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Cat dad and freelance software developer (Clojure/Java). Enjoyer of video games. he/him

Germany Katılım Ocak 2011
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Adam@adamdotdev·
It's 2026 and your CEO just sent you a 2,400 line pull request. You get a cup of coffee and sit down to review it. It's a disaster. A dozen unrelated refactors. Unused methods with names like `convertFromBase10` and `normalizeBeforeSerialization`. You catch a few hardcoded API keys, but that's ok. It's part of the dance. They didn't consider that someone might look at this diff. Here's a comment buddy. They respond in an hour (after Copilot, qodo, CodeRabbit and Greptile finish their reviews) saying we shouldn't worry about "implementation details" anymore, those are relics of the past. Hey let's jump into a room and figure it out. We can't just agree to disagree, this is probably my last job in tech and I can't watch this fucker burn the place to the ground. The PR merges and goes to prod. You feel a shared sense of apathy and dread with Hannah the intern (she has to review his AI generated social media posts ever since Grok got too imaginative). That night you go to sleep and have nightmares of that code. You can still see the shapes of it on the backs of your eyelids. You go to work the next day ready to quit. You no longer understand the system. There is no foundation. Time to use those savings and an SBA loan to buy a liquor store and never login to GitHub again.
staysaasy@staysaasy

It’s 2018 and your coworker just sent you a 400 line pull request. You get a cup of coffee and sit down to review it. It’s beautiful. Elegant micro-refactors. Crispy method names. You catch a few things, but that’s ok. It’s part of the dance. They didn’t consider extensibility on part of their API. Here’s a comment buddy. They respond in an hour saying they think we should do one piece differently than your comment. Hey let’s jump into a room and figure it out. We can’t just agree to disagree, this code is too important. The PR merges and goes to prod. You feel a shared sense of ownership and accomplishment. That night you go to sleep and dream of that code. You can still see the shapes of it on the backs of your eyelids, your IDE syntax highlighting sparking neurons in your reptile brain. You go to work the next day ready to go. You understand the system. N is your foundation. Time to build n+1.

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okazakitomohiro@oo_kk_aa·
ニャッキの伊藤有壱さんにお声掛け頂き、コマ撮りの展覧会に一作家として参加しています。私はコマ撮り分野ではない場所から活動をはじめて、デザインの視点でのコマ撮りに取り組んできましたが、今回初めてコマ撮り界の本丸の方々とご一緒でき嬉しいです。今6年目のマッチ撮影素材等を展示しています
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NPException@NPException·
@idahocountrydoc @pterodaustro This clarification by the OP made me change my mind to blue: If people who can't decide for themselves will press their button at random, I'd rather try to press blue.
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Idaho Country Doc@idahocountrydoc·
You can rephrase this exact scenario as If you press the Red Button, Nothing Happens, you will live. If you press the Blue Button you will die, unless more than half of the people also push the blue button. For the people, such as myself, who would push the red button, that's how my mind processes what is being said, but it's framed differently in the original question. This is the meat of it. If you press blue you will die, unless a majority of the people also push the "Kill me" button. If you press red, you will live. If everyone presses the "I live" button, everyone lives.
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blair@pterodaustro·
want to make it clear that i do not give a shit about the actual discourse this dumb poll is generating but i do find it a lil fascinating how like 90% of the people ive seen talking about it are in favor of the red button and present as the obvious choice. because i read this -
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NPException@NPException·
@cinnamontoastk In the original phrasing, red is a cold, selfish choice. But in the rephrased exact same scenario, blue looks like a crazy death wish.
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NPException@NPException·
@cinnamontoastk It's the exact same scenario, just different phrasing. The original makes me think that it's a choice between being selfish or choosing for the greater good. The other phrasing sounds makes me think "If more than half of all people choose to die, they don't get their wish".
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CinnamonToastKen
CinnamonToastKen@cinnamontoastk·
This red button/blue button discourse is wild. 100% red saves everyone no consequence 51% of blue saves everyone no consequence 51% red kills all of blue but they frame it like its blues fault they had to kill them even though red is the only choice that causes anyone to die.
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NPException@NPException·
@baalzamon35 I like the rephrased version of the task: "If you press the red button you live. If you press the blue button you die, unless at least 50% of all other people also press the button that makes them die"
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Baalzamon35@baalzamon35·
The crusher is a great way of illustrating this problem. For the Red Button folks, they see this as an abstract where the crusher kills nobody until/unless they make an informed decision. Obviously, you'd get out of the way right? Hell, everyone should move, the scenario will wait long enough to get everyone out. For the Blue Button folks, they picture a helpless child or maybe even all helpless children trapped and are willing to risk their lives (on paper at least) to hold the crusher up and protect those unable or unwilling to move. Who wouldn't risk their life to save another? Or at least, WANT the courage to do so.
Chibi Reviews@ChibiReviews

