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Johnny Danger

@NickMxp

award winning bartender Best ½ Matt

Katılım Ekim 2017
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Johnny Danger
Johnny Danger@NickMxp·
@RNCResearch On one hand, he hates it. On the other hand, it gives him other people's money
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RNC Research
RNC Research@RNCResearch·
Texas Democrat Senate candidate James Talarico in 2019: "The American flag is such a complicated symbol for most of us."
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Breaking911
Breaking911@Breaking911·
Google homepage this Memorial Day.
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Toad
Toad@ItsToad_·
Since the name is officially dead, we can now conclusively pick the World’s Greatest Gary
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Defiant L’s
Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
She says she has a question for white people...
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Flat Ranger - UT
Flat Ranger - UT@UtahFlatRanger·
How does someone get approved for a 30 year mortgage on a 3 year Visa?
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Johnny Danger@NickMxp·
@PressTV Sorry we didn't feed you but check out this cool new rocket we're gonna miss our targets with
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Press TV 🔻
Press TV 🔻@PressTV·
Iran's Khaibar Shekan missile showcased during patriotic rallies held in Tehran. Follow t.me/presstv
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@AJENews I have a feeling that if tehran doesn't agree to America's terms then there won't be any more negotiations until after military objectives have been completed...
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Wise Advice
Wise Advice@wiseadvicesumit·
Trade talks between the US and Iran.
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CCG
CCG@CCGinBR·
God only knows what men really want. Just do your best ladies.
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Fred
Fred@Grand_handsomer·
When I was 20 two girls I didn’t know built a beer can pyramid on top of my trash cans and I walked by it and kicked it over. One girl yelled don’t touch my fucking beer can pyramid. I yelled don’t build a beer can pyramid on my fucking trash can. She screamed don’t fuck with me I’m from Louisville and yelled back I don’t give a shit bitch I’m from Danville, then she punched me in the face. I spent the rest of the night sitting on the front porch flirting with her and we made out. I had so much fucking game back in the day
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Fandom Pulse
Fandom Pulse@fandompulse·
Paramount is developing a new Godfather sequel from a "woman's point of view." It's called "Connie," a feminist retelling of the Godfather events from Connie Corleone's perspective based on a novel of the same name. Why do feminists keep doing this kind of thing?
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Johnny Danger@NickMxp·
You'll learn a lot about yourself trying to level a pool... and it's not good
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Johnny Danger@NickMxp·
@ItsToad_ I literally just got yelled at for closing the dryer door..wife running a tight ship today
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Toad@ItsToad_·
Don’t tell my wife but I just started a load of laundry with my dark and light clothes along with towels
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she builds their fires
she builds their fires@ErinIshimoticha·
Maybe @SpaceX can ask its engineers not to chant nationalist dogwhistles on the livestream please? 😒
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Dr. Maalouf ‏
Dr. Maalouf ‏@realMaalouf·
You see this sign at your workplace. What is your reaction?
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ICE Los Angeles
ICE Los Angeles@EROLosAngeles·
🚨ICE Los Angeles arrested Parminderpal Singh, 26, of India, May 21. Singh’s criminal record includes vehicle theft, grand theft, trespassing, and vandalism. He is in ICE custody pending removal.
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