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@hxxntrr As a power host this is not even close to accurate 😆

I got a DM from a 24-year-old in Phoenix who makes $14,200/month from 5 used Toyotas he's never driven Thought it was cap. Asked for proof. He sent me his Turo dashboard. 5 cars. All Camrys and RAV4s. All booked 24-28 days per month. Revenue: $14,200. Expenses: $5,600. Net profit: $8,600/month Total investment of his own money: $0. Every car was bought with 0% business credit cards Here's the play Step 1: Stack $80K-$120K in 0% business cards. Chase, Amex, US Bank. Bureau sequencing so each bank sees a clean file. One morning Step 2: Buy 5 used Toyotas. 2019-2021 Camrys or RAV4s. $12,000-$15,000 each. Toyotas specifically because they depreciate the slowest, have the cheapest insurance, and renters rate reliability over flash. Total: $60K-$75K You can't swipe a card at most dealerships for $15K. So you use Plastiq or a similar processor that sends a check from a credit card. 2.85% fee. On $68K total that's $1,938. Only real out of pocket cost Step 3: List all 5 on Turo. Price at $95-$140/day. Park them near the airport. Tourist cities with bad public transit are gold. Miami, Phoenix, Austin, Denver, LA Per car: Revenue: $120/day x 24 days = $2,880/month Turo's cut (25%): -$720 Insurance: -$180 Cleaning + maintenance: -$150 Net per car: $1,830/month x 5 cars = $9,150/month. In aggressive markets like Miami or LA closer to $14K The cars pay for themselves in 5-6 months. The 0% window is 12-18 months. That's 6-12 months of pure profit before a single penny of interest exists Exit play at month 12: sell all 5 cars. A 2020 Camry with 30K extra miles depreciates about 8-12% per year. Bought for $68K. Sell for $58K-$62K. $6K-$10K in depreciation total. Your rental income over 12 months was $85K-$170K depending on market Total real cost: $68K in cars (recovered ~$60K on resale) + $1,938 processing + ~$9,000 maintenance = ~$19K in actual expenses Total revenue: $100K-$170K rental income + $60K resale = $160K-$230K Net profit on $0 of your own money: $81K-$151K Is it passive? No. You need a cleaner and a key handoff system and you'll deal with occasional damage claims. But the mfs doing this at scale hire a local person for $2K/month to run all of it and still clear $6K-$12K/month net The guys who figured this out 2 years ago now run 15-25 car fleets. Real businesses built entirely on 0% bank money the bank thought was going to be used on office supplies The whole play breaks down to one thing. Capital. You can find the cars. You can list them on Turo. The app does the booking for you. The only thing between you and a $8K/month car rental business is $68K you don't have sitting in your savings account That's what business credit cards solve. $68K in 0% funding approved in a single morning. We handle the bureau mapping, the bank sequencing, the application timing. If your score needs work first we fix that in 30-90 days. You walk in with nothing and walk out with the capital to buy your first fleet (link in bio)

@Michael_Fabiano Mine is week 18..

This won’t be universally accepted, but a league vote on moving fantasy football championships back to Week 16 is worth an offseason discussion.

@GiantHotTakes At that game

Seems like a good time to revisit Brandon Belt’s legendary home run in the 18th inning in the 2014 NLDS. Where were you when this happened?!

@FoxNews Nice

President Trump announces trade agreement with China: "We have the deal."

@CdotGoins @BR_OpenIce agel was payback for Barkov…

@BR_OpenIce These announcers have selective memory because the same thing happened to Hagel the other day

@beichinger_ @BR_OpenIce Hagel was payback for Barkov…

@BR_OpenIce Fair game they did that to Hagel that’s what happens

@FlaPanthers ❤️

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@Drowninghipster @LEONEMC @davidaldridgedc Corbin contract paid too. Ppl act like they never spent. Ownership spends when the product is good. Hasn’t been for 5 years now.

@LEONEMC @davidaldridgedc It’s not a tight ownership when they have Strasburg that contract. A contract which they still paid off completely!!!!! Weird how fans just don’t mention Rizzo being more loyal to Strasburg than the entire team.

Mike Rizzo was a hell of a GM. And Davey Martinez led this team to a World Series win. But the Nats, desperately, needed a reset. The fan base was told this would be a brief "retool" when the teardown began with the Scherzer/Turner trade in 2021. It's almost four years later.