The whole blue and red button drama is basically this summarized If everyone clicked red, nobody would die. Those that click blue have suicidal empathy

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NPException@NPException·
@kskrygan @trisha_gee Yes please! I don't care if it's not the newest, fastest thing, I just want something to occasionally do a quick review of my changes before I bother a colleague to take a deeper look as a second step. And I'd very much prefer to not need to be connected to a data center for that
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Kirill Skrygan@kskrygan·
Would you be interested if JetBrains releases a totally local AI agent, working 100% on your laptop, using our code insight engine and deeply integrated into the IDE? Yes, it will be probably 1 month behind the very recent frontier models, but no token blood bath anymore WDYT?
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🎮𝙆𝙖𝙞𝙮𝙖🎮
🎮𝙆𝙖𝙞𝙮𝙖🎮@KaiKai2492·
People really saying “just connect to the internet not a big deal” my brother in Christ that’s not the point. God forbid a natural disaster happens or you can’t pay your WiFi bill one month and just can’t play games you PAID for until you reconnect. It doesn’t matter if you have internet, it’s a matter of principle. You shouldn’t be okay with PS arbitrarily taking away access to games you spent your hard earned money on. The more comfortable you get with this the worse it will get. We’re frogs in the pot and they’re slowly raising the heat and some of yall aren’t noticing.
Noticias PlayStation@NotiPlay_

Un usuario contactó con el soporte de PlayStation y le confirmaron que el tema del DRM es intencional, no un error. En resumen: los juegos digitales comprados recientemente requieren que la consola se conecte a Internet al menos una vez al mes.

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vx-underground@vxunderground·
Mr. Titus Tech is correct. cpuid-dot-com is indeed delivering malware right now. As I began poking this with I stick I discovered this is not your typical run-of-the-mill malware. This malware is deeply trojanized, distributes from a compromised domain (cpuid-dot-com), performs file masquerading, is multi-staged, operates (almost) entirely in-memory, and uses some interesting methods to evade EDRs and/or AVs such as proxying NTDLL functionality from a .NET assembly. The C2 domain present in one of the binaries is a clear IoC. This is the same Threat Group who was masquerading FileZilla in early March, 2026. They've been busy.
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Chris Titus Tech@christitustech

HWInfo and CPU-Z both compromised. Millions about to be PWNED! CPU Z: hybrid-analysis.com/sample/eff5ece… HW Monitor: hybrid-analysis.com/sample/4968501…

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aimee route zero
aimee route zero@dogspawnn·
?!!????!!! ?!? my kindle is perfectly fine?! hello?!!?!! fuck you?!!!???
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NPException@NPException·
@dogspawnn wtf, so that's coming for all kindle devices eventually.
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KevKev@Der_Kevin·
my skatepark builder went a bit out of control #gamedev
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Momo Eroge
Momo Eroge@MomoEroge·
Thank you for your patience ! It's been a crazy ride We never thought we'd be on front page of steam. Thank you to @CriticalBliss for helping us navigate things moving forward and publishing our first game. This is only the first step to a long line of amazing games we hope. 🩷🙏
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NPException@NPException·
@barbz_things Fun fact: One of the pledge tiers of the Slay The Spire board game came with a box full of beta art cards. The beta art is also available within the first game (but I forgot how it's unlocked)
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Barbz⚡Thingz
Barbz⚡Thingz@barbz_things·
i love the placeholder art in slay the spire 2 SO MUCH i wish they kept some of it!
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Kenney
Kenney@KenneyNL·
@itchio Here's the exact page to find new game assets on @itchio without AI, if you still find something that's obviously made with AI you can report it and it'll get removed or adjusted! itch.io/game-assets/ne…
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