TERMINAL ENSHITIFICATION

@xwanyex Oh thanks. That really helps

Yep. This is it. That’s why you were supposed to have a family.

@goblinodds Brew, Caspian Report, Veritasium, Fern

im curious about everyone's favorite non-mindkilled youtubers. like youtubers that don't randomly insert their hobbyhorse politics as a way to get jabs at outgroup in. i dont even care about the topic tbh i just want a wide variety

@LauraRiggaro A dreidel or a small vial of crude oil. Or both

A question to all my fellow Americans: What do you think should be put into the time capsule that best represents America in 2026?

@name_redacted_ Try Wellabutrin. or Ketamine, Shrooms, LSD All superior choices IMO

so whats everyone going to do to self medicate comment below i’m going to hit my boyfriend and maybe see what kratom is all about

@ChoochSkookum Havana syndrome was some sort of esoteric energy weapon.

What is your current favorite conspiracy theory that is likely to be eventually proven true? I need some new ones.

It's true. I had no idea until I took shrooms and looked into the mirror at myself sideways. If I looked at my side profile where I couldn't see my face full on then I would see my body accurately, as soon as I turn toward the mirror and can see my face full on all these flaws would pop out. Like right before my eyes, then I could turn sideways again and they would go away. Exactly like some of those visual illusions you see posted sometimes on x. Anyway you can just use AI and a scale to objectively tell you what's going on.

In bodybuilding, the body dysmorphia joke is actually real. Here’s the awful part, and it’s worth naming because it affects how you’ll experience any cycle: You will likely not see the changes you’re getting in real time. That’s the bodybuilder paradox. Daily mirror checks adapt to gradual changes. You’ll see the same person, possibly thinking “I’m not growing” or “I look smaller than yesterday” while everyone around you is being put on notice. This is universal among lifters and bodybuilders, especially during growth phases. The brain’s adaptive perception means: • You see what you saw yesterday + a tiny delta you can’t perceive • Mirror dysphoria is worst during growth phases (water shifts, glycogen variability, lighting differences create false signals) •Side-by-side photos taken weeks apart are the only reliable visual progress indicator • Tape measurements + scale weight + photos are objective; mirror is unreliable Pretty sick, huh? Haha. The best way to combat the negative voices is to compare photos every Nth week. For me, every 4 weeks is a good timeframe. You’ll still probably hate yourself, but at least you know you’re growing or cutting.

@beyond_capital Foreal... Christians worries about aliens being demons. Uhhh HELLO? The demons are already here... And controlling stuff

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There’s a deadly pandemic in the U.S.

@anonymishhh @DCupAndHandle I see. The question was already in mind before I scrolled down. Was primed to ask it anyway.

@Naterian @DCupAndHandle I was being sarcastic

The concept of paid parking at a hospital is actually bonkers to me

Great idea.

@snowberrysnep "If voting made a difference, they wouldn't let us do it."

so our votes and protests mean nothing? our voices don’t matter? that’s what I’m getting from this

@imfynerthanfyne Big time. If he starts associating your face with having an orgasm then you've won.

@anonymishhh @DCupAndHandle so this isn't only a thing in America? They charge for parking in other first world civilized countries???

@DCupAndHandle Wait really? I’ve never received healthcare in all my life in America

@Sweet_Kristy101 2, 3, 1, 5

Be honest! What type of body do men prefer most?

Because it became all about who is better at running for elections, not who is better at actual governance. Also the US hasn't really faced that many truly existential crisis throughout it's history. So we really haven't had any true leaders for awhile, we just have managers.

How did so many monsters get elected?

@luvrgrrrl777 Still hot, would be hotter @ lower BMI. No shade tho ,good for you if you're happy with how you look at that weight. Will have no problems finding someone who wuvs you.

me being 170, big and fat

@Suzierizzo1 It's the economy stupid. Foreal...everything from dating market to job market.

Who agrees with what this guy is saying is one of the main reasons why people aren’t having kids anymore,going to concerts anymore or going to movies anymore and it’s because they don’t have enough money too any longer!

@jowrotethis Absolutely. We're in the end stages of the empire. Everything is just designed to extract value, not provide it. Enshitification is real

Anyone else feel a general uptick in everything just NOT WORKING.