Keep the fazers on stun

fifaworldcup26.hospitality.fifa.com/visa-costco $39,100 for two World Cup tickets… from Costco?! I never thought I’d see the day when even Costco got in on the act. The World Cup is supposed to bring fans together, not price them out.

sorry but if i pay for an ESPN+ subscription i should automatically get regular ESPN with it

"Never trust a thought that occurs to you indoors." — Friedrich Nietzsche

Civilization was built by people like this, and there is a stunning lack of gratitude in our culture for their work. In this specific case, at least half of the apple varieties in Brown’s collection were considered “lost” until he personally tracked them down and saved them. He literally went on quests where he did things like, tracking a lost variety back to a stump of a long-ago-cut-down tree near an abandoned homestead in remote Appalachia, took cuttings from the green shoots coming out of the stump, brought them back and planted them. Absolute legend.

Nothing makes Republicans more angry than tax dollars actually going to help people.

how it feels to say "idk" to stuff u actually know but explaining takes efforts

great news for fans of omens and portents

Shut yo hoe ass up.

NBA Twitter when the Playoffs start

me liking a tweet and then immediately liking a counter tweet

Chicago 7th grader PJ Rose took over🌹 Meanstreets Shooters wouldn’t miss 🎯 Whole squad playing up

don’t be like that your honor

Joe Rogan can say whatever he wants about Trump’s Iran war and deportations being bad on his podcast but at the end of the day he’s still a Trump bootlicker….just now at UFC in Miami

God that bourbon hit

THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 452,000 KILOMETRES BEHIND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO SPLASH DOWN IN THE EXACT SPOT THEY CALCULATED BEFORE THEY EVER LEFT THE GROUND THE MATHEMATICS WORKED. THE PHYSICS HELD. THE SILENCE ENDED. EVERY ENGINEER, MATHEMATICIAN, PHYSICIST, AND PROGRAMMER WHO TOUCHED THIS MISSION IS THE COOLEST PERSON ALIVE AND THEY KNOW IT WELCOME HOME

hamburger help us

¡ES OFICIAL! Esta mañana, Justin Turner se convirtió en Toro de Tijuana Un pelotero que lo deja todo en el terreno para una afición que lo entrega todo en las gradas Bienvenido a tu casa #TorosDeCorazón❤️ #LlegasteACasa

Maturing is letting the spider stay in the ceiling corner of your room