Neil Nichol

@BenMacpherson That's impossible because we're starved of funds by Westminster. Apparently.

I’m also proud that the last regulations I signed into effect as Minister for Social Security were to uprate twelve Scottish Government benefits by 10.1%, backed by £428 million, to help people during these challenging times (after already increasing the Child Payment by 150%).👇🏻

@mscott7612 @theSNP Think you'll need to donate a lot more than that to repair the damage to Honest Pete's lawn.

I’ve just donated £400 to @theSNP because I trust them to spend my money on whatever they need to bring Scotland closer to independence.

@Duncan20212 Who's funding your happy gathering?

Only independence can save young Scots from the delusion of Brexit thenational.scot/politics/23435…

@Indy4Scotss @theSNP Why not donate your brain? It's obviously underemployed.

I’ve just donated £50 to @theSNP because I trust them to spend my money on whatever they need to bring Scotland closer to independence.

@no202123 So if @PeterMurrell is found guilty, the funds could be recovered from his spouse. Whoever she is.

Prosecutors seek £195k from Natalie McGarry's husband after her embezzlement conviction . Wow £195,000 , who did she work for again ? dailyrecord.co.uk/news/crime/pro…

@macnahgalla @theSNP I think most of them are deceased.

A word of advice for paid up members of @theSNP ….. Cancel your subscription.

@RealStephenKerr Even the bloody skeleton's "WHITE!" @alexmassie

A strangely foreboding photo, akin to a political cartoon. Humza fronting up to the press, acting everything is fine, while looming up behind him... The SNP's political fortune? Their hopes of independence? Either way, there's more than one skeleton out of the closet!

BREAKING: Former First Minister Nicola Sturgeon breaks her silence after Peter Murrell's arrest.

Wouldn't worry too much about them - they're completely detached from reality. @ScotNational

That's a shocker..............

If you're still voting SNP, "hands up" is far too complicated an action for them to understand.

@CatrionaBlack @theSNP Bet you don't get a receipt.

I’ve just donated £50 to @theSNP because I trust them to spend my money on whatever they need to bring Scotland closer to independence.

'Nicola Sturgeon said Westminster is to blame, but she hasn't worked out how' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Subscribe to my weekly newsletter to receive my unseen cartoons: telegraph.co.uk/premium/matt/?…

There is very little point debating what a women is, because the scientific reality is absolutely inarguable. It's quite remarkable to listen to politicians unable to answer that question. You don't need fifty years in medicine to understand that a woman can't have a penis!

@ColinBurnett16 Remember the swabs you put up your nose? Ever wonder who paid for them? Or did you put them in too far and injure your brain?

I don't know the ins and outs of what's happened with Nicola Sturgeon's husband I do think it's worth bearing in the mind the Tories spent £37 billion on a track and trace system that never existed And they were sentenced to a lifetime of wealth and privilege for their crimes

The Nats are going mental over this. Would be a shame if it got retweeted.

@alexmassie Digging to find where "Honesty" and "Transparency" are buried. They've been missing for a long time.

The Taggart reboot is off to a remarkable start.

@CllrMcHuntSNP @HumzaYousaf Peter's winning streak is starting to look like more of a skidmark.

Deeply saddened to hear that our Peter Murrell, ‘a proven winner’ in the words of our @HumzaYousaf, has been arrested. His winning streak is no more😞✊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@brawday "feck peed off" - are you a @JohnSwinney educational victim? You may be entitled to compensation. Contact @NicolaSturgeon who could have provided legal assistance except she was about to be struck off for 3 charges of professional misconduct. Hence the change of career. @GBNEWS

I would be feck peed off if my Husband had been arrested and they named me and i had nothing to do with any crime. 😡