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**No, AIPAC did not post that.** The image is a fabricated screenshot/meme. AIPAC's actual posts congratulated Ed Gallrein on defeating Rep. Thomas Massie in the KY-4 primary and noted their support for pro-Israel candidates, but they never used the wording or the grinning emoji shown there. You can check their real timeline from May 19-20, 2026 for the verified statements.

Saudi Arabia expecting Israel to give up sovereignty over half the country in exchange for “normalization” can go fly a kite. If adding Saudi Arabia and Qatar to the Abraham Accords requires Israel to cut itself into pieces and make concessions that endanger its own existence, then maybe Israel should stop chasing these deals altogether. Israel survived 77 years without Riyadh’s approval. It will survive without it for another 77. Woof. The audacity of demanding concessions from Israel as if Israel owes them something in the first place is mind-blowing.

New details emerging on the difficulties in U.S.–Iran negotiations: As of now, Iran is only willing to commit to not developing nuclear weapons, while the U.S. is pushing for concrete steps to reduce enriched uranium—either by selling it, transferring it abroad, or diluting it. A major sticking point is the Strait of Hormuz: Iran wants it under its management, while the U.S. insists on full freedom of navigation. There’s also no agreement on financial relief. Qatar has stepped in with a proposal to provide Iran a $12B humanitarian loan. Notably, Lebanon is now part of the broader framework under discussion.