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@TheBabylonBee As a new dad, that's nothing to the number of diapers they pee and poop on right after changing or while changing them!

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@RiseOfAlberta If you get enough people on your side, just tell Canada that you're part of the US and you're not going to listen to them anymore.

94% of Alberta's Court of Appeal judges were appointed by Ottawa Liberals. 83% of Alberta's Court of King's Bench judges were appointed by Ottawa Liberals. Alberta votes Conservative. Alberta is judged Liberal. Independence fixes this.

@ChubbyFunsterGC "WotC rejects union"? What does that mean? Reject the idea that the employees can unionize to make it so they can never be fired?

WotC D&D is following the same path as CRPGs. In the CRPG market, we saw amazing single player games pushed aside to bring forth a cascade of forgettable MMOs, updated frequently to adjust for the new meta. Eventually the servers are turned off and you are left with nothing. WotC D&D is now following the same path. The first "drop" they offer is a bandit encounter, the most cliche of cliches. What follows will certainly be endless tripe produced by either low-skill writers or AI (doesn't matter in the end). They will produce content piecemeal, leaving the GM to sort it all out in the end, which defeats the entire purpose of using published content. It is supposed to make the GM's job easier. If you want to see what this looks like in practice, we actually already know! Just check out my analysis of Curse of Strahd on YT; a mix of silo'd locations that are barely related to each other, no structural tools to help the GM integrate it, terrible connective tissue in the form of tables and guides, and so on. Incoherent slop dumped in the GM's lap. Rather than create beautiful unified works like Gods of the Forbidden North or Dolmenwood, WotC will dump a truckload of disconnected and unrelated content in your lap. What they have done to the Forgotten Realms, they will replicate outward; despoiling every setting they have until it is all worthless and dumb. You thought splatbooks were bad? Now with just a click and a subscription fee, your players can gain access to everything under the sun. Why can't I play a tiefling-dragonborn that exudes magical sap to protect me like platemail? Its in update 289729019438 that just dropped yesterday!?! Tiefling hate is not some quirky thing, it is a disgust reaction to the defilement of what used to be consistent, organized fantasy worlds into kitchen-sink slop fests where anything goes. You can't have a unique and wonderful setting without drawing the line somewhere. This is the problem with multiverses. Its like dumping random foods into a pot and calling it a meal. You have to actually make a series of specific choices about what to include/reject to make a good meal, to make a setting, to make a game. I am personally moving toward exclusively producing intricate, coherent books aimed at providing a unique, high-quality experience over a long-term campaign. Something you buy and implement at your table for a year or more. Something worth owning that has anticipated your needs and presents it in a way that makes your job easier. I want to provide people with that legendary campaign that they brag on playing. I actually detailed my outlook on this today in a YT video, first reviewing this list as a summary of my goals when playing TTRPGs: • Long Term Campaign Experience • Realistic, Vast & Challenging World • Unique & Intriguing Opposition • Surprising & Unexpected Events • Wide Range of Player Choice • Opportunities for PC Advancement • Fair and Consistent Adjudication Then presenting my best estimation of how to actually get all of these results at the table, none of which involve a piecemeal subscription service that provides little/no stability or control to the end-user. Check it out at the link below if you are interested. Sorry for the rant. I'm tired and cranky.

@EveraeGames To boldly go where no man has killed aliens before!

𝗘𝘅𝗽𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗧𝗧𝗥𝗣𝗚 𝗗𝗿𝗼𝗽𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗧𝗼𝗱𝗱 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀! We had a fantastic time learning all about Dropship, its great D12 mechanics & what makes this game tick! Todd is the creator of Dropship and Horde Wars.

@ksorbs A classic tale of guy tries to steal, gets beat up for it, gets saved, tries to steal from the person who tried to help.

You really can't make this up. A White guy in Toronto stopped a bike thief. A black man on a scooter rode up to break up the fight. The teen the black man saved then tries to steal his scooter. What in the world.

@Gingerblast What a great aunt you are!

Here's my nephew and niece at the car show. 💕

I have a 6yo nephew who is obsessed with cars and I am a woman who has basically the bare minimum car knowledge. Last time my nephew was staying with me, I took him to a vintage car show. Kid had the time of his life voting for his favorite car and telling everyone what he liked about theirs. My advice if you have a son who likes tractors is to take him to see some tractors. It's ok if kids don't end up with the interests we wanted. Tractors and people who drive them are important to society.

@Gingerblast Sounds like a potential fan of Car Wars!

@TheBabylonBee The Amish aren't missing anything with the new Dune movies. I can't believe they're even making more, the 2nd one was so terrible. I don't understand how anyone could have gone to see it after the first few should've complained that they changed almost everything from the books.

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@TheBabylonBee She's just as bad at cooking but at least she's being productive!

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@RayOFreedom @TheBabylonBee 100%!

@TheBabylonBee True

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@KasimirUrbanski Yep and they should keep protesting until that crap is fixed also!

@NegatveSpace Remember that there are people who have stabbed other human beings that were not charged

Maybe if you stopped being fascist collaborators with Islamic invaders people might respect you better...

@mario4thenorth It did not surpass the Second Cold War.

🚨 BREAKING: The US just suspended the Permanent Joint Board on Defense. It survived: ✅ World War II ✅ The Cuban Missile Crisis ✅ The entire Cold War ✅ 9/11 ✅ 13 prime ministers ✅ 15 presidents ❌ It did not survive one year of Mark Carney. The Pentagon paused the 86-year-old alliance and pointed the statement directly at his Davos speech. 86 YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP. GONE IN ONE SPEECH.

@ksorbs Capitalism means that we own what we make is the greatest evil on earth? Not people who kill women for going to school? Not people who get kids to mutilate women to desensitize them before forcing them to join their military? Not people who torture people to join their religion?

"Capitalism is the greatest evil on earth.” *says Chinese immigrant who has made a fortune in America*

@ksorbs Ever notice when one gets mailers about voting for someone on the left they have a scary look to them?

Why do Liberal judges look like Liberal judges?

@ksorbs I guess it's time to start suing car manufacturers!

Why would a “car” do this?

@ksorbs How do we know he is cutting deals with China? Countries still have diplomatic relations even if they aren't on the best of terms.

A wise man once said that political parties are “two wings on the same bird.” I fear he was right.

@walshsurvey @D_TrailerManiaX @TheBabylonBee Must not have been important. 🤣

@D_TrailerManiaX @TheBabylonBee How it works in our house: 1. I ask for something heavy. Hubby grunts. 2. 30 min pass. 3. I go get it, making 3 trips. 4. 30 min pass. 5. Hubby asks "did you say something? " 6. I have forgotten what i said.

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@TheBabylonBee Next article: Couple goes broke because wife keeps turning up the thermostat after getting something out of the fridge.

@blacklodgegames There is the way a game is designed and intended to be be played. It is OK to play a game another way but then it is not the same game.