nick a.

indispensable life skills taught at the pumpkin patch

A fire broke out backstage in a theater. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it; the acclaim was even greater. I think that's just how the world will end: to general applause from wits who think it's a joke. —Kierkegaard

@amyklobuchar The Administration is escalating. ok. so what’s the response (other than posturing on X)

Our local law enforcement, mayors, and community leaders all agree: The best way to restore order and safety in Minnesota is for ICE to leave our streets.  This Administration is escalating rather than de-escalating and it needs to stop.

Chairman Paul Birdsong from a newly formed Black Panther Party in Philly: “An unarmed woman was killed by ICE…so we’re here to protect the community. If ICE thinks they’re going to brutalize the people on our watch? Fuck around and find out.”

I think us accidentally nuking ourselves like a kid blowing up his hand playing with cherry bombs is the actual moral conclusion to America

every tornado or severe thunderstorm in Oklahoma. today it’s Hogshooter.

if i ever found out a mouse lived in my home, and he had a small archway in the wall, and he lived in there with small, real furniture, and he ventured out nightly to get one olive or a small wedge of cheese. i would stop at nothing to end his life. i would spare no expense

@UofOklahoma truly an embarrassment

A statement from the University of Oklahoma:

@InvertTheWing why are you like this?

Pedro Porro next, and the club will finally see progress.

@kanefromthelane marvelous how we humans can make seemingly nice things i.e. watching soccer on weekends just absolutely miserable

Ok dust settled. Calm head. Sack him.

Me, reading that new Harper's piece

@MoeSquare jesus this storyline...we're third in the league and 2nd best GD after seven games. until we get relegated or win the treble its never going to be as bad as you think it is or as good as you want it to be. just enjoy the results for chrissake

Didn't realize till now how uninspiring Spurs' underlying numbers have been so far this season

@OldTrafordTimes milner

Guess the player Level : Very Hard

@SpursJourno we literally just had the best transfer window in 25 years my god

Unbelievably disappointing to end without a left winger and a CB. Finally, onto the season. COYS!

my dawg is COOOKIN

@ben_bowman_ when i read 'close to the offer RB are expecting....thats when i knew its over.

The Ornstein dagger won’t hurt. It might kill. We will see. Fighting everything not to get dragged in.

@xAlexTHFC didn’t you hear? were exploring the possibility of potentially contacting xavi simmons. so he can reject us too. huge

We’re actually gonna be ANOTHER day down without any news lmaoooo

Come on you Spurs….

Said it before but Tottenham being the bogey team of the best manager to ever grace the game is so Tottenham

Im reading Against The Day by Thomas Pynchon right now. Its amazing.