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@BGatesIsaPyscho Please don't start

And so it begins.

@omoelerinjare @Abrams_mufc Considering the scale of his operationand manpower, this was actually the smart play here. How is bro supposed to move 60 buckets of paint without arousing suspicion?

He jumped the fence of an uncompleted building, stole 60 full gallons of paint worth ₦1.5 million ($1,100), poured out the paint, and sold the empty plastic containers for ₦1,000 each — making a total of ₦60,000 ($44).

@TDeisine Why is no one documenting these?

My baby was 5 months old when I started noticing build up of white substance on her tongue. I was told to clean her tongue with cotton wool and warm water which I did daily but it kept getting worse. Shortly, the white substance started turning black and two days later, my daughter’s tongue was completely black. I was so scared my husband and I rushed her to the hospital. We saw a doctor who prescribed Nystatin drops for us to drop on her tongue 4 times daily. I started using it and there was slight improvement but we kept going back and forth, one day, it seems like it’s working and the next, it’s like nothing is happening. I got so worried and started crying which prompted my husband to call his mum. Mama came, met me crying and just laughed. She said the solution is the sap of a tree and we can only get the sap early in the morning before sunrise. I was so uncomfortable with the whole thing but I needed a solution. The next morning, she came with the sap and cleaned the tongue herself, and by afternoon of same day, the black lining was beginning to peel off as she sucks. I was the one that woke my husband the next day to go get the sap and by the 3rd day, my baby’s tongue was back to normal. There are traditional ways to some things, you just have to find a balance.

@Donjaytrix001 Not all intelligent men are educated. Conversely, not all educated men are intelligent, as evidenced by this tweet.

But nobody fvck reach Yahoo boys wey no know the meaning circumference Abegiiii

@olajiire101 This doesn't happen.

Nobody’s really calling out how MTN might be ripping people off… I’ve noticed my data finishes way too fast even when I barely use it. So I bought 10GB, turned off my mobile data immediately, and switched to WiFi. Just 2 hours later, I checked my balance and somehow I was left with 6GB… how does that even make sense? Everyone don see Nigerians finish because we always take everything and adapt 🤦‍♂️

@Dearme2_ Sleeping on the job? SMH

@Aridunu_jones Egg is 200 ke. Egg na 250-300

When Bat entered Egg was 30 naira 30 nairaaaaa bruhhhhhh Now egg is 200 naira

@yanscavila Wait, the Portuguese are vague posting too?

os moradores desse prédio tem a chance de fazer algo muito engraçado

@Atilolahafeezah That's sweet

I need a nonchalant response to “I love you”

@AndyjnrUmaru Kool aid

BLADE ???????

@TheDamiForeign 30, no pause. 50 with some pauses.

Bro to bro, How many pushups can you do at once?😅👀

So we can now read South African tweets without getting udidekile embindini wesivakalisi😂😂

@elonmusk Reject that acronym with alacrity 😂😂

Cybertruck is an APC from the future

@MachalaDoctor Celebrity VS influencer

Ayra Starr holding hands with a fan, but watch carefully, what did you notice? 😭

@MoMo_PSB SMH

@Nag_el__ Dear valued customer, we apologize for the inconvenience. Kindly send us a DM so we can assist.

What looked like the end became the beginning of grace, hope, and victory. He is risen! Happy Easter! #MoMoPSB #Easter

@instablog9ja Electricity is expensive here in abia. But very consistent and reliable. way cheaper than running generators. No complaints here.

Abia State Residents lament as Electricity Bill currently Exceeds House Rent

@ArinzeUgwuanyi @TundeSmilez It shows up on your bill payment receipt

@TundeSmilez Thanks, Where can I check each band price per kw

This solves the problem. Everyone will pay according to their usage.

@bannerOfTroot @OnyeUwaoma88 Doesn't work that way mate.

@OnyeUwaoma88 You are a bastard for saying this and the universe will humble you very soon

Nothing sweet poor people like owning property..thats why they buy properties in bushes with hope it will appreciate. Instead of placing this 20m in money market & use the interest to rent a good property in a good area..they tie the money down in one bush just to answer landlord

@AbaPowerOnline What's the issue this time, More maintenance?🫩😶

Dear Customer, Please see MAP vendors and deregulated meter prices for APLE. Thank you