Nice Quarter Guys

@draftcheat profitability?

Anyone want to open a Sports Bar? 1. Massive TVs every where. Impossible to have too many 2. Servers are only baddies who know ball. Real sports fans. They gotta be gambling on games with the patrons. We will search far and wide. 3. We pony up for every sports package. You want to watch an event at our bar, we got you. 4. Bar TV audio decided by popular vote yay or nay once an hour. This bar is for the people. 5. Real deals. Cheap pitchers, light beers. 6. Little gaming area. Darts with metal tips, pool, Golden Tee. What am I missing?

@TwainsMustache Thought that was a beer flight

Why are you not hedging Q4 at $80 and calling your service providers?

@RealStockCats A literal cat is smarter than this post

oil is in a bear market for almost 4-years now but you won't hear that on the news

@Top100Rick please no porn on my feed

Its possible that somehow the 97 Masters isn’t appreciated enough. Tiger Woods used a steel shafted driver and a balata golf ball and yet overpowered Augusta and the field. He hit short irons into the par 4’s. Mid irons into the par 5’s. He went driver-8 iron into the 550 yard 2nd hole. He wins by 12. He literally played a different game from the entire field. All while swinging smooth and naturally. He would then change his swing and win the Grand Slam. And yet, somehow one can wonder how his career goes if he never drastically changes this swing. Would love to know the results of that alternate timeline.

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***Empire Petroleum Announces Participation in Louisiana Oil and Natural Gas Development Program*** The test location lies within the East Perkins Field in Calcasieu Parish, Louisiana, in a portion of the reservoir that sits higher in the formation than nearby legacy production. @ShaleTier7

@IdleLightkeeper lol quit treating this like a logic problem, the best brackets come from the heart

@ctrlopenbracket @WaterworldCapi1 Next thing you know the Iranian baseball team is going to win the 2029 WBC

@WaterworldCapi1 Has he won 15 Cy Young’s or what?! Good riddance. Guy was untouchable

@Jake__Wujastyk @muddywatersre How much SOFI do you own man

@muddywatersre Why don’t you post a picture of your human face instead of hiding behind a joke of a PFP?

$SOFI “intends to explore potential legal action against Muddy Waters”…

@pgoehaus33 And Alberta as our 52nd

Fully on board with welcoming Venezuela as our 51st state. Electric

@ShaleTier7 @Citrini7 Gotta start drilling the SW Louisiana Chalk. For the people.

@NiceQuarterGuys @Citrini7 L

Took a poll in the chat this morning. Interesting results.

@ShaleTier7 @Citrini7 There’s only one way it doesn’t go to $500

@Citrini7 "If you think oil is going to $500/bbl react with a ❤️"

@pickeringenergy Best one yet

Just published - monthly commentary link below. Long read but mucho ongoing. 2026 bear view erased by Straits outage & eventual SPR refill/expansions soaking up excess barrels. Higher floor, $50s/$60s WTI out of the picture. Now buying any dip. #EFT #OOTT pickeringenergypartners.com/library/librar…

@RotoSurgeon ok, bo nix still sucks at football, his well-timed injury is actually very beneficial to him

@NiceQuarterGuys that’s a different Tua

Bo Nix since 2024 64.8% completion 4.6% TD rate 6.5 Y/A 6.6 AY/A Tua Tagovailoa since 2024 70.4% completion 5.0% TD rate 7.1 Y/A 6.8 AY/A Is this really an “upgrade” for Jaylen Waddle?

@DonutShorts @realsteveeisman Doing god's work. I despise this company

Also, Dwight Collins of Autonomous Research was on @realsteveeisman 's podcast last week and mentioned that a 2025 $SOFI securitization had failed its cumulative loss test. No Bueno for a pool that young.

$SOFI Where were the signs? Mar 20 put, $17 strike

@Jaded_PDP_HTX @clintbarnette “Old Ironsides” is just not a serious name. Cmon man. Sounds like a fictional character in a video game

@clintbarnette I choose to ignore Old Ironsides and ArcLight

Oil hits $90 and the text messages start becoming unhinged:

@Teutoburg1 @DadInvest Imagine getting bought out at infinity times cash flow (PAA)

@DadInvest Old school MLP comp structure was very common to see outcomes like this. But instead of a corporate sale for shareholders bag holding limiteds would expect their distributions and the value of their units to get cut in half in the next six months

I don’t think I saw Zas’ number before. $887MM? Jesus. Is that of the biggest single year comp lines ever? Bigger than Mike Milken at Drexel but maybe smaller than the peak Bill Gross PIMCO year.