Neil Kaplan - Voice Actor

There is no greater gift in life than having a champion who will fight for you. If you have one, treasure them as much as they treasure you.

Dear Pam Bondi, The Dow is under 46K. Can we now investigate credible accusations of pedophilia?

GOP: the mail is secure enough to receive your photo ID, social security card, your debit and credit cards, your stimulus checks, and your tax returns Also GOP: the mail is not safe enough for voting

The maximum an individual can legally donate to a candidate in an election is $3300. Elon donated $277M to Trump in 2024 because of loopholes rich people use to buy elections. If you care about election integrity — overturn Citizens United so our elections aren’t auctions.

The GOP has run Texas since 1995. Their ads promise to “fix what’s broken,” but they’ve been in charge for 30 YEARS. They didn’t inherit the problem. They ARE the problem. It’s time for change, y’all. 🤠

This is wild. 143 million people thought they were catching Pokémon. They were actually building one of the largest real-world visual datasets in AI history. Niantic just disclosed that photos and AR scans collected through Pokémon Go have produced a dataset of over 30 billion real-world images. The company is now using that data to power visual navigation AI for delivery robots. Players didn't just walk around with their phones. They scanned landmarks, storefronts, parks, and sidewalks from every angle, at every time of day, in lighting and weather conditions that staged photography would never capture. They documented the physical world at a scale no mapping company with a fleet of vehicles could have replicated on the same timeline or budget. Niantic collected this systematically, data point by data point, across eight years, while users thought the only thing at stake was catching a rare Charizard. The most valuable AI training datasets in the world aren't being assembled in data centers. They're being built by people who have no idea they're building them.

I worked at Epic Games for two years. This is real, and the strategy behind it is smarter than most people realize. Tim Sweeney has spent nearly two decades buying North Carolina forest land. 50,000+ acres across 15 counties. He’s now one of the largest private landowners in the state. The purchases started in 2008, right after the real estate collapse wiped out developers who had been planning golf resorts and luxury communities on biodiverse wilderness. Sweeney paid $15 million for Box Creek Wilderness, a 7,000-acre stretch in the Blue Ridge foothills containing 130+ rare and threatened species. Developers had owned 5,000 of those acres before the crash. He bought them for conservation prices when nobody else was bidding. He runs the acquisitions through an LLC called “130 of Chatham.” He buys the land, holds it for years, then either donates it to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, sells it at a discount to state parks, or hands it to land trusts. In 2021, he donated 7,500 acres in the Roan Highlands to the Southern Appalachian Highlands Conservancy. Largest private land donation in North Carolina history. The part people miss: he told the News & Observer that since 2021, land got too expensive to keep buying. So he shifted focus to converting his existing 50,000 acres into permanent conservation status. He’s locking the land into legal structures that make development impossible regardless of who owns it in the future. A billionaire worth roughly $6 billion is spending tens of millions acquiring wilderness specifically during economic downturns, then giving it away or placing it under permanent legal protection. The land will outlast him, Epic Games, and Fortnite. That’s the part that separates Sweeney from billionaires who write checks to get their name on a building. The building depreciates. The forest compounds.

He was a fucking podcaster

@Bricktop_NAFO @TheRickWilson Kompromat is a powerful thing, eh Ms. Lindsey?

What the fuck is happening with Lindsey Graham? “I feel good about the Republican Party. We’re killing all the right people and cutting your taxes. Trump is my favorite president. We’ve run out of bombs. We didn’t even run out of bombs in WWII.”

📸 Photo Ops available now with: Zach Aguilar, Abby Trott, Alan Tudyk, Shannon Chan Kent, Steve Downes, Jen Taylor, Nick Apostolides, Erika Henningsen, Cherami Leigh, Giancarlo Esposito, Manny Jacinto, Mark Sheppard, Neil Kaplan, and Ashley Greene. 🔗 bit.ly/FanXphotoop

Good news, Vance: the number of fraudulent votes is so incredibly rare that it isn't an issue at all. I'm sorry your boss is such a sore loser that he is still upset about the 2020 election, even after causing a failed insurrection, but we have actual issues to deal with, such as: -Trump started a war with no plan on how to wage it, and now the world's oil supply is disrupted, and gas prices have skyrocketed. -Trump's tariffs have ruined the job market. America has lost jobs over the past 10 months instead of creating millions like when Biden was in the White House. -The national debt is climbing faster than before Trump was in office. -Unemployment increased, farms are going bankrupt, manufacturing is in decline, and hospitals are closing. How about instead of inventing problems, you deal with the ones we already have?

War is not a f*cking video game. War is not a f*cking video game. War is not a f*cking video game. Seven Americans are dead.

On an unrelated note: “Zarkon was right…” #SetACourseForVoltron arrives 3/31/26. I look forward to signing a whole bunch of these. store.voltron.com/products/voltr…

Republicans just blocked a Senate bill that would’ve funded TSA, FEMA, the Coast Guard and other agencies just because they want to give ICE a slush fund. Meanwhile, this is what airports across America look like.

@TSA It’s great to have so many governmental departments tweeting & pointing fingers like whiny grade schoolers, as opposed to finding ways to get their jobs done. It’s almost like we elected the whiniest, thinnest skinned, spoiled brat possible and he has hired only talentless hacks

Democrats are playing political games with the livelihood of TSA frontline workers, the travel plans of the American public, and our national security. Enough is enough.

@Variety On a positive note… we’re all safer because of what a Fanboy Kash is. …right?

UFC fighters will train FBI agents at a "historic seminar" so they can "be even better prepared to protect the American people," says FBI director Kash Patel . “Dana White has changed the game in the mixed martial arts industry and we’re extremely honored to be partnered with him, the professionals and the UFC. We are grateful for their shared love of our nation, so that we can better defend her,” Patel adds. UFC CEO Dana White says: “I have tremendous respect for the FBI and the work they do every day to protect this country. Our UFC fighters are some of the baddest men and women on the planet and they are heading to Quantico to train the best FBI agents in mixed martial arts. It’s an incredible opportunity for our athletes to experience, and we’re proud to support the FBI in strengthening their defense techniques.” Athletes attending include current interim UFC lightweight champion Justin Gaethe, the first UFC BMF champion Jorge Masvidal, former UFC middleweight champion Chris Weidman, former UFC strawweight title challenger Claudia Gadelha, former UFC lightweight title challenger Michael Chandler, top UFC flyweight contender Manel Kape and mixed martial arts legend Renzo Gracie. variety.com/2026/politics/…

@Variety I wonder how much money Donald’s pal Dana will be making through this “historic seminar.” #TheGriftContinues

@RealPNavarro @Matthew52802818 @POTUS

@WhiteHouse If you haven't seen this documentary yet, check it out.

“As far as I can tell, not a single Republican lawmaker has informed the public that the Save America Act would compel all 50 states to send their voter registration rolls to the DHS or that the DHS would then run the rolls through its ‘SAVE’ voter purge system.” 2/26/26 …1/

Happy Birthday to one of my voice acting inspirations, @NeKap!!! 🎂