deserve that seat.
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@FrankLuntz Lungs full of helium and mouth full of micropwnis: Frank is hard to understand. Kevin McCarthy please help your boy.
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Helium is a key input in chipmaking, space rockets, and medical imaging.
Qatar supplies ⅓ of the world’s helium.
The Associated Press@AP
Iran war halts Qatar helium output, threatening global tech supply chains apnews.com/article/iran-c…
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@FrankLuntz Some of the facials dripping into ears Frank. Cumshots skewing them polls.
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Restaurants have raised prices more slowly than grocery stores in recent years, making steakhouse meals look like a better value than they used to. 🥩
Axios@axios
Why high beef prices are driving more Americans to steakhouses trib.al/o5IjRPn
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@AriFleischer @daveweigel Can’t understand you Ari. Your mouth is full of micro penis’ and oil money. Use your words better.
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I hope this goes nowhere. Honors like this are best bestowed after someone has served. Especially now, this would be a huge mistake that would hurt the President and his cause.
Don’t do it.
Trump’s face on a gold coin? His hand-picked panel will decide. washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/…
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