That Naija Guy

@feyiisetan Abi where dem find the Melvitto guy himself?! 😭😭 He's a menace since day one.

Where does Melvitto find these artists ? 🔥

@belshazzar_opy @khalipha_dread @viktorbensonyt Relax. He knew what he did there.

@khalipha_dread @viktorbensonyt The post isn't about football

Bro to Bro, listen to me: 1. Stop scouting world-class talent if you're not ready to pay the transfer fee. 2. Be careful with free agents. If no club wants them, there's usually a reason 3. Never trust "here we go" until the contract's signed, anything can happen. 4. Talent isn't always obvious sometimes it's hidden where no one's looking. 5. Sign those who deliver now, not maybe someday. 6. Always check the medicals before signing. Some injuries aren't visible on the pitch. 7. No player is bigger than the club 8. Remember some academy players will end up leaving the team to a bigger team once reaching their potential and being noticed by bigger clubs. 9. Go for lower division players. They are easy to manage and they demand small salary. 10. Don't change formation just because you conceded a goal 11. Sometimes you need to play barefoot and enjoy the rawness of the pitch. But make sure you see the medicals after that. 12. Last but not least playing barefoot can give you a career ending injury

Whyyyyy Darkoooo? 😭😭

Random Pack

@dleads100 You go come back con spend your money again. 💔😂

@prolactin_ @RhoKinaseMD I like am If you like am use If you like no use am

I know this doctor that is very detached from patients. His clinical skills are excellent, he just does not do the whole emotional and trying to convince patients to take meds things. He is like, “you need to take your meds to prevent a relapse” patient says “No”, he says “Okay”

@if_heckt @4pf_pixel Or take over from Mikel Arteta when he bottle things again?!

@4pf_pixel E wan beat Mikel Obi?😂

We all know why he’s doing this right ??

@em_be_e @flowzki Naturally, but dem go disagree.

@flowzki fr some of them are bi btw

i thought this girl was “ just close friends” with this girl she’s always visiting until i saw their texts lol… before you marry or date sit your woman down & ask her if she swings both ways …

@methodman56 @KR3Wmatic Because you said so?

@KR3Wmatic If God didn't do all those things he said, if God never told him any of those things he said, may God punish and destroy him. But if those things he said truly happened, if God truly told him those things, but you just want to mock him, may you live the rest of ur days in agony!!

• God expanded a bridge for you • God suspended winter for you • You drank tea with God • You drove on an empty tank • You said anyone who's not paying their tithe won't go to heaven • You decreed against the dollar, corruption, terrorists and their sponsors • Raised a woman who has been dead for 11 days with your church's anointed handkerchief • During the Covid-19 pandemic, you said God spoke to you specifically and said, “Son, I have heard your cry. Only those whose time has come will die.” Only you, Pastor Gbadeboye!😭💔

@okafor_nna54678 @amadaoffor With the kind mentality Nigerians get, you think say any go ready to stigma if person know say person na pornstar? Baba. No talent for ground na why.

@amadaoffor Don't even get me started on the girls and the guys too,they got some very tacky looking guys and girls, most of the girls just get big big bele,the guys dem go just get scars for leg,some of the girls dey very sexy o,but most of dem ehn,to wank go just tire you when you see dem

Nigerian porn, ughhhh. If you don't have anything to say while moaning, just shut up. Which one is "give it to me"? Are you Caesar?

@collinstimbela_ @LoluAkin_ Leeemao. Na person way dem catch be thief.

“Sorry bro, you can’t hang with us. You cheat on your wife.” This is what should be normalized

@jaiyeswrld Baba relax. You weren't alone.

when i was younger id download full albums, download cover arts and edit meta data on itunes and add all the cover arts, features and song credits piracy is a part of me

I Don Tire Pack.

@KINGETIOSA Both parties na

Who else says "THANK YOU" after buying something?

@HonitelHQ Possible to sue a lecturer or a school to court based on this?

The concept of a missing script has never made any sense to me. A student sits for an exam, signs in and out on the attendance sheet, and when the results are released, they’re told their script is missing. Instead of the lecturers involved taking responsibility, they frustrate the student without offering a solution, and the student ends up rewriting the course as a carryover. Absolute madness.

@VikkelT @the_jasperr @hoodfarquaad Till your first son is caught in shit like this. 😂

@the_jasperr @hoodfarquaad you won’t tell me what to say!😏

bro got kicked off the team.... couldn’t transfer because no school wanted him with these allegations... now is too old to play college football at any program... she changed this mans life forever... what’s her sentence?

See una influencers way hin mumu dey smell. 😭😭

@EdwinIkeudeh @kenkenlewu Bro like I just saw her story few minutes ago. I'm confused.

@kenkenlewu But but but I think sey you get partner wen help you deliver money to your papa?

One day, we came back from church. My mum and I were in the kitchen cooking, and I started asking her about her friend, the deaconess. She didn’t even let me finish… She just looked at me and said, "I saw the way you were staring at her son in church today. Do you like him?" I froze. Omorh… the guy had already asked me out, and I liked him actually! Mothers eh!

@nobodylike25 @ARTSALGHUL Your mumu dey smell bro. 😭😭💔

I no wan see these mid artist for my tl Egg roll Astagafurilah Smagba

@iamscrummy_ assuming na Tasty cubes now, your blender blade go don bend. 🥲

Life made Easy!!

@Azfab7 @chula_niger @street_proff Hay! Your mumu dey smell abeg.

@chula_niger @street_proff Ashiere eda.

This is the kind of nonsense I see every day on this app. The attack on her is going too far but you fail to address the reason why she's being attacked. Instead of telling Simi to apologize for her misdeeds, you're trying to censor how others react to her madness. People must learn that actions have consequences. You cannot be moving mad and leverage on the fact that you're a star to ride on people and then expect to get away with it. Simi is not special. When you're ready to tell her the truth, you will tell her she's a stupid Mofo who abused her privilege and she must retrace her steps. Until then, just stfu about this matter.