Nicholas P. Kimtai

@citizentvkenya @KoinangeJeff, @OBurrows , I voted for Wa-jah-koya in 2022 because he spoke his mind.. What's his plan in 2027? Halafu, I tried reaching him but was unsuccessful in the past...

George Wajackoyah: The United Opposition are our colleagues; whatever they are doing, they have not involved me, they never call me. Raila was my hero; he was the one who used to make me sit at that table. These fellows never liked me; to them, I was a mad man, I was a bhang smoker, sikuwa na chochote. Because of my popularity on the streets, they never wanted me to come in. After Raila went, wakaniacha. I love Kalonzo, he will always call me for his meetings #CitizenSundayLive

@FauzKhalid Exactly, the only thing Professor Matawi won't understand how the economy works ..We are Doomed!

Mombasa is ideal for Aliko Dangote We already have the refinery which means he needs to invest less as opposed to starting from zero in Tanga Also,Mombasa is strategically located to handle Uganda’s and Kenya’s crude oil

@Adele_lide @nikokadiKE @Apostle_Kjna Rare mind.. Kudos 😁!

@nikokadiKE @Apostle_Kjna You should choose your wife first then mom

If today your woman tells you to choose between her and your mother, who are you choosing?

@Chakulayafarasi @_GrimReaper137 @Ian_San254 Ni story ya jaba ama ni ukweli? .. Kwani hii story haiwezi ikabaki fb ndo mlete huku?😅🔥

@_GrimReaper137 @Ian_San254 Reminds me of a guy who was seen at night with a wheelbarrow ferrying a girl he was smashing and same night shop ikaibiwa witness wakasema walimwona akibeba something,mans alibidii akubali the crime akafungwa jela 6 months 😅

Best sex I ever had was from a luhya kienyeji. Nilijaribu kuvaa condom akaitoa mwenyewe na akaniambia nayo nayo. Man, every stroke was magical. Kila stroke ni climax on its own. So sad I could not walk with her kwa streets, bure I could've wifed her, no lie.

@babeRisper_ @MrKimmKE Send the link..

@MrKimmKE Lemme apply

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@Stat_doser @ggiste @kra Haa, na probably, your ngamias can be hijacked on the way 😀🔥

@ggiste The next day utaskia @KRA wKo Na tax ya Inje

Ukiwa na Ksh. 500k Ingia North Eastern Nunua Ngamia Nne Tafuta vijana Baru Baru Wacha wabebe watoto mtaani na 20 bob Kukiwa weekend zipelekwe mahali kuna events wabebe watoto. Ongeza mtu wa face painting Ambia vijana unataka 500 bob per day for each Ngamia. That’s 2k per day which is 60k per month. Ata Uber haiwezi kupea hii pesa Ngamia inalala inje. Ngamia inakula tuu huko ikizunguka kubeba watoto na haikuitishi mafuta. Ama how else can you invest 500k and make Kshs. 2k per day?

@MobilePESGamer1 @itskipronoh It's like saying, you take the poison because there's hospitals...Go collect your school fees 😉😄🔥

@itskipronoh wacha ijengwe kwanza, kesi baadaye

I don’t know why the dualling of the Rironi–Mau Summit Road is making these naysayers from Mt. Kenya more annoyed.

@f_omusala @itskipronoh You think all people reason like you?

@itskipronoh I will willingly pay toll for a dual until Busia. Her pain ain't mine.

@moserimad @TBakwatsa @jimNjue_ Then, if you are wise, start with the Whites who stole your land before turning that black eye to your fellow African...Stop yapping!

Fuck that narrative, apartheid started in 1948, the like like of Steve Biko, Robert Sibukwe, Solomon Mahlangu, Winnie Mandela and etc never ran away from their country, they stood firm and mobilised the masses to stay and fight Even your favourite NellyM did skip the country instead he was jailed You fuckers only came in the mid 80s 🖕🏿 so fuck apartheid, you didn’t stand for shit

If you’re an Immigrant in SA just leave coz the next step after this is Genocide

@d_shingange @akwaku_kwaku @jimNjue_ Why chase the Blacks instead of the Whites that created this problem on your Head to an extent that you can't even realize it?

@akwaku_kwaku @jimNjue_ We Don't Give A Shit, Y'all Will Definitely Leave This Country. Be It Peacefully Or A Lot Will Have To Die First

@DeltaForceWanll @kilundeezy I wish Somalis could be boardering Rift Valley..Sahii Tungekuwa tumewafikisha Ras Kamboni..😅🔥

@kilundeezy Unfortunately Kamba leaders are cowards, they can't do anything to protect their people

If somalis have guns then the kamba should given a right to own guns too.

@Kevoh_Qaris @klikklak1392 Haa..

@klikklak1392 Nywele makamasi are low IQ as always,wacheni inbreeding itawamaliza!

