Nathan C. Perry

Applied for a post at a technology firm. I'm saying this in public, just in case anyone later doubts me: my application was entirely human-generated, and purposefully included exactly one (1) grammatical error to prove it!

The worst thing about knowing anything about economics is seeing how many people who know absolutely nothing want to jump into the debate. Chemists don't have to open their timeline and see "COVALENT BONDS???? 😂😂😂 Yeah sure whatever bro"

Weird, right? It's almost as if...and ride with me here...Trump is a lying liar who lies.

Dying at 71 with just a $1.5M net worth (despite a $174k+ salary, no wife, and no kids) is all the confirmation you need that this guy had no business making decisions for the rest of us.

Hello again. We’re currently in Clemson, South Carolina. I’ve decided to come back here to document the final part of our road trip. The main reason I deactivated my account two weeks ago was that things became increasingly toxic. For some people, it’s unfortunately unfathomable that a good story can exist without some kind of hidden agenda behind it. There was even a Reddit group going through my entire account trying to find anything they could use to reveal my identity. I know this was only a small percentage of people, but after a while it became exhausting. During the last two weeks, I received so many kind messages on Instagram, and they really made me realize how many people genuinely enjoyed following the trip. Some people even told me that their grandparents regularly ask them, “What are the Germans up to today?” I think that’s really cool. I decided to continue because I realized that the overwhelming majority of people loved following along. A small group of very loud people shouldn’t be able to ruin something that brought so many others joy. I also want to clear something up, as people who follow me on Instagram already know. I’ve been to the United States before. This is not my first visit, and I’ve never claimed that it was. The last time I was here was in January 2022, when I visited New York and Philadelphia. A lot of people shared my Raising Cane’s post from November 2025 to make it look like I was secretly American. That post wasn’t from the United States, it was from my trip to Saudi Arabia. This is my first time back in the U.S. in more than four years, and apart from Boston, I’d never visited any of the places we’ve been to on this trip before. That’s probably why many people assumed it was our first time in America, because for all of these places, it actually was. And let me tell you, Ohio and Alabama are very different from New York City or Los Angeles. If you have any questions, feel free to ask. Thanks for reading.