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@Jolly_Rancher You're out of your fucking mind

Green Apple is the best flavor and it’s not even close.

@davidsven This shit fucking sucks and everyone hates it

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@Republicans choose my ass and my balls

This November, Americans will have a very clear choice: American patriotism, or failed socialism. America will NEVER BE A SOCIALIST NATION!

@adamcohenhillel lmao absolutely the fuck not

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We really CANNOT have sustainable energy because it threatens the oil industry. We cannot have healthcare because it threatens insurance. We cannot have peace because it threatens the weapons industry. Capitalism built a system where doing the right thing is treated like bad business.

@DHSgov take pride in my ass and my balls

Take pride in your homeland. Take pride in America.

@HouseGOP you should secure my ass and my balls

If we don't secure our elections, we don't have a country.

@StateDept can you protect from my balls and my ass

The State Department is protecting Americans from foreign fraudsters by ensuring these foreigners can't travel to the United States. We revoked the visas of these foreign nationals who swindled investors, looted taxpayer-funded programs, and abused our system:

No guys it's fine, Flock cameras only read license plates, it's just normal traffic control, stop being so paranoid Anyway here's one on a bike path

@WhiteHouse he caved like a tiny little bitch and now taxpayers are out ~400 billion and 13 servicemen and women so go fuck yourselves

President Donald J. Trump signs the Iran Memorandum of Understanding. Peace through strength.

@WhiteHouse all yall have done is wipe shit on the walls and destroy everything suck my fucking dick you fascist cunts

We really saved America before GTA 6

I hate it when people blame Trump's shortcomings on dementia, because he was such a piece of shit when he was young, too.

Police will shoot a baby then attack you for protesting them shooting a baby

when we say “crime is a social construct”. what we mean is that you, as an individual, can go to jaił for littering but a corporation can poıson the air, the soil, and the water of an entire town, and no one will go to jaił.

@DHSgov @ICEgov @POTUS 8 out of 10 americans support my balls and my ass

8 out of 10 Americans SUPPORT @ICEgov law enforcement removing criminals from our country. We will continue to deliver on @POTUS Trump’s mandate from the American people to remove criminals from our communities. Yesterday, our best of the best ICE officers arrested dangerous public safety threats, including murderers, pedophiles, sexual predators, and drug traffickers:

“We were almost not racist anymore but then a black dude got elected and we just could not handle that”

Just to be clear, I do not just haťe generative Al. I also haťe golf, lawns, space tourism, war, monoculture farming, clear cutting forests, building on floodplains, deep sea mining, developments that destroy habitats, and corporations bulldozing ecosystems for endless growth.

@nytimes @TheAthletic GOOD.

From @TheAthletic: After three San Francisco Giants pitchers appeared in Friday’s game with Bible verses written on their Pride Night caps, Major League Baseball issued a warning that similar behavior will not be tolerated. nyti.ms/3SaVrqp

@MattWalshBlog hey matt suck my fucking balls and my ass

Tells you everything. Rather than: “let’s make sure many more Americans can become trillionaires” Instead it’s: “let’s make sure that no other Americans ever reach that level of success.” These people are parasites. Explicitly opposed to human flourishing. Amazing.

@salmon_flak3s @grahamformaine Generate value bahahaha goddam

@grahamformaine Why lol. People who generate value and are extraordinary are successful. You should admire it and ask yourself what it takes to have such an incredible accomplishment. Stop being a hater

Elon Musk just became the world’s first trillionaire. Let’s make sure he’s also the last.