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Clawdbot + Kling = an AI “wellness expert” affiliate machine
no real doctors
no certifications
no clinic
no filming days
just viral “health tip” videos running nonstop
look at pages like this
one consistent persona
same office setup
same calm delivery
but every video hits a different hook
“if your legs…”
“this is insulin…”
“don’t ignore this sign…”
and they pull hundreds of thousands to millions of views
here’s how it works:
→ clawdbot creates the expert persona, hooks, and scripts
→ kling generates the talking videos and scenes
→ capcut adds captions, pacing, and retention edits
→ affiliate links sit in bio converting the traffic
each video tests a new angle
same character
different symptom
most brands rely on one product video
this system tests dozens every week
the winners get scaled
the rest get replaced instantly
AI didn’t just make content cheaper
it turned affiliate content into a volume game
rt + comment “clinic” and i’ll send the full workflow
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2.2+ ROAS ads are starting to look exactly like this
not ugc creators, not influencers, and not doctors explaining things on camera
just simple animated visuals that clearly show a problem and hint at the solution
clean character design, strong curiosity hook, and a message anyone can understand instantly
it feels easy to watch and doesn’t trigger that “this is an ad” reaction
and that’s exactly why it converts so well
no friction, no overthinking, just a visual that makes the problem obvious in seconds
these animations are now being used across almost every niche
weight loss, gut health, skincare, supplements, and more
same visual style, different product behind it, and endless variations to test
one concept can be turned into dozens of ads and scaled quickly
rt + comment “animated” and I’ll send the setup
(follow for dm)
My OpenClaw bot is growing my accounts by 10k+ followers each month.
I recorded and fed it:
- 100 different hooks
- 100 different bodies
- 100 different CTAs
That's 1,000,000 possible unique reels.
Every day it mixes new combinations and posts 10 reels across 10 of my accounts on each platform (instagram, tiktok, yt shorts)
Reply "skill" and I'll send you the free skill file to set this up yourself (must be following)
I run my meta ads with @openclaw for $0/month 😱
here's the system that runs autonomously:
step 1: daily health check
→ social-cli (major shoutout to @vishalojha_me) wraps @Meta's marketing API (token refresh, pagination, rate limits all handled)
→ am I on track? what's running? who's winning? who's bleeding? any fatigue?
→ the same 5 questions I asked Ads Manager every morning for 20 years
step 2: catch dying ads before CPA spikes
→ @OpenClaw pulls daily frequency by ad
→ frequency > 3.5 = audience is cooked, CTR is about to drop
→ this one signal saves more money than any dashboard
step 3: auto-pause bleeders + shift budget to winners
→ CPA > 2.5x target for 48hrs? auto-pause. no hesitation.
→ ranks every campaign by efficiency. recommends shifting spend.
→ last fri it paused an $87 CPA campaign at 3am and scaled my best performer 30%
step 4: write new ad copy from your winners
→ agent analyzes what's working (hooks, angles, CTAs)
→ generates variations based on the patterns in YOUR top performers
→ copy modeled on what already converts in your account.
step 5: upload ads directly to your account
→ new creative + copy
→ live in @Meta Ads Manager
→ no more downloading, formatting, clicking through the upload flow
→ agent handles the entire publish cycle
step 6: content concepts + morning brief
→ spots patterns across winners and suggests what to test next
→ delivers everything to Telegram, Slack, wherever you want it
→ 90 seconds to read. reply "approved." done.
input: your ad account + your target CPA
output: an AI that monitors, kills, scales, writes, AND uploads your ads
dozens of hours in ad manager → 1 text message
I packaged the entire system as the Meta Ads Kit.
5 @OpenClaw skills:
- meta-ads (daily checks + auto-pause)
- ad-creative-monitor (fatigue detection)
- budget-optimizer (efficiency scoring + shift recs)
- ad-copy-generator (writes variations from your winners)
- ad-upload (publishes creative directly to your account)
giving it away free.
comment ADS + like + follow
(must follow so i can DM)
RIP landing page designers 🤯
I just built a system in Claude Code that clones high-converting advertorial pages & rebuilds it for your brand in minutes.
Find a presell page that's been running on Meta for months →
Feed it to Claude Code →
Get back a production-ready page with your product, your copy, your angles.
Built 100% in Claude Code.
Perfect for DTC brands and agencies testing multiple advertorial angles on Meta.
The best brands on Meta are running 5-10 different advertorial pages at any given time.
Each one targets a different audience, a different pain point, a different hook.
Building those pages manually means freelancers, back-and-forth, and weeks of waiting.
This system solves it:
→ Find an advertorial that's scaling on Meta
→ Feed the page to Claude Code
→ Claude extracts the exact DR framework
→ Swap in your brand details, product, audience, and mechanism
→ Claude one-shots a complete HTML page following the same proven structure
→ Paste into Shopify. Done.
No designer.
No copywriter turnaround.
No starting from scratch.
What you get:
→ The exact advertorial structure that's already converting on Meta, rebuilt for your brand
→ Full HTML page ready to import into Shopify in 60 seconds
→ Copy that follows every DR beat — authority, pain escalation, root cause reframe, social proof, offer
→ A repeatable system you can use to spin out new angles whenever you need them
The pages that are scaling hardest on Meta all follow the same formula. This just lets you use it.
I put together a full guide showing the exact process — how to find winning pages, extract the structure, and build your own in Claude Code.
Want the full guide for free?
> Like this post
> Comment "CLONE"
And I'll send it over (must be following so I can DM)
My OpenClaw just generated a fully animated AI video with a single Telegram message 🤯
This is V2. And it's a completely different beast.
V1 went viral — type a topic, get a fun animated video back. Educational content, silly food characters, entertainment stuff.
V2 turns it into an actual ad production system.
Two upgrades that change everything:
→ Upload your own brand mascot or product character
→ The agent locks that image across every scene via Nano Banana Pro
→ It writes real direct response scripts — hook, pain points, proof, CTA
→ Output is built to run as a Facebook ad or native TikTok
→ Still one message. Still fully automated.
No generic educational fluff.
No random AI tomato characters.
No manual prompting between tools.
What you get back:
- A 32-second animated video starring YOUR brand character
- DR ad script with a real hook, agitation, and CTA
- Consistent character across all 4 scenes
- Ready to drop into Meta or TikTok as-is
Perfect for DTC brands and agencies producing volume creative without a production team.
The agent writes the script, generates every frame on-brand, animates with Veo 3, adds voiceover natively, and delivers the final cut to Telegram.
I put the V2 skill + full setup guide into a Google Drive folder.
Want access for free?
> Like this post
> Comment "CLAW"
And I'll send it over (must be following so I can DM)