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“Hey dad I need to renew my passport, think you can take a simple photo of me in front of a white background?” My dad:

new Stranger Things has some good moments but the vast majority of it is either a) characters having redundant heart to hearts, or b) characters explaining their “theory” or their “crazy plan that just might work”

Trust me on this: Nothing will improve your quality of life more than proximity to people you love. It’s worth more than any job will ever pay you.

C. S. Lewis, remember

my hot take is that everyone needs to be friends with people significantly younger and significantly older than themselves. you miss out on a lot of the richness of rewarding human connection by only socialising with people who are approximately the same age as you

Lowkey cast Lena Dunham in the next white lotus

I worked a lot on my mental health and now I am no longer ambitious.

@LidiaTerrazas Congrats Lidia!

Last night celebrating my first National Emmy, a full circle moment 💫

So what's it like being in real estate?

Grigori Perelman, the mathematician who declined both the Fields Medal and the $1,000,000 Clay Prize.

When no one at the group dinner wants appetizers and then they say some shit like “But if you want the artichoke dip you should totally get it.” Bitch u know full well I’m not gonna get an artichoke dip platter for one. The dream is dead and u were the one who killed it.

GIRLS WHO LEAVE CLOTHING REVIEWS WITH THEIR HEIGHT WEIGHT AND SIZE ORDERED ARE GOING TO HEAVEN.

Brooks Brothers, September 11, 2001

That one of the great tragedies of life is the paradox of wisdom and age. As you become wiser about life and the world, you have less time to apply it yourself. So you try to pass it down, but some things just can't be heard in youth. It only comes through the experience of living. And then the cycle repeats: you remember that someone tried to give you some gems and you didn't listen, so you try to do the same. It's a somewhat cruel time loop of sorts, and I ponder over the design sometimes.

The secret to a happy life is really just living in close proximity with friends & family, and meeting up every Sunday to eat together and maybe do a sleepover.

The incredible transformation of a grandmother who started getting fit aged 70 📹 trainwithjoan twitter.com/visualfeastwan…

when you’re 29, you are the OLDEST a “young person” can be, and feel like you’re gonna die asap the second you turn 30, you’re now the YOUNGEST that a “real adult” aka “old person” will ever be, and life is good again PSA for late-20s friends

Devastating to realize that the way to finish work you don't want to do is to just sit down and do it and then it will be done.