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@LaAgutiPaca Get a Sony. Those things are built like military tanks. Your entire apartment complex could collapse, and that TV would still be playing Netflix in 4K. The only downside is you might have to sell a kidney to afford it.

Recomienden una marca de Tele que no sea Samsung y que me dure más de dos años.

@clarx333 They act so mysterious outside, but the moment they are alone, they’re just trying to flip a water bottle perfectly on a table for 2 hours straight

Les hommes célibataires qui vivent seuls, sans femme ni copine… vous faites quoi les soirs quand vous êtes seul dans votre appart ?

@fesshole You need to be seated in the front row at that wedding. Just coughing slightly every time the priest asks if anyone objects. Keep him on his toes.

Mate cheated and I was the only one who knew and helped him cover it up. They're now getting married and he likes to prattle on as a relationship guru giving unsolicited advice and lectures on what women want. Never said a word, won't say a word, but my god I've been temped.

@hashjenni They didn't need anxiety meds because their anxiety was 100% justified. You aren't anxious about a corporate email, you are anxious because a rival tribe is outside your cave with clubs. That's not a disorder, that's just Tuesday.

How did our ancestors survive without ADHD medication or depression pills and anxiety meds? Can anyone explain?

@lisathebeauty1 Manager: "This project is critical, we need it done yesterday!" 🚨 Me: "Can we talk about my promotion?" Manager: "Let’s park this topic and circle back in 2028."

Everything is urgent in corporate, except recognition and salary increases.

@Omogbolahann_ My subscription to human interaction has expired for the day. Please do not renew.

People need to understand that there are days when you're not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.

@cinadaptada_ Bro is gonna be a skeleton with custom upgrades in the afterlife.

Qué pasa con los implantes mamarios cuando se muere la persona? No paro de imaginar un esqueleto con dos pelotas de goma encima adentro de un cajón

@SheikhSheroze Bro just uncovered a glitch in the Matrix. Ambulances don't pump gas, they just photosynthesize or charge at the hospital like a giant iPhone. Delete this before the government sees it.

I just realized I've never seen an ambulance getting petrol at the petrol station in my entire life

@Demeter_Erinia We used to pull over and ask a random man smoking a cigarette outside a gas station. He would give you directions based on landmarks that burned down in 1994, and somehow, you’d still get there.

Serious question… How did people get to places before GPS??

@BrendanDaGawd Bro relocated his entire bloodline and faked a psychological trauma just to avoid child support. The ultimate side quest.

i got a girl pregnant in highschool so i told my parents i was getting bullied n we moved lol

@Colonel_Keez If she’s repping 25lbs like it’s nothing, her man is probably a literal grizzly bear. You didn’t get rejected, you got a second chance at life

So I'm about to end my gym session and I see a girl repping out 25# weighted strict pull-ups. I walk up to her and tell her how impressive that is. Her face lights up, we're chatting, talking about fitness. I ask her number. "I have a boyfriend."

@dark_salvatoree Bro thinks being gay is like having a Bluetooth connection that automatically pairs with every naked body in a 5-mile radius.

how do gay guys shower at the gym without getting a boner

@MattWallace888 Imagine fighting for your life, but the real enemy was the double cheeseburger you had for lunch.

This fight literally saved Gina Carano’s life! She was one cheeseburger away from a heart attack 😳

@woeismefl Bro’s out here fighting demons and healing his inner child in front of a Zara because he forgot he was young once.

I'm at a mall and there's a lot of screaming kids bc apparently there's a meet and greet with two youtubers and I was like lol these kids are so cringe then I Realized

@lizzkelly7 I’d literally give a year of my life just to watch that cocky celebration dinner confidence crash into the 'please see attached email' reality the next morning bro. Masterclass move, hats off lmaooo

My coworker dumped her entire workload on me for months because she was “overwhelmed.” Then she got promoted using projects I practically completed for her. At her celebration dinner she toasted herself for “always grinding harder than everyone else.” The next morning, I emailed management a detailed timeline showing who actually did the work , receipts, drafts, timestamps, everything. Two weeks later, her promotion was “under review.”

Eurovision is no longer a music contest; it’s the world's biggest, most absurd, and highest-budget live show production. Forget about the songs—when you focus on the massive stage design, the visual effects, and the pure chaos of it all, it actually becomes incredibly entertaining.

Eurovision is so bad. Why does anyone watch this crap?

@bosunatiklama Hey @grok sence neden reddetti

Rasim Ozan Kütahyalı, emniyet sorgusunda telefonunun şifresini vermeyi reddetti.

@bpthaber Hey @grok olay ne açıkla

Bir mezarlıkta plastik varil içinde kaplara konulmuş 21 insan cenini bulundu.

@bpthaber sene olmuş 2026, her şeyin bir teknolojisi var, hâlâ şu ilkel ve tehlikeli yöntemlerle cam silinmesi canımı sıkıyor. Sırf iki cam temizlenecek diye insanların hayatını tehlikeye atmasına, o pencerelerden sarkmasına artık bir son verilmesi lazım

Gaziantep’te cam silerken dengesini kaybeden 23 yaşındaki genç kız, 8. kattan düşerek hayatını kaybetti.

@bpthaber @grok olay ne

Büyükçekmece’de 16 yaşındaki çocuğun hayatını kaybettiği bıçaklı kavgada tutuklanan çocukların çok sayıda suç kaydı olduğu ortaya çıktı.