Johnny Danger

@unclegarytrucks I say this about my first weld too

My bracket is still perfect

@greg16676935420 That one is only for ages 9-49

Doesn’t surprise me it leaked considering it’s made out of legos and not concrete

@TMZ To think that at one point, he was armed and on the run... I think that is why he is smiling, actually...

A professional cornhole player who happens to be a quadruple amputee is facing murder charges over the shooting death of a man in Maryland. Details: tmz.me/HlFnrjU

@realjenx @caesar_pounce ***hooves

🚨 @caesar_pounce IS POSTING FEET PICS ON THE MAIN!

@eramolf4 @caesar_pounce Unblock me, you coward!

@eramolf4 @caesar_pounce Gay and predictable

Seems I triggered some people

@eramolf4 @caesar_pounce Gay

@caesar_pounce @NickMxp And there's one now!

@eramolf4 @caesar_pounce The best countries in the world make no demands of their invited guests

@NickMxp @caesar_pounce Live in a better country?

@CollinRugg Walk a mile in his shoes before you judge

NEW: Quadruple amputee professional cornhole player accused of murdering someone before driving off in his Tesla. Dayton Webber, 27, who has no arms & legs and was featured on ESPN, is accused of shooting 27-year-old Bradrick Michael Wells during an argument. "Police say Webber was in his Tesla SUV when he shot Wells in the passenger seat," a local report from Fox 5 said. "He then pulled over and asked two backseat passengers to help pull Wells out of the car. They refused and got out of the car before calling the police." Webber then allegedly drove off with Wells' body in the car. It's completely unclear how Webber was able to fire a weapon, considering he doesn't have fingers. "It’s early in the investigation, but there’s no evidence to suggest anyone else was involved in the shooting and that he acted alone," said Diane Richardson, Charles County Sheriff's Office. Webber faces first and second-degree murder charges. Video: ESPN

@SenAdamSchiff They should give these to people' when they get born or married

A birth certificate AND your marriage license. If you changed your name after you got married, like the First Lady, the 'SAVE America Act' will demand you provide BOTH documents in order to prove your identity and vote in the next election if you don’t have a passport.

@nickgillespie Without radar guns, we remarkably hardly had anyone speeding

And yet, without photo ID, our elections have been remarkably fraud-free. This fixation on a non-problem is weird and wasteful.

@ryanburge One group reads the Bible, the other group reads the new York times

Evangelicals are the only religious group where a majority do not agree with these 3 statements: Abortion should be legal Gay and lesbian people should be allowed to marry Homosexuality should be accepted by society

If someone asked me to remove my shoes to enter their home, I would ask to be led to the stables where I could be treated more humanely. Why do you people do this??

@JimVandeHei "We're just as psychotic as you are"

🚨 Potential 2028 Democratic presidential candidates are introducing themselves to voters in a striking way: by documenting their childhood resentments, family chaos and fights with their parents. axios.com/2026/03/22/dem…

@thehill Mueller at 7:59 ... What a time to be alive!

#BREAKING: Robert Mueller, who led 2016 election interference probe tied to Russia, dies at 8 thehill.com/blogs/in-the-k…

@ariel_oseran That dude is gonna be dead soon

The Iranian Armed Forces Spokesman sends a message to Trump in English: Hey, Trump, you’re fired! You are familiar with this sentence. Thank you for your attention to this matter. The Central Headquarters of Khatem al-Anbiya.

@LibertyLockPod Blowing up civilian tankers isn't a war crime?

I'm well aware no one cares about international law anymore but I still hate watching Trump post war crime threats on social media. So crazy.

@PopBase x.com/i/status/94075…

Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

@ChrisMurphyCT ICE is already funded

This is the only thing you need to know. Democrats want to open TSA. Republicans are refusing because they want to attach ICE funding. That’s why there are long lines. ICE.