Natalie_Hird77

@fesshole Your dog still loves you. We all fuck up. The fact is that it still hurts your heart, and that makes you a good boy.

I once came home drunk and let my dog out to pee. I drunkenly forgot and went to bed. My dog sat outside all night and didn't make a sound. The memory haunts me.

@fesshole Yeah, how very dare they change their minds. You're the immature one. You do see that, right? It's not a crime to fall out of love or change your mind. Besides, for all you know, your daughters might be intolerable needy pests.

My beautiful daughters both got dumped by their boyfriends in the space of a couple of weeks so I chucked them both out of my Fantasy Football Mini League. Petty yes, but it felt good, the immature little pricks.

@MahikRani50377 Her life

🧐🤔 Challenge 🤔🧐

@BBCWorld Steady on with the good news, one might be tempted to pay your licence fee.

Two migrants die in Channel crossing attempt bbc.in/486RZSI

@ThrillaRilla369 Buy lots more dogs. I'd also get myself a couple of pigs keep them well away.

If your Muslim neighbor says you must get rid of your dog to respect Islam, what would you do?

@HoodedClaw1974 Of course, her son has special needs. The father is probably her bloody cousin.

They will try to equate literally anything to Islamophobia wont they?🙄

@NormanBrennan Naturally, it was that lot again. The fatigue is real. Dragged up scumbags.

BREAKING NEWS; Marauding Madness & utter Chaos at Marks & Spencer in Clapham; had the 3 MET Officers not been on scene I bet the entire stock would have been stolen; LAWLESS LONDON on just about every level of crime & ASB 👇🤷‍♂️🙄

@fesshole So elder abuse is what you do because you clearly can't do as you're told when asked by a service user. Carer my arse!

Full time carer to a normally lovely older gentleman, he asked me recently to help him with his TV because his son had blocked GB News. Given he's reliant on an immigrant to survive, I decided I was doing him a favour by "trying" but failing to unblock it.

@Sadie_NC Please don't expect your customers to fund your poorly paid staff.

Would you still go in and eat here? 🤔🤔

@fesshole Aspartame. Poison.

I work at a well known fizzy drinks company in a quite high up position. Most people in my work circle won't touch the drink as it's poison and everyone knows it.

@gotrice2024 Bollocks this makes lots of sense to me. We have hundreds of pounds to my step kids only for their coke hoe mother to steal or, as she said, "borrow." I have accounts for my son that he will very much soon appreciate. She is bang on.

This woman takes all of her kids birthday and holiday money. She says that since they get many gifts anyways, they won’t miss the money to spend on frivolous things. Instead she takes their money and saves it in an account that she will give them when they are 18. As soon as people heard she was taking their money, they attacked her saying how greedy and selfish she was taking their money. After hearing what she’s doing with the money, would you say she’s doing the wrong thing?

@IsobellaUK @JamesPGoddard90 Quite!

@JamesPGoddard90 More to the question how can someone that dumb be allowed to drive 🫣

Petrol In Plastic Bags? Isn’t that a fire risk?

@JamesPGoddard90 The most idiotic/vaccinated/mind controlled clown you ever did see. Ffs what a time ro be alive. This can't be real. How can anyone be that retarded while having a driving licence?

@EricLDaugh That ugly as sin,short haired woman aka an unfuckable has zero clue of being at risk of rape in ANY oppressive land. Yet here she is, placard and all. Embarrassing. She must be one of those professional protestor surely an employed individual can not be so stupid.

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Iranian woman goes BERSERK on a smug white liberal who is supporting the Islamic regime "Convince me of WHAT? Of R*PE?! Of women not having rights?! I am Iranian, I've been imprisoned by that regime!" "Iranians are ASKING for the bombs! Iranian youth are asking to be bombed, and you are standing here SUPPORTING a terrorist regime! What are you DOING supporting a terrorist regime?!" *Lib spouts off about Palestine* "This has NOTHING to do with Palestine. This is about a terrorist regime in MY COUNTRY." "I can't even go see my father's grave!!" Mad props to this woman! White liberals are clueless, all over the world. H/t @patriot_apranik

@KTHopkins Do not adjust your sets/phones, for you have entered the twilight zone.

*COUGHS VERY FUCKING LOUDLY* ……

@fesshole Your Mrs was possibly his shittest shag. Fanny as wide as a bucket lol

We had new blinds fitted and the guy that did them seemed kind of awkward and in a hurry to get out. My wife told me later he was someone she'd shagged a few times behind his wife's back many years ago. Is it wrong I was annoyed he didn't offer us mates rates on the blinds?

@fesshole Bollocks he has been balls deep in your Mrs recently. No bloke, I know. I would give a fick otherwise.

@fesshole Why should he lose money because your Mrs. was easy lay and didn't care he was married?

@jk_rowling How absolutely magical! I don't know why this moved me. Possibly because I, too, tried my very best to read aloud to my son, as well as my own mum did for me.

If you're the mother who was reading Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone aloud to your child on the LNER train from London to Edinburgh yesterday, one of my grown up children was listening and says you did the voices brilliantly❤️🥹

@Jenny_1884 For sure, his ugly teeth and creepy smile make him look like a Disney Baddie

Does anyone else find Zack Polanski a bit creepy?