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Yeah dude the moon just so happens to spin at the exact rate so that it looks perfectly stationary to us – and then also it’s exactly 400 times smaller than the sun but the sun is 400 times further away by chance so that eclipses match up perfectly

Trump just announced a two-week ceasefire with Iran and I need everyone to understand what actually happened here because the headlines are going to be hilariously wrong by morning. For five weeks, every foreign policy expert on earth has been saying Trump's deadlines are meaningless. He threatens, he extends, nothing happens. 'Classic bluff.' Except during every single extension, Iran quietly let more ships through the Strait of Hormuz. First Chinese ships. Then Indian ships. Then French, Japanese, Omani. The strait went from "fully closed, global crisis" to "selectively open, we're just doing a toll booth thing now" ...and somehow nobody in mainstream media connected those dots. Tonight Trump posts: ceasefire, two weeks, BUT Iran has to fully open the strait. Not partially. Not the toll booth version. Fully. And Iran already sent a ten-point proposal and almost all the points are agreed to. The country with no navy, no Supreme Leader, no missile production, and no nuclear program just sent a ten-point proposal to negotiate. That's writing your terms of surrender in a nice font. Pakistan literally flew to Washington and asked Trump to please stop because they think they can close the deal. A nuclear-armed neighbor of Iran is begging the United States for two more weeks. But tomorrow morning you will read "TACO Trump Blinks on Iran Deadline" in seventeen different publications, all written by people who have been wrong about every deadline so far and see no reason to start being right now. The deadlines worked. They were always working. Go to sleep. The world is not ending tonight.

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@VinceDaoTV Starmer wouldn’t have the backbone to fight so we’d surrender. There’d be protests. These protests are inevitably ignored and for good measure they’ll lock up 15-20 protesters at random for 5 years and that’ll shut the whole debate down quite quickly.

I genuinely wonder what Starmer would do if Argentina invaded the Falklands today. Probably nothing. On the bright side, the humiliation would certainly force regime change in the UK. Maybe a wake-up call is needed.

I’ve heard Mps say more about the wireless line up than council tax and the cost of living. Priorities I guess

Kanye West pretending to be an Asylum Seeker so he can still headline Wireless

So this guy is allowed in the country but not Kanye? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wow! Turns out we can control our fucking borders!

EARTHSET. April 6, 2026. Humanity, from the other side. First photo from the far side of the Moon. Captured from Orion as Earth dips beyond the lunar horizon. Photo: NASA

The FA Cup should only be on BBC or ITV…. End of.

Romans suffer massive cortisol spike after Jesus brutally resurrectionmoggs them

I don't know what young people are moaning about, housing in England is totally affordable if you're willing to move to a cramped terrace in a remote coastal town with no railway station where all the pubs close at 9pm and you have no social circle or employment prospects.

Football fans have been treated like this since forever. Kettled, filmed, frogmarched down the road and slung into police vans. Mostly when we've been doing sod all wrong. Why are gangs of feral youths steaming shops treated with kid gloves? 🤷‍♀️

No, bro, you don't understand. If the US loses one single plane, they are LOSING. If Iran is bombed 24/7 with no airspace control and their entire leadership is dead and their remaining singular spokesperson is issuing empty threats from a bunker they are WINNING.

Ahead of the locals can someone please make IsMyReformCandidateATory .com Preferably with a history section showing how long ago they were a Tory candidate/councillor and the circumstances under which they left or were kicked out.

Young people would also like to be parents and grandparents themselves someday. Being crushed between inflated house prices and a record tax burden for pensions and health & social care is preventing many from having families of their own. The system is unsustainable. It creates an inverse demographic pyramid, by bribing the elderly at elections. You don’t hate your nan if you acknowledge that.

Left unchecked, the Triple Lock will consume the entire known universe, it is an unsustainable transfer of wealth from people in work to the retired. It has to stop. thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…

Casting your ballot in a UK general election

love the uk system. £9,250 a year for uni. £50k debt before you even start. then once you earn enough to actually pay it back they hit you with 40% tax 2% ni 9% student loan. 51% marginal rate. but sure the problem is you bought a coffee this morning lol

“On the last night of his life, Prince Philip gave nurses the slip and shuffled along a corridor at the castle on his Zimmer frame before pouring himself a beer and drinking it in the Oak Room, a sitting room” Lad.