Network Fail

Oh you're going to love this. You know how we're running the railway infrastructure into the ground, well now we're going to be franchising out the TOCs as well! It can't get any better* than this for us! *Worse

High quality work from our track safety team

Didn't realise Boeing bought us out. politico.eu/article/uk-rai…

You wouldn't dare @UKLabour thebusinessdesk.com/northwest/news…

@FirstWaitBSA Your service is so good that your colleagues in West Yorkshire are putting up fares! ^GI

Next time you’re on the bus, why don’t you fill out our complaints form so we can log your negative experience with us? We will process your complaint and issue our famous copy and paste standard template response. firstbus.co.uk/complaints Check out the link above! (if you can)

@LNEFailway We stole em and sold em on the black market ^GI

@LNEFailway Actually we're the ones who broke it mate ^GI

We broke the WCML again! #SorryNotSorry

@LNEFailway @NetworkRailEUS @networkrail @nationalrailenq @AvantiWestCoast @LNRailway We've cut the signalling cables again ^GI

‼️Due to an issue with the signalling near Wembley, there are fewer services to and from Euston 👷‍♀️Engineers are working to fix the issue as soon as possible 📲Please check @nationalrailenq for updates about your journey or with train operators @AvantiWestCoast @LNRailway

We broke the GWML again!

@haggisrail We won't remove it ^GI

We're maintaining the network properly!

@pacer142 You think we have our admin based in the UK? We're in Costa Rica mate! ^GI

Happy Easter! Perhaps Railtrack will emerge from the graveyard!

@LNEFailway @FailsdevUK If its not cables, we're not interested ^GI

We stole some cables in the Newark/Grantham area. #CheckBeforeYouTravel

@FailsdevUK @LNEFailway The fuck is that? ^GI

@NetworkFail3 @LNEFailway We've got mighty Fleetwood

@FailsdevUK @LNEFailway Blackpool is overrated as fuck. Yorkshire has Scarbados though ^GI

@NetworkFail3 @LNEFailway Most of them are shitholes, admittedly we have Burnley and Blackpool but it's better here

@FailsdevUK @LNEFailway We've got Bradford, Leeds, Halifax, Wakefield, Huddersfield, York, Doncaster and Sheffield. You only have Preston and Lancaster ^GI

@NetworkFail3 @LNEFailway You've got Bradford, we've got Preston and the like

@FailsdevUK @LNEFailway Who has more people? Yorkshire, Yorkshire has loads of amazing cities and countryside. Lancaster is boring ^GI

@NetworkFail3 @LNEFailway Oh, that war that Lancashire won?

@FailsdevUK @LNEFailway Want us to restart the War of the Roses? Yorkshire is far better mate ^GI

@NetworkFail3 @LNEFailway Just no, Lancashire is goated