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Est-ce que je suis matrixée? Oui

Nous, femmes, sommes actuellement toutes unies internationalement par le terrible dilemme de devoir acheter une Switch 2 juste pour jouer à Pokopia... 1 RT = 1 Switch à une femme triste dans le monde

@sayuomi I read "starch nemesis" 🤭

it disintegrated AGAIN. AGAIN AND AGAIN. im so tired i actually cannotndo this what am i doing wrong why is pasta of all things my arch nemesis

@FortunateFolk Oh my ? Open internationally?? 🫪✨

Umm… switch 2 and pokopia giveaway cuz why not, might double the reward if lots of people join Only requirement is comment

@maelitooo_ @6bou333 Si tu sors le mot si facilement, pourquoi t'oses pas l'écrire en entier? 🥸

@6bou333 des n*zi si on me demande

les tatoueurs qui font payer les retouches j’vous voit tellement en bizarre

@x_hopes26198 @layera__ Et hortensias non plus, clairement un bouquet d'été 😭

@layera__ Le premier c'est pivoine et rose donc pas de saison pour la st val non plus 😭

offrir des roses alors que c'est la saison des tulipes et des camélias 🫠🫠🫠🫠

@LesProLaitiers En plus dans la video de base c'etait pas des spéculos mais juste des biscuits simples, bien moins caloriques que les lotus lol

Social media is promoting content that depicts all men & women as unfaithful. The more you absorb this content, the more you start to notice it in reality, which biases you toward the notion that true love is impossible. This creates a self-fulfilling prophecy. THREAD 🧵🧵🧵

La tarte tatin de salopard, Morgane's hand for scale

@Velinxi I would totally hang this painting with a pretty frame in my home 🥹

Sorry I know everyone and their mom has already seen this but you're gonna see it again

L’exemple est parfait sur la toxicité de ce système : Comment cet extrait vous manipule pour vous faire réagir ? Au départ on pourrait croire qu’il s’agit d’un extrait anodin issu de la dernière émission Popcorn mais c’est plus vicieux que ça 👇

Rejoignez-nous ce samedi pour l'Assemblée Générale de Geneva E-sport. 📝 Au programme : discussions, networking et repas. 💬🍫 Rendez-vous à 11h au GMT Hub pour le début de l'assemblée, qui sera suivie d'une après-midi conviviale.

how a guy compliments his literal girlfriend: “you look hot” how her female friends compliment her: “be still my beating heart!! 😍 oh my god you’re so breathtaking!!! i love you so much and you’re sooooo ethereal ugh it’s like all the beauty in the universe is in your visage!!”

On se retrouve mardi prochain pour la dernière afterwork de l'année ! 🎄✨ Venez profiter de ce moment tous ensemble avant les fêtes. Rendez-vous au GMT Hub dès 19h. 🎅🏼🤶🏼 📅 Mardi 9 décembre 📍 Rue du Marché 7 🎮 Accès libre aux PCs et console

every beta introduces his girlfriend to league the same way "play yuumi babe! you can just attach to me!" "try lulu! super easy!" "soraka is perfect for beginners!" you're not teaching her league you're creating another EGIRL meanwhile when i introduce any girl to this game: first thing shes doing? locking in leona "you're going in. flash Q their adc level 2. i don't care if you die. you're learning VIOLENCE" next game? nautilus "miss your hook? walk up and auto them anyway. establish DOMINANCE. make them FEAR your presence" she says she doesn't want to support? perfect. rek'sai jungle it is "you're a fucking shark. DIVE in there full speed. delete them from the game before they even see what hit them." here's what you don't understand: making her play enchanter supports GUARANTEES she stays hardstuck silver forever she never learns: aggression engage timing wave management jungle tracking mechanical execution but that's what you WANT isn't it? keep her weak so you feel strong keep her dependent so she needs you my last girl? Russian 10/10 baddie mained Reksai and Hecarim. DESTROYED EVERYTHING in her path. didn't matter if she was tilted, bleeding, or half asleep now she's diamond engaging on their mental before anyone can rotate she doesn't duo with me anymore she doesn't need me that's the fucking point your girlfriend plays enchanter supports because you're scared she'll get better than you i make them play engage because i'm not threatened by competence you want a pocket support i create KILLERS last I heard she's working for the KGB as an assassin study the saskio way

@isladeluca I legit complain everyday about how we're in 2025 but it feels like it's impossible to find a product that gets rid of yellow stains 😭 Thank you !

as someone who almost exclusively wears white clothing and also restores antiue textiles for a living this is basially the only product u will ever need to remove pit stains/yellowing from a garment and it’s $14 for a bag of it

Ils seront 4 à nous faire vibrer tout au long du weekend, voici vos Casters Officiels de ces 𝗙𝗘𝗥 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗦 ! @DIVE_Dapik @ibiscuus_ Yaba @Justiielol #FERFINALS

@drenretard @Henri2Turenne C'est si bien dit 😂

@Henri2Turenne Pas sûr que cette vidéo, qui montre un gars dans une cuisine glauque qui se met en scène en agitant un mixeur et en léchant une crème brûlée, dans le but manifeste d'exciter sexuellement son public, serve particulièrement votre propos.

Tweet pas du tout risqué: Les hommes font mieux la cuisine que les femmes. C'est juste que les hommes étaient occupés à gérer la cité et faire de la politique, faire la guerre ou les champs.

@mei__satsuki @RiotPupulasers I was looking for this comment! It feels to me like every tank is unkillable 😭

i dont see anybody else mentioning this so im feeling a bit silly, but i would love to see tanks nerfed a bit... from my experience, having 2 tanks on your aram team COMBINED with broken auguments is a guaranteed win unless they afk 🥹 the towers do so little damage to them as well, combined with snowball they just go into you if they feel like it and don't get punished for it 🙏

Hey all! ARAM Mayhem has been live for about a week. How are we feeling? What is great? What could be better? Is the big snowball big enough?

@Chan_GT02 Wassup