@Capsandredskins @jburroughsa @DC__Rising Pretty hard to retain talent when they haven’t had any for 10+ years of drafts. Had no problem spending when a successful team was on the field through the draft. Giving Strasburg 250 mil after WS isn’t spending? Unfortunately 60 mil was being between Corbin & Stras…

@jburroughsa @DC__Rising “The draft is how you sustain a team” you also spend money to keep your draft picks to stay competitive. Show me where they’ve done that

@Q_Skinz @Frostzyyy @NavyYardNats Made no sense to spend the past 5 years during a rebuild that was pretty abysmal till the Soto trade. Corbin/Strasburg taking 60+ mil a year with a horrible 40 man due to 10+ failed drafts. They had no problem spending when we had a solid core of Harper, Stras, Rendon, Zim, etc..

@NatitudeYT @Frostzyyy @NavyYardNats GM also creates through trades when you have cheap ass owners that don’t spend the money it’s hard to make a team solely on the draft

Mark Lerner has taken over 𝘿𝙖𝙣 𝙎𝙣𝙮𝙙𝙚𝙧’𝙨 𝙫𝙖𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙩 as the 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁 DC pro sports team owner. Firing one of the top General Managers in baseball is dumb. Doing it a week before the draft is inexcusable.

@Frostzyyy @Q_Skinz @NavyYardNats My point generational #1 picks and Rendon falling was a gift. Took 3-4 managers to finally pull off a magical 19 run. Honestly wish we fired him last year and took Bendix from the Rays instead went to Marlins.

@NatitudeYT @Q_Skinz @NavyYardNats Harper and stras don’t count. Everyone and their mother are taking them first overall. They were generational talents. Ownership paid for max. Rizzo really has never done shit

@wagner_seymour @Himothy_Farrell @producerCollin @grantpaulsen Boyd argument is meaningless when you remember Rizzo’s one extension of this “rebuild” has been Keibert Ruiz for 50 mil..

@Himothy_Farrell @producerCollin @grantpaulsen Using what the Cubs spent in free agency against Rizzo isn’t fair, because the Cubs acquired most of their new talent (Tucker, Pressly, Brasier) via trades. The Cubs also spent $29m on Matthew Boyd, which is a bigger deal than anything the Nats gave out this offseason.

Mike Rizzo was fired on the day that two members of the Juan Soto return were named All-Stars for the first time. Three of the prospects who came over in exchange for Soto have now become All-Stars. One of the great trade returns ever but it wasn't enough to overcome other shortcomings, clearly.

@Q_Skinz @Frostzyyy @NavyYardNats Sure did but time is up. Hit on Harper/Stras generational #1 picks and Rendon. Since that absolutely nothing. Shows how 10+ years of horrific drafts led to this.

@Frostzyyy @NavyYardNats He literally built us championship team then leave to the cheap as Lerners to ruin it

@themadlineman @KnowYourWhy1 @espn @JeffPassan Why would you want Rizzo, who would’ve been gone next season with the option, to handle the number 1 pick? July 1 was the option for 26.

Breaking: The Washington Nationals have fired general manager Mike Rizzo and manager Dave Martinez, sources tell @JeffPassan. Get breaking news alerts from Jeff Passan through the ESPN app: espn.smart.link/gq0gg34d4

@RonBunkers @espn @ESPNBET @JeffPassan Take him

@espn @ESPNBET @JeffPassan Braves next please

@Ken_Rosenthal I think we’ve literally had 1 dude since 2011 with over 2 war from the draft… maybe another I’m missing but absolutely atrocious. Still will always appreciate what Rizzo did for this franchise.

Firing Mike Rizzo and Dave Martinez makes some sense for the Nationals, but the timing doesn’t. Column: nytimes.com/athletic/64772…

@klwoodjr Matt Grace or Sammy Solis

Random Nationals player of the day Day 2 Taylor Jordan

@Brian_Dell @miketgould Florida literally led for like 70% of the series and scored 1st in every game… get lost

@miketgould Even the chances don’t tell you the whole story. An odds maker will prefer chances created by Hart level playmaking over chances created by opponent brain freezes because it’s easier for an opposing coach or system to prevent a repeat of the latter sort of chances than the former

Why aren't the Panthers the favourites over the team they've beaten twice?

@tkfisher82 @ryanwhitney6 False

@ryanwhitney6 Still can’t believe Ekblad gets suspended for PED, panthers use his cap to get better, then he plays in the playoffs. League gave them a boost, not a penalty for a guy who was cheating. Insane. Ekblad shoulda been done for the year, including playoffs and no cap reliefs.

I’m quietly singing pink pony club eating apple pie with vanilla ice cream trying not to cry. Florida is so good. FML

@kami4374 @NHL_On_TNT False, suspended 2 games after trade deadline. Had nothing to do with covering 3 million of Marchand and also Jones

@NHL_On_TNT Helps to have all that LTIR from Tkachuk and Ekblad banned substance suspension.

Brad Marchand would be the FIRST player to ever win the Conn Smythe after being acquired in-season. Florida really struck gold at the deadline 💰