Lank The Tank

@grayfieldLLC The energy drinks are heat

We are loaded up and ready to nap

@schwarbombz Berroa isnt a fucking rookie retard

Berroa got called up last week Started game 1 Had an rbi single Hasn’t seen the field since aside from late inning defensive replacement And they wonder why no rookie ever progresses up here

@AlanEmerson @JeffSmithGolf Name 20 better

@JeffSmithGolf World no.5 my arse. Would be lucky to be in the top 20 if all golfers were ranked fairly.

The career arc of Russell Henley is quite amazing. What happened in 2022? Oh, right: LIV Golf was launched and the OWGR/PGA Tour blackballed about 35 players who were ranked ahead of him his entire career. No one has benefited more from the LIV Golf talent drain of PGA Tour than Henley. When LIV launched in June 2022, Henley was a 33 yo journeyman w 0 career major top 10s (now 7), 0 years finished in OWGR top 30 (now never finishes out of top 30), never made a Ryder or Presidents Cup team (now a regular). Amazing what happens when you remove 35 or so more talented players from the ecosystem. Presto!

@HtownPitttxst2 @PizzaHutFC @elliotmellinger Id think a nicer cruise (not carnival) would have higher quality food/drink and experience overall than 90% of cancun all inclusives. I was a cruise hater big time til i was forced on one and i loved it

@PizzaHutFC @NJLANK99 @elliotmellinger I imagine that’s pricey but I go to Cancun and it’s really not bad price wise

You could never convince me going on a cruise would be fun

@JeffKerrPHL Keller has been very solid this year 👍

The #Phillies pay Brad Keller $11 million a year to be the set-up man. Could be time to rethink that role for the time being.

@FranoftheFuture @TCTone Scared to type it out cause you’re a baby back bitch, nobody’s tailing your stupid ass chat GPT picks

@NJLANK99 @TCTone You have to a ph@g

I’m all for Caleb Williams as the Madden cover, but my God this shit is ass. How fucking uncreative can you possibly be? ChatGPT did this in 12 seconds, you’re telling me we couldn’t have some graphic designers on payroll do better than a stock photo of Caleb? Do better.

@FranoftheFuture @TCTone You have to be AI😂

@NJLANK99 @TCTone Minimalism is the gayest trend since fat dudes dubbing themselves “the tank”

@Ed14057264 @shabingleton Or I’m just bigger than u

@NJLANK99 @shabingleton You can’t afford PM if ur hating on medium

Gold scar

@_xeero @GoyBeamBlocker @TCTone Kids 13 he’s never seen that photo

@GoyBeamBlocker @NJLANK99 @TCTone corporate and ass meanwhile its just copying the old Jumpman photo

@GoyBeamBlocker @TCTone Didnt realize you were a pride month rainbow mascot, you have a parade coming up

@NJLANK99 @TCTone didnt realize you were an ea graphics designer lil bro my bad. you must work there

@GoyBeamBlocker @TCTone I’m not saying its good, I’m saying thats why they dont have 45 patterns and colors on it

@NJLANK99 @TCTone it doesnt look clean. it looks corporate and ass

@DaveyScuba Black ops 3 #peak

David’s Top 10 Video Games of All Time (in any order) 1. Black Ops 3 2. FIFA 14 3. Prime Fortnite 4. Ark Survival Evolved 5. Pokemon Black 2 6. Battlefield 1 7. DOOM Eternal 8. Fallout New Vegas 9. Lego Star Wars III: Clone Wars 10. Just Cause 3

@bigpaulchum NPC’s were programmed to think it’s funny

Never understood the hype with the office. Shit looks boring

@downEy_fresh8 @OnPattison Im not denying that, but in Nick’s case specifically i believe that 90% of the backlash he received from the media was warranted

@NJLANK99 @OnPattison The media here does suck. They do start controversy. Are you not from here?

Nick Castellanos on the challenges of playing in a major market like Philadelphia compared to some of the other places he’s been.

@DeBoersShaft Yikes thats the worst celsius flavor

Jenny’s Target haul of the week 👩‍🍳

@ItMeJaren @OnPattison Oh, you’re one of those weird boomers who thinks casty was good

@NJLANK99 @OnPattison Both

@Uno_Card9 @OnPattison Reporters directly asking him about his poor performance/clubhouse behavior? What would you call that?

@NJLANK99 @OnPattison Got held accountable by the media? Bro wtf goes on in your head?