David_Nduru 🇰🇪🇯🇵

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@Nyokaffiii At this point ndo penye huwa tunasema "Aki watoto ni wa Mungu" tondu ma...😂

You get kids and you understand that the squeaky shoes are not to entertain them, they are a tracking device for the parents 🤣🤣

@fuegoshawrry777 Kaí uroragia ni rí?😂

Beth "I hope the medical insurance was not CIZ because my grandpa is a co-founder at Jubilee and he told us that CIZ are frauds and they scammed my shosho when she went to give birth in India back in 1968"

@Rixviv Hahaha 🤣 wewe ume-outdo Nyokafiii sasa. Kumbe mko wengi mmejifichaa huko nje. Theketeee

My bro would come to our class, straight to my desk, ata haongeleshi teacher "Vivianne, Hee fejo" nampea anaenda Class inabaki ikianguka na micheko

@MaryK2022 @JoshKlaus_ I think this one is misguided.

This is the video i did on tiktok and they took down my account

This lady, Bare Sahara, stays in Kilimani, one of the most secure neighborhoods in Nairobi. Yet, she creates videos inciting people in the village to turn against each other…. Eeeei

@musakuru45 @toxyk254 ati ulisema nini kuhusu kusupport wanawake?

Mimi nayo naona ni kama alikuwa ameenda kesha huko Kileleshwa, women must be respected.

Hey , @NVoitenkov , I am Kenyan 🇰🇪 founder building @spairally : a real-time AI public safety system that turns smartphones into threat detection tools. 8+ years in software engineering, background in telecoms + AI research, focused on lightweight models that work in resource-constraint devices . We have a live product , with paying users from 8 countries ( including US ) in less than 90 days , proving that public safety is an actual pain point that can gain global traction. I would love to chat .

Men, Pray for your fellow men. I do this every morning. Men are silently in pain. A man might look jovial but, he is in pain, tears, betrayal, struggles, and wasted years. If we hold a man's hand, and light up his dream, we are lighting up the future. #MasculinitySaturday

@toxyk254 @KaranjaJojo That'd be so misogynistic of the father ata.

@NduruDavid @KaranjaJojo Hatutaki baby girl akose kulive her best life juu ya watoto wanaeza achwa na baba yao

If women decided to be deadbeats as well I think wanaume watatii.

@toxyk254 @KaranjaJojo I second

@KaranjaJojo Ukizaa tu ivi achia baba yake iyo kazi ya kulea. Go and live your life queen.

@toxyk254 Hahah we shall be here no matter what and we will accept their rants haha

@NduruDavid ii kitu hawajui haina mwalimu bana. My guys putting their trust on those women is diabolical 😂😂

Men laughing at Njugush juu ya kugongewa really amaze me. Yaani umekaa tu ivi and think you are immune to such?? That you can only read it from the papers? Give grace to the man in his time of desperation, your time is fast approaching

@wanjirulizzie @NimuKiarie Ma'am with utmost respect, how can you validate a vice?

@NimuKiarie But the thing is we don't know why she did it. Maybe it's valid

Njugush isn’t the kind of man you cheat on… Celestine has really fumbled that one.

When I say a woman will leave even when you are a provider and are a present father. It is not rocket science. Have you not seen it happen? As long as her feelings and emotions change, it does not matter what you do. You will be left asking yourself questions that you might never fully get answers to. There are foundations that when shaken, you start walking on very shaky grounds as a man in a relationship. Things like making ‘content’ with your wife. You blur boundaries and she will start seeing you as an equal. Yes, you are not and never will be. Before you know it, your private issues will be reflected in that ‘content’. With or without a script. Some of these things are low-key common sense but we have suspended that these days. Why do you think spouses working in the same company especially where they both occupy a similar position or where the wife is the boss are always generally walking on eggshells? The line between a spouse and a colleague can easily be erased. And I would assure you that with time, such relationships end up being used as examples of what not to do. In public, pretense will be there but behind closed doors, it is a battle. As a colleague you are considered “equals”. As spouses, the man is the head. So how much time do you spend at work and how much time do you spend at home as a family? And how quickly do you think the woman’s brain will shift from a colleague mindset to a wife when you get home? And remember, for the whole period you work together. Before you come here to say “But my husband/wife and I work together”, understand that exceptions don't make the rules and it has just not hit you yet. A woman will test your frame every day and you have to show up to defend that frame.

@BravinYuri Last sentence is where it is at sir!

When a MAN falls, don't celebrate. Don't mock their struggles. Sit. Pause. Learn. Men learn through other men's experiences. Wins and losses are vital lessons. Listen. Learn. Live.

People who women cheat with just proves their biggest need is not money or security.... Those are just their fears... And once you solve that for them. They can now go for who they really love... Ndo maana siezi oa mwanamke maskini ... Her poverty doesn't allow her to be sincere with her feelings

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@karigoh ,cancer ni mob,pain ni constant kwa most,Kuna metastasis happening, psychological/emotional mess..Soo Kuna palliative care.. tailored for different pts..mambo na other organs,pain,maombi... you ought to have a medic friend to have a clearer perspective.