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nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

@arm64_v8a @needuonVerdansk @windscribecom the correct response is "yeah bro ur right, after some reflection, my timezones argument didn't actually make sense"

@NapVeg @needuonVerdansk @windscribecom ffs, reddit pedantic much? It's april 2nd for some people, they find a post saying something like this, they don't immediately realise it's an april fools joke. What's so weird about this

For nearly a decade, Windscribe has proudly fought and advocated for online consumer privacy rights. Today, we are sad to announce that we have lost one of those fights.

@arm64_v8a @needuonVerdansk @windscribecom “people are stupid and lazy” is not a convincing argument

@NapVeg @needuonVerdansk @windscribecom because people will always look at the time and realise "this was sent yesterday" immediately

@arm64_v8a @needuonVerdansk @windscribecom windscribe literally calls out canada in their post what day is it *still* throughout every timezone in canada

@NapVeg @needuonVerdansk @windscribecom timezones you prick

Fuck. Fuck this. I really, really hope he comes out of this alright. Eugene is one of the nicest, kindest comedians out there. He makes an entire room light up. His voice alone is pure joy. Please be okay, dude.

@wtf_rema do we know where jd vance was at the time of the incident

I just lost 20% of my couch 😔

just went #3

trying to explain to the aliens that crash landed in my backyard for the third time that no, catholics are not addicted to cats

Seriously thank you to the brave astronauts of NASA for being courageous enough to go into uncharted territories for the sake of advancing humanity. Fearless innovators risking their lives. Thank you 🇺🇸

@MissyXMartinez oh great now im hungry

@NapVeg The internet has fully cooked my brain into pulled pork

i know what i saw

@needuonVerdansk @windscribecom jesus christ how does someone on this fucken day of all days need confirmation that something this obviously fucken stupid is just a joke

@windscribecom Genuinely is this an April fools? Sadly if it's not I'll be leaving you guys. It's a shame but have you considered partly relocating your business

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I'm about to place a Chewy order, does anyone know what size Greenies I should get? My nephew is turning 3

@tekbog pushing to prod on april fools? clankercloud fixes this

tied of infrastructure being a joke? clanker cloud beta available now

My dream of being a poet vanished like a thing in a whatever.

In the next version of Bun Bun goes ad-supported!

Every two sentences of this is a golden era Dril tweet

@sprusina seriously. we were robbed of that shit. praying for the day when they expand the pwhl out this way

With the PWHL in town, I’m thinking about this incredible team, which was shortchanged in celebrating this championship in Calgary. Please pack the Saddledome tomorrow.