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Crypto Bullrun 4.0: Quadrice Upon a Time. You can (NOT) Hodl

@Aella_Girl @slugbelle how? is it your app?

@slugbelle do you know how people find the quiz im pulling the data from here?

Guess which women my dataset reported having the *best* experience with casual sex hookups? Those with:

“I’m buying spot Anthropic on the Solana blockchain” has to be one of the funniest phrases I’ve heard this week. There is nothing spot about this. Brother you are 4 layers of financial abstraction and broker crime away from touching an actual Anthropic share certificate. Your “spot” position is a tokenized receipt for possible future economic exposure to a Cayman SPV that owns shares in another Delaware SPV that maybe owns rights to future equity pending transfer approval. You are approximately Anthropic-adjacent at best

@trylimitless I choose rich

Choose one person to be your quant in 2026

@StarPlatinum_ most probably a schizo break

9 months have passed and this still has no explanation Hu Lezhi remains one of the strangest events ever recorded on Ethereum February 2025 - a Chinese programmer burns 603.38 ETH - around 1.67 million dollars - all sent to the zero address - each burn includes long messages about mind control tech and a Chinese hedge fund called Kuande Investment (WizardQuant) the main burn: 500 ETH tx hash: 0x5e8bef5dcb69206fa1bacc8d0b0c0204e12f1e45483d12b9f69dc1829ac74315 message accuses two executives, Feng Xin and Xu Yuzhi, of using brain-machine weapons on employees more burns that same week: - 70.36 ETH “wild animals becoming digital puppets controlled by machines” - 33.03 ETH “a victim slowly losing all desire until becoming a full digital slave” total burned: 603.38 ETH all confirmed on Etherscan the same wallet sends 711.52 ETH to a WikiLeaks donation address 591.62 ETH in a single transfer the message includes a long note where he says he has been monitored since birth by a “brain-control organization” nine months later, we are left with: - 603 ETH burned - 711 ETH sent to WikiLeaks - a hedge fund that never replied - a programmer who disappeared after leaving his final thoughts the blockchain remembers everything but nobody can explain what really happened

Hang it in the Lourve

@Nostalgic4Tmrw @boldleonidas @opensea it can

@boldleonidas @opensea Can it do it in reverse though?? That would be true AGI!

Nano Banana vs Nano Banana Pro We’re cooked. 💀

@newmichwill @mert

@mert No it is good. Just read it in reverse!

look im just gonna say it solana is an awful name, no rizz, sex appeal, or gravitas totally useless in fact bitcoin sounds dope, zcash sounds badass, even ethereum sounds like a dark elf weapon solana sounds like a weird mexican cheese my guess is this is why price not good

@Zeneca 3rd option: hasn't even begun

do you think the bull market is over?

@cozymaximalist can I pay in some combination of the above?

“Your total is $40.57. Will that be cash, credit, or USDT USDC TUSD USDP FRAX BSD FDUSD PYUSD EURC USDD USDR USDS USDJ USDK USDM USDF USDE USDSC USDTB USDX USDO USDB AUSD AUSDN CUSD OUSDX RUSOC GUSD MIM FEI HBD MONE EURE EUSD ZUSD YUSD FLEXUSD TRYB XSGD SUSD SEUR SGBP SUPY SAUD USDL USDG USDV USDY USDTX USDYO USDBR USDPX USDQ USDH USDX2 USDZ2 USD3 USD-USDL USDC-E USD-M USDKRW USDTZ USDKRUSTC USTX USTB USTN USTP USTFUSTO USUSCA USC XUSDG XUSDN XUSDP XUSDE XUCD USDVE DEUSD CRVUSD for you today sir?”

@grok is Elon really fat and retarded?

Earlier today, Grok was unfortunately manipulated by adversarial prompting into saying absurdly positive things about me. For the record, I am a fat retard 😀

Grokipedia.com, which will be renamed Encyclopedia Galactica when it is at least slightly deserving of the name, is a major project @xAI. This is intended to be a massive open source repository of all knowledge about the Universe. Many copies will be distributed periodically throughout the solar system to preserve knowledge for future civilizations should ours perish or subside into barbarism. We take the lesson of the Library of Alexandria to heart.

Mohammed bin Salman just mentioned a Polymarket bet live at the White House dinner with Trump Insane times Heres the market: polymarket.com/event/will-moh…

@TenreiroDaniel he is correct

this guy in the marina said he defines financial risk in terms of probability of a permanent loss of capital, rather than price volatility

@chainyoda @TaikiMaeda2 papa yoda with the hopium, never fails

@TaikiMaeda2 There was no ETH DAT son and there was BTC DAT

The last time BTC was 93k, ETH was trading at $1800

@primo_data plot twist: it was hasbulla

Little guy trying to figure out when his mom goes back to work…

@holy_moses7 @AdolfxHitlerx @tomdnc sounds more safu than US treasuries ngl

@AdolfxHitlerx @tomdnc If Elon deletes the tweets and doesn't post for 24h, I lose all my money.

Just click fast boys I clicked this the moment Elon posted his 180th post and in 3 hours I'll have my $55 profit 😎 @tomdnc what do you usually buy when your bonds pay?

@Remember_Amalek goddamn brother use a period i need to catch my breath

My position on Tweet markets is that if they add more they should continue to add weekly markets until there’s one for every day of the week and they function as daily markets in addition to weekly, I also think the Over and Under should hit on occasion rather than be avoided in order to compress the market and rewards, anyone else with opinions on Tweet markets feel free to chime in, it sounds like Polymarket wants to add more Tweet markets and I was the person advocating for the additional weekly market before curious to know peoples thoughts on this market category especially as Polymarket is poised to reenter the American market and the prior historical success of Tweet markets from PredictIt

@mopozeuX @Polymarket @PolymarketTrade oh the humanity...

Today I decided to see who is in the top shares in the shutdown market and here is an interesting account I noticed. Halfapound - I registered on Polymarket in May 2025, just 6 months ago and already has +434,061$ PnL for all time. He trades mainly in the political markets and is very successful. He has now made a lot of money betting on the end date of the shutdown. I advise you to keep an eye on his account if you are interested in politics and geopolitics. By the way, he also has major injuries, you can also see them in his profile. This profile: @Halfapound?via=mop-ozeu" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">polymarket.com/@Halfapound?vi…

@polyint what's an "emergency resolve key"?

The people who thought Polymarket had an emergency resolve key they hadn’t used in 5 years but would still respond in 13 minutes are the very same people now doubting the US Govt can update a website on 3.5 hours notice. smh