This other kenyans think Somalis can’t stand up for themselves.Mmetuzoea sana kututusi…Mtajua hamjui

@KyaloIntel Is that the pic of the late Mabbbrrr, Brenda Fassie? ..😁

Imagine going to Nairobi from Embu. You get to Mwea town where a woman asks you if you're headed for Nairobi. She's willing to pay kshs 400 to Nairobi. Remember this is your private vehicle. You feel the 400 can buy you tea or fuel, so let's do it. She gets into the car and off you go. On reaching Nairobi, you ask for the 400 and she tells you 'nipatie 10k yangu!' Imagine that. From the blue! You try to talk and she asks "unataka nipige nduru?" You are in CBD. She's already trying to create noise inside the car. She threatens to shout that you've slept with her and now you are refusing to pay her 10k as agreed. Knowing Nairobi, guy decided to channel the money. From what the guy told me, this lady had connections in town. It seemed this is something she has done before. Imagine getting beaten in the middle of Nairobi for such a thing. Even if you tell your wife the lady is lying, convincing her will be an uphill task. Someone is currently in prison for a related case. This one decided to lock the doors, drive out of town. He beat the lady up till she got unconscious. Crime? Abduction, assault with intent to kill. When you get to court, gentlemen, that's when you realise the law has a gender especially when the complainant is a woman. You will know the law is female. It has a pusssssyyyy!

@ItsLeecapalot Tulisema hii ujinga ibaki na fb, si huku mkuu, 😅

Na maziwa ya mtoto ingekuwa inatoka kwa mrija??

@NytoP2PMwangi Umefanya niangalie number 11. Since @ntvkenya , was my favorite back then... Sahii na watch tu #Twende 😁🔥

List of Prominent Kenyans who died from Cancer! 1. David Kiaraho, 62 - Olkalou MP (2026) 2. Bob Collymore, 61 - Former Safaricom CEO (2019) 3. Joyce Laboso, 58 - Former Bomet Governor (2019) 4. Ken Okoth, 41 - Former Kibra MP (2019) 5. Nderitu Gachagua, 64 - Former Nyeri Governor (2017) 6. Chris Kirubi, 79/80 - Industrialist / Businessman (2021) 7. Francis Nyenze, 60 - Former Kitui West MP (2017) 8. Ben Oluoch (Okello), 55 - Former Migori Senator (2018) 9. Grace Kipchoim, 56 - Former Baringo South MP (2018) 10. Calestous Juma, 64 - Renowned academic / Harvard Professor / Global scholar (2017) 11. Janet Kanini Ikua, 38 - TV presenter / NTV journalist (2017) 12. Waweru Mburu - Veteran Journalist / Radio Citizen presenter (2016) 13. Wangari Maathai, 71 - Nobel Peace Prize winner and environmentalist (2011) 14. Jane Kiano, 74 - Former Maendeleo ya Wanawake Chair (2018) 15. Michelle Wararia Karume, 25 - Social figure / Granddaughter of Njenga Karume (2019) 16. Pete Openda - Actor (2020) 17. Betty Bayo, 40 - Gospel Musician (2025) 18. Njenga Karume, 83 - Former Minister, MP & Businessman (2012) 19. Catherine Kasavuli, 60 - Veteran TV news anchor (2022) 20. Francis Munyua Waititu (Wakapee) - Former Juja MP (2021) 21. Nathaniel Tum, 73 - Former Kenya Seed Managing Director (2022) 22. Rasna Warah, 63 - Veteran journalist & author (2025) 23. Gladys Erude, 70 - Veteran KBC journalist (2021) 24. Rosemary Alakie Mboya - Daughter of Tom Mboya (2022) 25. Zipporah Njeri Nyambura, 40 - Germany-based journalist (2020) Who else? May They Continue Resting In Peace!!! Over the years, cancer has overtaken other major causes of death, such as HIV/AIDS, malaria, pneumonia, and road accidents to become Kenya’s leading killer. Nearly everyone has lost a close relative or friend to the disease. Urgent investment and awareness efforts are now critical, as the statistics keep getting worse.

@Mbithe_Mulinge @Gishira_ Tumweke nani?

@Gishira_ 14 months to go🤗

Umelala ama bado?

@Eagleson98 @hope_ful1 Eiish nah... 😅🔥

@hope_ful1 Savannah grass land.

Men, you like it shaved or unshaved

@citizentvkenya @KoinangeJeff @citizentvkenya , Kindly, ask him: How will he FIX the country when 1. He disobeyed Court orders in the past? 2. 8 Billion scandal concerning smart ID's? 3. Ruaraka land scandal? Come out clearly on these past Ghosts that may linger him in future ..

Fred Matiang’i: The ghosts of Yala River don’t haunt me. To this day, if anybody, long after we left government and I left the Interior Ministry, another two bodies were found in River Yala. It is a crime that ought to be investigated to its furthest end, and those who were involved brought to book. If they include me, I am ready to account for it. The best way to resolve these matters (River Yala, Ruaraka land, court orders) is to have the public inquest #CitizenSundayLive

@_Kisiagi @Bokono_m Karibu nichomwe na supu bro, Cheza chini...😅🔥

@Bokono_m J cm unapea pastor bibi siku moja

Uzuri ya catholic kama huna sadaka unaingia kwa shamba unakata miwa unafika church nayo⛪😂

@HillaryGondi I have joined the boat ⛵..